OVER. 40. YEARS. OLD.

>>30052705
Hey, if she's 40, then I'm 40

>>30052705
Shes definitely a 40

>>30052705
hey if shes 40 then im still 19 and ready to hit on her at every available opportunity

Ava Devine is over 40
Wouldn't stop me haha

>>30052705
So?

>tfw my girlfriend is 45
FEELS
SO
GOOD

Jennifer Aniston is 46. 40 isn't too unbelievable for Lusamine

The older you get the younger 40 looks to you. It's weird. When I was a kid 40 was OLD but now I find many 40 years olds attractive.

But that's /vp/ for ya, full of children.

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>>30054091
45 yo "gf" too seggs is just unbelievable no holds barred but they're fucking psycho used goods and you know it. no telling stories like "when I was a kid" or "back in the day" because they had already graduated high school when you were maybe a year old or so.

>>30054171
It's not like we're getting marired haha.
We just go on dates, hang out, and mess around.
I call her mommy.

>>30054195
Hot desu

>>30054195
weird

>>30054195
>I call her mommy
do people actually do this?
how do you even bring that up

>>30054204
>>30054208
Both of you are correct.

>>30054217
She mentioned she wanted me to suck on her breasts and I asked if I could call her mommy while I do it. She's really into it, apparently.

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>>30054195
I've messed around with her for over 2 years now and she'll bring up marriage after a marathon. has a 19 yo daughter looks just like her. i should stop this is poke mon board

>>30054246
Aww shit mine has a 14 year old daughter!
And nobody cares lol. Everything gets 404d within thirty minutes, a new game just came out.
The mods aren't going through every thread.

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Why are they so perfect?

>>30054232
Are you a jellyfish?

>>30054286
>It was supposed to be a twist that they're related
These games are dumb.
>>30054296
I'm sincerely confused.

>>30054315
>>30054283
>>30054246
>>30054195
>>30054171
>>30054091
wow why am i actually not surprised at all that some 20 something year olds who play pokemon and bang old women call them mommy
im jel desu

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>>30054504
She's getting me a Nintendo Switch so I have something to do when she leaves the house for work

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>>30054504
I don't call mine "mommy" or have those sort of latent play incestuous feelings, but wow what a body and three inout whenever, wherever. It's worth it to endure the crazy. For a time.

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30 (or 31?) years old.

Maybe Lusamine had some PS done.

>>30054622
>Thirty
Still young

>>30054591
what the fuck where do i get one?

>>30054740
Well she isn't getting me a Switch until it comes out, but the woman is from FetLife