>>30039831
>he
>>30039999
you called me for this shit
>>30039831
Do you live under a rock, you niggger?
>>30039999
Oh come on.
Can humans impregnate Pokemons?
>it's ok when /vp does it
>go to the 2nd hotel on akala island
>find machamp
>he's getting molested by two beauties
>visibly nervous
>fight the beauties off>turns out the machamp was a dude in a suit and he's pissed off at you for driving them off
>>30040231
Is this real?
>>30040251
You get a TM out of it if I remember correctly.
>>30040326
>TM:I
>>30040159
you wake up holding an egg
>>30040435
Actually I looked it up, you get TM:45 (Attract) for it.
>>30040559
That seems kind of suggestive for a kid's game.
>>30040576
Actually, the "bestiality" is part of the japanese humor even in kid shows.
>>30040684
What?
>>30040703
the show will have some too? hyped for salazzle episode
>>30039831
That makes it better
>>30040058
The other way around is good too
>>30039831
>petite female
>machamp
>>30040703
Is pretty common see those kind of jokes in any japanese works regardless the demographic, they see it as something "funny"
>>30041022
Oh, okay.
Kind of like when bugs bunny cross-dresses and kisses dudes right?
>>30041052
Exactly it.
>5'3"
>>30040835
No it isn't, furfag.
There are fucking Machamps all over this island. Where to catch a machop?!?!
>>30040947
Jesus Christ kek
>>30041290
you are cool rest assured
>>30040437
My sides have ceased to exist. I am now free.
>>30041022
>>30041052
>>30040058
>MaleHumanXMalePokemon is the only acceptable kind of bestiality.
fix'd
>>30041052
>Bugs Bunny's crossdresing
It was funny back in the day, but today they don't dare to make those jokes anymore thanks to the fucking SJWs...
>>30041350
In the same place you catch the rock dog in the first island, even before that a girl trades you one for a cutefly.
I'm a girlfor real
and I find Machamp fugly. This slut has a terrible taste in husbandos,
>>30041982
go back to the red boards you faggot
>>30042071
>le evil SJW strikes again
>i miss the good old days...
>tips fedora sadly
>>30043749
hello tumblr
>>30039999
>has
>>30043701
Machamp is pretty ugly honestly. Especially because Machop and Machoke looked more reptilian and Machamp is just really weird
>>30039999
A well deserved GET
>>30043701
It's the weird duck lips.
>>30043701
What pokemon would you like to fuck? Just curious
>>30039831
My favorite girl this gen
>>30043718
sorry brah didnt mean to trigger your pansy ass
>>30039999
kek
>>30043804
hello r/tumblrinaction
having fun crying about your own strawmans?
Reminder that the games tell us that Pokemon are meant to be treated as equals and companions, not like animals or pets.
>>30040251
>>30040576
In the Sinnoh myths, Pokemon and humans used to be equals. They'd marry each other and share food at the same table.
>>30043821
>no
>>30044546
>old monks covering their asses because they forced pokemon in wedding and sex
>>30043804
Now that Trump is president, we are tumblr and they are the outcasts.
>>30044458
How do we know you are tumblr?
>hello r/tumblrinaction
this would've been enough, but you triggered piece of shit had to add
>having fun crying about your own strawmans?
This butthurt second line is a dead giveaway.
>>30043875
t. Barafag
>>30040159
Can humans get impregnated by Pokemons?
>>30039831
Yeah yeah, but remember my super cool Rattata?
My Rattata is different from regular Rattata. It’s like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.
>>30044606
>shirt
>>30039831
Holy shit anon, censor that image, they areholding hands.