So are you gonna play SuMo with your girlfriend?

>>30045428
Nah, your mom isn't really into Pokemon

>>30045428
>SuMo
>girlfriend
b8

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tfw no cute bf that plays children's games

>sumo

You need to be 18+ to post on 4chan

>>30045428
Sure, I'm enjoying my playthrough with Ms. Invisible Deaf!

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>>30045428
>girlfriend

>>30045428
I don't know how to sumo

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Real talk:

There were some good ass women at my midnight release.

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>>30045428
I'm playing SuMo as my girlfriend

i dont have a girlfriend as i am a fat fuck who has no social skills and browses 4chan in my spare time

>>30045428
Sadly my husband isn't into Pokemon.

yeah, i got sun and she got moon

only been dating for two months but it's been great

this is actually the first time i've been on /vp/ since so when you guys find someone to be with it really is fun

>>30045428
why is that man melting?

The last Pokemon game my girlfriend played was Platinum and sadly she has no interest in picking up a 3ds or any of the newer Pokemon games.

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g-good one OP

>>30045428
>SuMo
Didn't we agree to call them S&M?

>>30045428
My boyfriend only lets me play if I suck his dick first ><

>>30046000
ITS A GHOST DIDNT YOU WATCH PANTY AND STOCKING EVER? LITERALLY ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES
GO WATCH ATTACK ON TOTANS YOU FUCKING CASUAL REEEEEEEE
GIVE ME PANTY STOCKING SEASON 2 GAINAX FUCKONG CHINKS STOP WITH TRIGGWR GO BACK TO PANTY AND STOCKONG NO PANTY AND STOCKING CAMEO IN LULUCO SPACE SHITTROL GO FUCK URSELVES CHINKS GIVE ME PASWG SEASON 2 PASWG SEASO N 2 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>30045428
>tfw that was the plan but she dumped me a week ago and just left without explaining why
>tfw I dunno if I should get the game or wait a bit until I'm over it in case I can't enjoy it

>>30046445
KEK
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>>30045930
Dont you think theres something you should be rectifying? Also there are roughly 49:51 women to men, so chances are theres someone for you.

Me and my GF go to different universities in the UK, we get the game Wednesday so I'm going down on Monday to stay with her for the week, we'll probably watch some Pokemon films/cartoons while we play the game and eat takeaway or something
She's getting Sun and I'm getting Moon, it should be a nice week :)

I hope you anons will also have a nice time with your loved ones or yourselves :)

We've had enough of the attentionwhoring from these threads. Delete it now.

>>30046552
How are you sure she isn't getting DP'ed by the BBRC (Big Brown Refugee Cock) right at this moment?

>>30046608
t. bitter neckbeard

>>30046552
Watch The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension with her.

Its from the guy who made big trouble in little china.

>>30045428
I mean, technically, yeah. She's right here. She'd just rather play Overwatch.

>>30046629
She's really really not like that bud, she's worthy of my trust :)

>>30046660
I'll check it out friend, thanks for the suggestion :)

>>30046660
You're not the boss of me you fucking cuck. Go watch that shit with your bodypillow faggot

>>30046525
There are more young men than young women so tens of thousands of us are destined to die alone.

>>30046629
Because that's physically impossible. It would need to be two of them.

>>30046677
>paying 40-60 bucks for a shittier tf2
Top wew are you a swede too? LMAO

>>30046738
What?

Yes I currently am

>>30046407
Those fuckers got you too, huh?

Guys apparently while I was at work my girlfriend posted some pictures of her in her bra. She promised me they were deleted from 4chan but just in case you saved it, please delete it.

-Darren

>>30046868
Suck my BBC darren

>>30045428
>yfw she likes him because she's also a demon

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>>30046742
(Tú)

>>30046951
>also a demon
M80 thats a ghost not a demon. Did you even watch the anime?

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>>30045428
>playing games with girlfriend
>baby's first girlfriend thread
Lmao. You're cute, anon. But I can't stand "pretending" to play with girls because they retarded in games. Even in coop ones.
>playing D3 on ps4
>she's dead weight
Worst thing - watching how they playing

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>>30047197
You gotta make it fun for yourself, you idiot
>tfw backseat, watching her stumble through Dark Souls

>>30047197
My gf is pretty good, we race on dark souls, I usually win but only by a boss and she can beat me to finish O&S a lot

>>30045428
You can't transfer Pokemon to SM until January

>>30047197
Stop bullying girls, Gawain.

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>>30045428
im gamer grill !

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>>30045428
>SuMo
Oh boy, I sure do love ReBlYe and GoSiCr, but my favorite generation was BlWh and Bl2Wh2.

>>30047384
That's really mean, man

>>30047875
autism

>>30049748
this

>gf is getting moon
>last time we played poke I got Y and she got X
>loved how easy trading exclusives was
>but
>now I want moon
>she's not buying moon till her paycheck comes in a few days
>i can buy sun or moon for myself right now
>worried I'll feel scummy for getting the game she wants since we have no pokemon sun playing friends to trade exclusives with

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But what if it's a boyfriend?

I am playing with my girlfriend. She's using Popplio to wipe through everything and never rotating and I keep having to restrain myself from telling her she's having fun wrong. I'm glad she's enjoying it though!

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>>30045428
>friend

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>>30045428
I am, I played first when it got leaked so I've already beaten the game. She just got it and is having a blast, though she shares a lot of the same complaints as me and everyone on /vp/ has(cutscenes, Hau is a retard, etc).

Since she likes water types, I gave her a Wishiwashi, Totodile, and a Tynamo(close enough). In return I got this picture she drew.

>>30045428
Can I play with my wife?

>>30050317
Thats cute
>tfw gf used to draw me stuff all the time
Enjoy this, anon, I hope she does it for you forever, because it hurts when its gone.

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>>30050398
I hope it does last forever. So far it's becoming a habit every generation for me to breed something for her and for her to draw it in appreciation. Come on Gamefreak, keep cranking out those new games!

Pic related.

>>30050469
>So far it's becoming a habit every generation for me to breed something for her and for her to draw it in appreciation
Would wife your gf if I could.
Please tell her that this anon loves her and thanks her

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>>30050542
>Would wife your gf if I could
I'm planning on doing it myself.

But I'll let her know anon, may you too find yourself a waifu.

>tfw relatively cute enough that girls sometimes try to get me and getting a date isn't hard
>anime has raised my standards so high that I can't bring myself to settle for anything less than a pure qt 8-9/10 with a good personality
I know what the answer is, but I can't bring myself to do it.

I'm bored, 21, f, wear lolita.
Does anybody want to be my boyfriend?

>>30050694
post feet and we'll see

>>30050694
B O S T O N

>>30045517
My thoughts exactly

>>30050743
Let me shave my toes

>>30045428
My girlfriend is strict PC master race, she hates consoles on principle because of the exclusivity thing. But she's also lazy and agreeable so maybe one day I'll be bothered to make her play something.

>>30050694
pls be in the GTA

>>30050694
Unfortunately, while I really want to because lolita is my favourite thing, I can't be your boyfriend. I'm sorry.

Would it be okay if I was your girlfriend instead?

>>30050694
(you)

>>30046688
stop smiling you fucking faggot this is a place for bitter angry people

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>>30045428
SHUT UP SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND

>>30051165
come on bud it isn't so bad

>>30050694
You like black dudes, I can be your Kiawe

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>>30047197
My gf grew up playing games, She's much better than me in pretty much all the balls hard platformers.
I tend to do better in strategy games and rpgs though. That being said she's pretty good at pokemon.since it's one of her favourite franchises so she put in the effort to learn evs, ivs, natures, abilities, movepools ect.

>>30045889
The were picking it up for their boyfriend.

>>30045428
doin that now.

>>30045428
Hahaha haha hahaha funny joke anon

>>30052236
>making your girlfriend get you your videogames
Is that really alpha or really beta?

>>30053027
I'd say alpha. Not only do you not care about hiding your power level from her, she's still into you enough to run your errands.


My girlfriend wanted to pick up my copies of Sun and Moon while I was at work on release day, but I told her I'd do it myself so I could pick up a Popplio plush while I was there as a present for her.

>girlfriend of 4 years was a dedicated Pokemon player
>broke up with her this year
>current bf likes Pokemon, but doesn't play the current games

It hurts a little.

>>30053642
>It hurts a little
your ass?

>>30053324
You sound like a sweet boyfriend