Dumb confessions

Some things are better kept to a secret.

Didn't know PP was power points

ve barboach but have a really weird history with it.Back when i was a teenager i had a massive parasite fetish and i would stick a cucumber up my ass and wriggle it around pretending it was a barboach trying to enter my intestines. I remember one time where i was doing it when i thought my parents were out. As you could have guessed my parents came back when i was fantasising about barboach and my mum came into my room when i yelled "BARBOACH DONT LIVE INSIDE ME".I tried to play it off as me shouting at my game, completely forgetting i had a cucumber up my ass. I had a stern talking to that night. Another one i rememeber was when the cucumber snapped and my ass sucked it up. After 3 days i started to get a stomach ache so i told my parents and they took me to a&e and later a psychiatrist

>>30036018

Let the boys play

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>>30036256

Not that dumb but apparently Ghost isn't SE on Fighting, and Ice doesn't resist Water.

I used to think rock and ground type were the same thing.

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>>30036256
I've shoved a cucumber up my ass too, but that's just fucking weird man.

>>30036256
wtf nigger

I used to think there was a Sand type

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>>30036256
>this isn't pasta

jesus christ

>>30036256
very well crafted pasta.

>>30036465
yes it is

I always thought the physical-special split existed from the beginning.

E.g. In Gen 3 I thought Hyper Beam was a Special Attack and Leaf Blade was Physical.

Until gen VI I thought Kingdra was an alternate evolution of Horsea.

I think I almost had all 8 bades in X before realizing/remembering that Fight is SE against Fairy type

>>30036994
*badges

I used to think that Slowbro evolved into Slowking

>>30036994
No it isn't you retard

>>30036018
When I first played pokemon as a snot nosed brat, I didn't know where my pokemon were sent after I caught 6. So I played with the first 6 I caught for a few hours and then just restarted my game. I'll never forget the day I discovered that the pc was in the pokemon center.

>>30036018
That's a whole new level of retarded

>>30036256
You're supposed too have a condom on the cucumber that way in case it snaps you can still pull it out whole

Not my stupidity, but a friend of mine quit the Pokémon series at gen 1 because as a child he didn't realise that the doormats inside buildings signified an exit.

He was stuck in his house.

I guess these are the players the modern games are made for.

>>30036018
Why do niggers dance so well?

>>30036018
literally just finding this out now

I only found out about the whole switch/set thing about Pokemon rotation last month.

>>30036018

Wasn't allowed to play Pokémon as a kid, so when my older brother gave me a copy of blue, I had no concept of "types" for the Pokémon, gave up the game when my level 30 charmander couldn't carry me through misty's gym

20 years later I still pronounce it as "Rat-a-tat"

>>30037681
Isn't that how you pronounce it....?

>>30037878
There's no t at the end

Until recently, I thought Ghost was weak to Ground. Probably from using it against Gengar in first gen

>>30037681
It's not Rat-a-ta-ta?

>>30037878
No t on the end.

>>30037878
...There's no "T" at the end of Rattata, anon.

>>30037371
Shamefully, I can relate. I got stuck in my house in Gold/Silver for a good 15 minutes before realizing that.

Until yesteday i thought Mightyena was called "Nightyena"

I also didn't knew Scyther was a Kanto mon

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>>30037938
I got stuck in Bugsy's gym and was unable to progress because I didn't realize the grass sapces were walkable.

>>30037903
> I thought Ghost was weak to Ground
It's not? I always thought it was, but most ghost types had levitate/flying typing.

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>>30037917
Oh shit, I feel stupid.

Until shamefully recently I thought it was Ursarang not Ursaring. It has a ring on it's chest for fuck sake.

>>30037957
No. Poison is.

Every now and then while competitive battling I won't use Earthquake against pokemon like Magnezone because come on, they're clearly levitating!
There has been no sign of this behaviour stopping.

I come here regularly even though the last game I played all the way through was Black and White.
Might finish Sun though.

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>>30037987
I cannot believe this. It always made sense to me since ghosts are related to the dead, and you bury the dead underground.

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>constantly shitting on the Pokemon for not being grass/bug since reveal
>thinking game freak was doing their typical missed opportunity typing a
>recently see HA is contrary
>Realize this means it's the opposite of an orchid mantis pretending to be a plant, it's a plant pretending to be a bug
I feel stupid, but I don't mind him as much anymore.

>>30038042
Now that you put it that way, it would make more sense than ground being super effective against poison types.
One of the few super effective things that I still can't rationalize.

>>30038107
I enjoy pajamaplant not-mantis.
It's a cutie

I was stuck on Lt. Surge's gym for a few hours cuz of the fucking switches.
Caught everything but Octillery in Gold because of how it looked on top of not realizung that leveling up Remoraid a single level or two would do it. Surely Game Freak wouldn't put a Pokemon on a route where it could evolve straight away

>>30038108
Found this.
The advantage of the ground type versus poison type is reasonable because the toxicity of many poisons is annulled when combined with the earth, which would lead to chemical changes in the body of venomous Pokémon, causing more damage than normal.

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>>30036256
Holy shit.

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>>30036018
Yeah, just found out recently that Dark and Shadow moves go through Steel types.

>>30038107

fucking idiot where were you day fucking one when everyone was saying this

it was obvious from the very beginning

I didn't know Zygarde wasn't an event legendary until two months ago
If im being fair to myself, I didn't even touch X/Y's endgame stuff