Violent dex entries

>>30045800
>Glalie(Mega): The excess energy from Mega Evolution spilled over from its mouth, breaking its jaw. It spews endless blizzards
Glalie is so metal that it shattered its own jawbones and now blasts merciless cold over anything in its path

Araquanid drowns small pokemon in the bubble on its head. I can't think of a more terrifying way to die than drowning right in the face of the thing about to eat you.

>>30046264

Its kinda weird because in the the other version it says Araquanid uses its bubble to save pokemon too

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>>30045800
>>30046264
>Araquanid: Despite what its appearance suggests, it cares for others. If it finds vulnerable, weak Pokémon, it protectively brings them into its water bubble.
h-he just wanted to help

Primeape

>It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however

Toxapex:

"Toxapex crawls along the ocean floor on its 12 legs. It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake."

>under palossand is a bone graveyard

>Weavile: They dwell in cold places. This Pokémon’s main food source in Alola is Vulpix and Sandshrew, which they carefully divide among their group.
>Sandile: It conceals itself in the sand and chomps down on the legs of any prey that unwarily walk over it. Its favorite food is Trapinch.
>Mandibuzz: It circles in the sky, keeping a keen eye out for Pokémon in a weakened state. Its choicest food is Cubone.
>Garchomp: It can fly at speeds rivaling jet planes. It dives into flocks of bird Pokémon and gulps the entire flock down whole.
>Spinarak: It waits intently until its preferred prey, Cutiefly, gets caught in its web. In fact, it’s quite a patient Pokémon.
>Talonflame: Its favorite foods are Wingull and Pikipek. It attacks with a powerful kick and grasps them firmly in its talons.
>Wailmer: It shows off by spraying jets of seawater from the nostrils above its eyes. It eats a solid ton of Wishiwashi every day.
>Lumineon: This deep-sea Pokémon lives at the bottom of the sea. Its fins haul it over the seabed in search of its favorite food—Starmie.
>Mareanie: It plunges the poison spike on its head into its prey. When the prey has weakened, Mareanie deals the finishing blow with its 10 tentacles.
>Toxapex: Toxapex crawls along the ocean floor on its 12 legs. It leaves a trail of Corsola bits scattered in its wake.
>Mareanie: It’s found crawling on beaches and seafloors. The coral that grows on Corsola’s head is as good as a five-star banquet to this Pokémon.
>Toxapex: Those attacked by Toxapex’s poison will suffer intense pain for three days and three nights. Post-recovery, there will be some aftereffects.
>Cubone: When it thinks of its deceased mother, it weeps loudly. Mandibuzz that hear its cries will attack it from the air.

>>30046136
Brutal.jpg

>>30046502
the Jeffery Dahmer of pokemon

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>>30046514
Cubone just can't catch a break.

It's all very inappropriate for children. Disappointed in Game Freak going down this path.

Daily reminder than the Pokedex is not canon, Pokemons only eat Berries and candies, nothing in the Pokemon world eat meat and they never hurt others

>pokedex is absolutely fucking brutal
>game is safe zone cutesy babby shit

Fucking stupid

>>30046264
>>30046311
>>30046330
>Get trapped in Araquanid's bubble
>No way to tell if it's going to bring you to safety or drown and devour you

>>30046617
You can get away with a lot more in writing than video. Erotic novels can be found in pretty much any public library, but you'd be hard pressed to find a store that stocks pornographic movies or video games and lets kids inside.

>>30046819
It's because the retards that get triggered by this kind of stuff are the same kind of retards who dislike reading.

>Bewear

This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

>>30046937

No it's because graphic and simulated violence is closer to real life than writing you dumb

>>30046558
The ride never ends.jpeg

>>30047023
Naming my Bewear "Lennie" now.

>>30046514
Anyone else find it hilarious that the Dex entries have gotten so hardcore, while the game itself is more preschool-friendly than ever?

>>30046643
Good thing it's a shitmon.

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>>30046514
>Predators preying other predators
That's not how it should work, Gamefreak

>>30046340
This can't be real

>>30047606

it is

100% legit

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>>30046340
>tfw spend time ev training Primeapa
>It dies in combat from an aneurysm

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>>30046264
>>30046311

How Araquanid thinks:

>Does it drown?
>>No = Fellow Water bro
>>Yes = Food

>>30046514

>Lumineon eats Starmie

Literally how?

>>30047643
This is horrible. Why would they do this to this Pokémon?

>>30046514
>Garchomp can fly
>Eats a literal whole flock

Holy fuck

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>Sun: Forests where Shiinotic live are treacherous to enter at night. People confused by its strange lights can never find their way home again.

>Moon: It emits flickering spores that cause drowsiness. When its prey succumb to sleep, this Pokémon feeds on them by sucking in their energy.

>>30046610
>"the pokedex is not canon"
seriously consider suicide

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>>30046340

I laughed for a solid minute at the idea. This is amazing.

>>30046610
What the fuck is a Pokemons?

>>30047554
you're an idiot. seriously look up "food chain." this is exactly what happens. everything eats something, and something eats it.

>>30047554
That happens all the time in nature though.

>>30045800

>Drifloon: If for some reason its body bursts, its soul spills out with a screaming sound

>The balloon boy just pops

>>30047441
How's that literal autism treating ya?

>>30047764
With that ability, it's definitely a Water supremacist, i.e. Masuda: the Pokémon.

>>30047839
>can't unsee jigglypuff giving head to Shiinotic

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>>30046643

>>30048058
Reminds me of a junji ito manga, which was also about balloons

>>30047781
Primape did that to itself.

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I can't tell if Goldbat's is hilarious or terrifying.

>Sometimes they drink so much blood, they can't fly anymore. Then they fall to the ground and become food for other Pokemon.

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>>30046514
>Cubone: When it thinks of its deceased mother, it weeps loudly. Mandibuzz that hear its cries will attack it from the air.
Jesus CHRIST

>>30046136
Do megas have dex entries now?

>>30047779
By nibbling at it.

>>30052277
All the ones that you can get in game, yes.

Lucario's is in line with how it was portrayed in the anime before Korrina learned to control it

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>>30046514
Yfw the bone in Mandibuzz's hair is Cubone's club

>>30052277
Yes.

Only Mega Absol's entry is tame though

>We're told to believe this shit when enormous dragons can only knock pitiful insect larva unconsious

>>30052648
> what is gameplay and story segregation

>>30047321
Guzma's family violence wasn't so "preschool-friendly"

>>30052686
You mean Ludo-Narrative Dissonance?

>>30046514
Wailmer is based of a filtering whale, what the fuck

>>30052686
This goes beyond segregation. Their keeping the two on different sides of an electric fence with poisoned barbs all over. It's like the dex entries are from an alternate universe.

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How about some funny ones?
>Abra: It can teleport itself to safety while it's asleep, but when it wakes, it doesn't know where it is, so it panics.

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>>30052944
...from an alternate universe...

>>30046514
>Toxapex has platypus venom

Well now.

>>30047839
>Sun entry is a reference to Fairy Circles

>>30052996
Platypus venom last longer than that.

>>30046514
So Garchomp is at the top of the food chain then?
>flies like a jet
>it's a fucking landshark dragon
>gulps the entire flock down

That shit would be be scary as fuck irl

>>30053072
AND his arms and wings literally melt into scythes when it mega evolves just so it has more killing power for when it isn't flying.

>>30053072
I can see a Peliper chucking a megastone at a Garchomp to fuck it over.

>>30046514
>Cubone: When it thinks of its deceased mother, it weeps loudly. Mandibuzz that hear its cries will attack it from the air.

This would work well with Batman and Superman too.

>>30053149
I don't have the dex entry, but apparently that causes Garchomp intense pain. In fact, all Mega Evolutions cause the Pokemon to feel intense pain and suffering because they undergo a very large and unnatural metamorphosis in such a short amount of time.

It says that Mega Glalie's mouth is always open because the sudden muscle growth breaks its jaw, and if it stays in Mega form too long it will starve to death.

>>30053291
My sudden muscle growth broke your mom's jaw

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I wonder who was behind the change of tone for so many Dex entries.

>>30054589
I wish he was a usable Pokemon. Electric/Steel or something.

>>30046514
>This deep-sea Pokémon lives at the bottom of the sea

Gamefreak pls.

>>30046617
The climax of this game is about parental abuse and Lovecraftian terrors.

>>30052048
It feels like a combination reference to Hanging Balloons and Black Paradox.

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>>30046514

>Lumineon
>Being a threat to anything

>>30054703
wut
That's Bulbapedia trivia-tier.

Magikarp.
>>Its reckless leaps make it easy pickings for predators. On the bright side, many Pokémon enjoy longer life spans, thanks to Magikarp.

>>30047781
It's because Gamefreak has sold out and they realized their talent has run dry, so they're pandering to the edgy teenagers(the dex entries) and the furfags(all the waifubait mons this gen). They know they're going to lose their old audience, so they're doing everything they can to draw in a new one. We'll only see things get worse from here.

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>>30055332

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I've heard people say that Corsola will summon things that'll attack it, do all the prey Pokémon accidentally summon their predators as per the dex?

>just found an Elekid
>fucker just summoned a Chansey
>haven't caught either of them yet
It's fucking bullshit that you can't catch a pokemon if it has a partner with it, also this Chansey's a fucking asshole who won't stay in the damn ball

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>>30054589
>change of tone

>>30055762
There were plenty of violent entries in previous generations, but Rotom probably offers the most we've seen at once. That's what you get for inviting a ghost to the party.

>>30045800
I like how we eat fucking slowpokes.

>>30046514
>Anything eating Starmie.
Not with all that boltbeam in your face.
Maybe they just get a leg before it recovers.

>>30055489
Corsola calls for back up but just get eaten by an opportunistic Mareanie.
Fucking savage.

>>30046581
Kids this days don't stop to read a pokedex entry.

>>30056205
Starmie doesn't give a fuck because it can just regrown parts like a souped up IRL starfish

>>30055534
I've been prioritizing stuff that I can't bring over with Bank, like mareanie instead of corsola.

>>30055332
>It's because Gamefreak has sold out and they realized their talent has run dry,

GameFreak has always been a generic hobbyist developer, anon. Pokemon was their magnum opus that was intentionally meant to be a cash cow. Did you buy Drill Dozer? Did you support HarmoKnight? Did you download Giga Wrecker? Did you play Tembo? Don't you go preaching about how GameFreak sold out when they still have time to pursue non-Pokemon related things and explore their talents.

And clearly you don't remember such entries like Pidgey eggs falling prey to Ekans and the like in Gen 1.

>>30052277
Alternate forms have dex entries too.

>>30057024
>Pidgey eggs falling prey to Ekans and the like in Gen 1
I think the genwunner in me is what likes the more gruesome dex entries so much. I think the pokemon world having family drama, sexual innuendo, and violence makes it feel like a dangerous and mysterious, yet fun, world again.

>>30056205
>Not with all that boltbeam in your face.
laughed heartily imagining a starmie bolt beaming a lumoise in the face tell it to fuck off

>>30047321
>preschool-friendly than ever?

Did we play the same game or do you not know how to read?

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>>30057457

>>30057292
Great, you know. Great!

>>30052341
fear the nibs

>>30052721
After visited Po town I always felt that Guzma is the one who battered his parents with golf club, not the other way around. Ya boi got anti-social disorder.

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Palossand
>Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.
Mimikyu
>Its actual appearance is unknown. A scholar who saw what was under its rag was overwhelmed by terror and died from the shock.
Flygon
>The flapping of its wings sounds something like singing. Those lured by the sound are enveloped in a sandstorm, becoming Flygon’s prey.
Gengar
>Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.
>It apparently wishes for a traveling companion. Since it was once human itself, it tries to create one by taking the lives of other humans.
Haunter
>It strikes at humans from total darkness. Those licked by its cold tongue grow weaker with each passing day until they die.
Rampardos
>The result of repeated headbutts is a skull grown thick and hard. However, its brain has shrunk in size compared with Cranidos’s.

>>30055489
yeap.
Corsola spawns Marenie.
Carbink spawns Sableye.

Probably some others.

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>>30046136

>>30046514
>Lumineon: This deep-sea Pokémon lives at the bottom of the sea. Its fins haul it over the seabed in search of its favorite food—Starmie.

Implying weak ass shitmon like Lumnieon could even touch Starmie

>>30046581
I feel disappointment about your gayness.

>>30059135
Quick note on Sableye. You have to be IN the cave to get it to spawn. Doesn't work in the hollow.

>>30059135
Do they attack the weakened corsola/carbink?

>>30052963
Mismagius
>Mismagius have been known to cast spells to make people fall in love, so some people search for this Pokémon as if their life depended on it.

>>30047879
It isnt canon you faggot. They can write whatever stupid or babby's first edgy shit in it and it will apply in fuck nowhere. How is that vikavolt's speed working for you?

>>30046610
And your evidence for them not having any carnivorous or omnivorous diets is?

>>30046340
What the fuck, my poor Primeape bro.

>>30046394

That's actually a really good justification for why Corsolas aren't in Alola.

Seems like Alola's closer to Australia in terms of its ecosystem, even if it's culturally Hawaii.

>>30059490
???
Corsolas ARE in Alola. How would Toxapex/Meranie survive without their main source of food?

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>Bewear: This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

>>30059339
It is in the Sun/Moon continuity : ^ )

>>30059490
Corsolas are in Alola.
They're just incredibly rare (5% chance of appearing is the maximum amount when fishing for one.)

In fact, when Corsola calls for help, sometimes a Mareanie will appear.

>>30046514
All this favorite food talk makes me somewhat think that the writer is a vorefag or something

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>>30057457

Pokemon games are 'leave no drooling mongoloid behind'-tier. And you know it.

I dont think there has been a challenging pokemon battle since Whitney's Miltank. And honestly i dont think there was one before then either.

>>30052443
The only mega who gets a non edgy entry is the edgy Pokemon.

I love Absol.

>>30052648
No, Its your TRAINED pokemon knocking out another TRAINED pokemon. That dragon could totally kill the larva but you were a good trainer and taught it not to.

>>30059197
Lumineon is a pokemon that swims in schools, starmie is loner

>>30059621
What's so edgy about Absol though? It's benevolent but misunderstood.

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>>30060880
Wait wait wait
What about wild Pokemon?

Say you sent out a trained insect larva, say, Caterpie or Grubbin, against a wild enormous dragon, say, Flygon or Drampa. What's stopping the dragon from killing the insect?

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Reminder that the Pokédex is not canon.

>>30061297
>Baby lugia
>pikachu electrifying Golems

>>30059294
yes

>>30046514
All these pokémon from past generations been mentioned

>IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!

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>>30058872
>Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up.

Holy shit.

>>30047933
Sandile is the same fucking size of a Trapinch. Come the fuck on

>>30061297
PR refs aren't canon either.

>>30059549
This one is fucking brutal.

Rotom is one sadistic piece of shit.

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>>30059561

>>30062503
Rotom dropping redpills left and right through the Pokedex. Welcome to /pol/kemon.

>>30048058
So everytime you use explosion on this thing (or it dies when it has Aftermatch as its ability), it bursts in agony.

lol fuck

I want to read all the legendaries entries so fucking bad.

>>30059135
I had two Stufful fighting each other too

>>30056205
>>30057410
Starmie only learns your bprecious bolts and beams with TM's though
Without the help of humans, the only thing a young Staryu that comes in contact with a Water Stone is Confuse Ray

>>30046514
>Sandile using the hunting method of an antlion to catch the antlion pokemon
GF has no idea of what they're doing.

At least Sableye doesnt suffer with mega evo but what about my bboy Medicham? Whats its mega dex info?

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>>30057410
>laughed heartily
No you didn't. Your reaction is actually pretty telling that you're mad as fuck this smug ass fish can chomp down your "bro" to nothing.

>>30063436
>No you didn't.
Autism

>>30062599
Well crocodiles use the same hunting method in water, just their eyes and nostrils above the water, it would make sense for a sand crocodile to do the same.

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>>30063473

>>30052963
>abra
>wakes
? ? ?? ??? ????? ????????

>>30063475
Trapinch must be one passive as fuck Pokémon then. The thing has the bigger jaws.

Also, what does it say in Trapinch's dex entry?

>>30063632
Well it certainly doesnt make sense for Sandile, an ambush pokemon to hunt trapinch, another ambust pokemon, seems they would both be pretty immobile.

>>30063684
I was speaking about reacting to a stealth approach, because that's how crocodiles hunt.

Being so similar in size you would think Trapinch would just riposte to prevent being eaten. Crocodiles usually avoid encounters that can put in risk their lives, it's why they don't attack hippos or lions.

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>>30063626
New pokemon sucks, lets check our gen 1 only dex.

"Sleeps 18 hours a day. If it senses danger, it will teleport itself to safety even as it sleeps."

Oh.

>>30061297
There's a visual of Ash and Brock salivating over a chopped up Magikarp in the first or second season.

>>30061223
>What's stopping the dragon from killing the insect?
You sending it back into its pokeball before it gets too hurt

>>30060880
Except in the anime, where they do all those SUPER CHANGED Z-MOVES, do huge craters on the ground, but the Pokémon are just left unconscious.

>>30054589
This is not the first gen to have dark entries for Pokemon. There have been dark entries since the beginning.

>>30064616
Pokman nearly die in the anime all the time.

And Ash has laterally totes died a shitton. He was tunred to stone in the first movie.

>>30046514
>Lumineon can take on Starmie

excuse me

>>30061223
You put it back in the ball before it gets lit up

>>30065154
>Lumineon is Specially Defensive
>Starmie is Specially Offensive
>Lumineon has Storm Drain
>Starmie can't boltbeam without TMs
>Lumineon gets Silver Wind, which is Super Effective against Starmie

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>>30066173
but anon, even by your "TMs don't count" "logic," starmie still wins

>>30066319
>TMs don't count
>still used thunderbolt
wut

>>30064989
Why are you speaking so condescently to me? I'm not a retard, just foreign.

>>30061297
It's not that it's not canon, it's just that they can't depict it. There's a difference.