ugly ass chicken leg flat ass bitch. I wanna look like this hotty on the right
flat ass chicken leg bitch
>>30062794
For real! I hope they give us the option for 'body builds' in Pokemon Stars for the Switch. I hate looking like such a weak little runt.
I want my character to be a big hiker!
and wtf is with this helmet and knee pads and safety harness life jacket and shit to ride a fucking pokemon.. gotta go around looking like a fucking bitch just to ride a pokemon. Red didn't have to do this shit
>>30062794
because you're 11
>>30064454
I've been saying the same thing about kids riding bikes. I never wore any of that shit as a kid. If you aren't out on the highway with fast moving cars what's the fucking point?
Safety is an illusion. I wish modern society would get over it already.
>>30062794
>Exchanging Chicken Hat for fedora.
Faggot
>>30064454
Because he rode his own pokemon. Pokeride requires the equipment and a liability waiver, gotta make sure no one sues.
>>30064555
A helmet does increase safety though, even at low speeds. Kneepads are a bit much.
>>30064519
*around 11
>>30064671
11.
>>30064669
Safety is bullshit.
>>30065253
You're bullshit.
>>30062794
>>30062971
Don't be so hard on yourself anon