Would you let your Pokemon sleep in your bed?

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>>30037447
It would be extremely painful, and it would probably die after a bit.

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Mons were made for hugs and snugs

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>>30037447
"You can finish that in the morning."

>>30037447
Only the bara ones.

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>>30037447
Of course

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If we're talking the same way people let their pets sleep in their bed and not as "a waifu", then yes.

>>30037447
No and here's why.
Houndoom: Uses smog in his sleep when he was a Houndour

Flygon: Broke my bed because she was too big

Empoleon: Wets the bed

Gardevoir: Not having the Johto police coming to my door again for this.

Tauros: Can't even get in the room.

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I nicknamed my Machoke "daddy" just for such an occasion.

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>>30037447
Yes,

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>>30037447
Of course.

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>>30037447
Yes

>>30037447
F-fuck... pls stop

>>30039732
stop what?

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>>30037447
Wishiwashi? Yeah, it'd just have to be a waterbed.

>>30039732
What's wrong anon?

>>30039756
weak

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Yes.

>>30039869
Please don't

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maybe
>pangoro
yeah
>mawile
if _he doesn't bite me in my sleep
>samurott
if I don't get impaled in my sleep
>snorlax
he would break the bed
>roserade
sure
>volcarona
i don't wanna die in a fire

>>30039974

>roserade

your throat could close up overnight, anon

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yes

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>>30039140
>>30039974

But nothing wrong with the phox line, right?

>>30037447
Only if it is female.

>>30037447
>87.5% male

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>>30040108
>being an allergy pleb

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>>30040211
>Implying that's a bad thing

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don't have a choice

>>30037447
Only when this pokemon is:
Female gardevoir
Lilligant
Tsareena
Meloetta
Tapu lele

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>>30040335
>Tapu lele
>"It will scatter its scales over humans and Pokémon for its own enjoyment; while it is innocent in one sense, there is also cruelty in the way it casually brings others to ruin."

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>>30037447
Yes, and not just for obvious "Let's fuck" reasons, which is one of the main reasons I'd let a Gardevoir sleep in my bed.

There's also shit like sleeping on a Whimsicott or with any fluffy cutemon, much like you would sleep with your doggos or cats.

>>30040211
Artist doesn't draw males of that Poke, so it really doesn't matter.

>>30040335
Pleb taste

>>30039869
>>30040175
m-me too thanks

What happens if you accidentally cum inside them?

>>30040619
they can feel the heat and gooey love sizzling?

>>30040619
Is this a hypothetical question

>>30040619
You'd then have to kill yourself for the greater good.

>>30040619
You need to take care of the child

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No. I prefer sleeping by myself.

You're basically asking "Should an athlete sleep in the same bed as their personal trainer.".

The answer of course is that the appropriateness depends on the relationship between the two, and if the power dynamic doesn't interfere with intimacy. I mean, as a trainer, you're sort of like their boss, so there needs to be a lot of trust built up, or they might be uncomfortable.

>>30041257
So yes?

>>30040925
Gothitelle floats over your bed as you sleep

>>30041474
Yes, so long as expectations of intimacy are something both parties understand. If you go to bed with your Gardevoir, and she misreads the signals, her finger in your butthole at 1 AM might affect your working relationship.

>>30040447
gtfo helioliskfag

>>30037447
Yes, what kind of question is that? Doesn't necessarily mean it has to be sexual.

>>30040211
Mine isn't.

>>30040335
>Lele
>not Fini

>>30041670
You're doing a fuck load of
>implying

Do you let your dogs sleep in your bed? The answer is NO. That's fucking gross.

>>30042133
>he doesn't let his dog sleep in his bed
Your dog hates you and you're a horrible person.

>>30042133
my dogs and my cats sleep at the foot of the bed. some pokemon would be allowed to sleep there too, like growlithe or torracat. but once magikarp or mr. mime wanna share the bed you gotta draw the line. gardevoir is okay though

>>30042133
I'm sorry your dog has such a pussy owner

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I... don't really see the issue.
If it wants, sure i guess?

>>30042133
Your dog doesn't like you.

Of course I would.

Pokemon are partners. Not slaves.

Honestly depends. Are they the type of pokemon that claw underneath your door at 2 in the morning to use the bathroom and then claw to get back then?

>>30042665
Most pokemon can open a door I think.

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>>30037447
Yes

>>30037447
>Tfw you'll never have a qt seal waifu

Why even live?

>>30042753
Why is latiass so perfect?

>>30039681
Perfect

>>30042753
original sauce?

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>>30042753
>?

>>30037447
I let my dog sleep in my bed.

Comfy AF

I want a pokemon to BE my bed!

>>30042753
What's happening down there?

Some of them, sure. Others no.

Would Gengar sleep at the foot of my bed?

>>30039190
I need an edit of this but with Incineroar

>>30038268
+1

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>>30045648
already been done.

>Vikavolt
>Ribombee
>Toxapex
>Decidueye
>Mimikyu
>Golisopod
This doesn't seem like a good idea

>>30045721
This is perfect thank you

Fuck yes I would because warm cuddles make everything better and what cuddles better than your loving pokemon?

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Of fucking course.

>>30045721
I want to sleep with an incineroar

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>>30038044

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>>30040439

Sure you would want a Gardevoir near you when you are asleep?

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>>30037447
Way too many of my mons have sharp and pointy bits, it would probably not be advised to sleep with them on the bed.
Some of the tiny ones would be ok, my dog sleeps on my bed.

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Maybe

>>30045721
I could imagine incineroar would give warm hugs.
Plus I mean it's your first Pokemon. Wouldn't you want to keep that almost parental bond going til the very end?

>>30045599
>Gengar loves to play peekaboo with you at the end of the bed at night.
>Unfortunately when he does he uses mean look
>Your new ability becomes insomnia

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Doesn't plant waifu sleep standing up?

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y-yes, its probably soft and cuddly!

>>30046222
I would sicken it. I only have nightmares.

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>>30042753
This so much :<

>>30042133
I would definitely allow it, but i'd make sure to wash his paws everytime we'd return home

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Yes for hug snug and fug

>>30037447
Can I sex at them?

>>30037447

My favorites are all bipedal rangers-ey anthrobait

Gallade/Gardevoir: snug hugs
Bisharp: no hugs
Greninja: bed gonna be soggy in the morning with that tongue

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>>30048092
The most acceptable answer in this thread. It must feel heavenly to cuddle with..

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I want to cuddle a cute, shy Gallade!

>>30045721
This is okay only if it isn't gay

>>30049278
don't lie to us
you only want to cuddle his prostate

>>30049406

I want to cuddle him sexually and non-sexually.

>>30037447
Oh I would do more than sleep with them that's for sure.

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yes

>>30049524
>human
Ewwwwwwww. I would rather cuddle a jynx than that thing

I'd sleep in a hammock and let them all sleep around me.

And every once in a while, I'd take them into my actual bed for the fuckings, of course. An all male team needs a strong Trainer to keep them in check. Plus, way too much of the male Pokemon doing the fucking. I'm the trainer, and I'll be the one fucking all of them instead. Ampharos, Slowking, Typhlosion...

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ruins the bed, would ruin me.

assuming its not the size of a car sure but not in any sexual way.

Yes I would let my Goodra sleep in my bed

>>30048092
My nigga

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This should feel interesting.

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>>30049866
go away clemont

>>30050323
How many fetishes does this little girl have?

>>30050323
That... That's not a real screencap, is it?

>>30050415
yes, they got away with it

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>>30046362
>warm hugs

>>30040175
I haven't told you about my Serperior. She tried to constrict me in her sleep. That's why I say no to pokemon sleeping with their trainers... For the most part.

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I'd sleep with Blaziken because fluffy.

>>30037447
>Furret
Yes. Long cat-snake is cuddly and makes for cozy sleeps

>M-Banette, Lurantis, Mismagius, Salazzle, Weavile
Yes. For fug.

>>30039974
>snorlax
snorlax is the bed <3

>>30038044
Your a big guy.

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>tfw Toxapex

>>30051509
>Local Anon arrested for camping out inside his Toxapex; video at 11

>>30039655
yes yes yes

>>30051509
>she sees your dick

There's a lot of pokemon I want to have sex with.

>>30042222
Gardevoir isn't in the human-shaped egg group.

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Quagsire may be my bro for life, but I dont want to have to change my sheets since its slimy as hell.

Wooper would of been cute, but its also poisonous to touch... so...

And I am too self conscious to sleep with any waifu tier-mon.

>>30039869
L E W D

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Yes...
N-not like I wanted to sleep on it anyway.