>Liam's Smeargle used Ember!

Shit fuck that. Sina (? Dexios lady friend) with her Glaceon fucked my shit up with icy wind. It one shot my whole team equal leveled with her.

>>30023473
Doing a blind Nuzlocke and she almost got me good. That damn Smurgle is meant to fuck over your starter.

>>30024072

do we have to tell him?

>>30024135
Wait hold up... What?

>>30024275
You poor poor soul

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>>30024025
Feels good reading these stories of my waifu wrecking people. But you probably picked Rowlet? that 4x weakness doesn't help

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>>30023473
>he didn't catch an A-grimer that was holding a black sludge with the poison touch ability to cheese the entire game.

>>30025278
>Alolan Raichu OHKOs with Electro Ball
Not so fast.

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>>30025339

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>Liam's Smeargle used Water Gun!

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>>30023473
>Not so fast

>>30024659
I dont know who thought that Espeon was a good idea

>Outspeeds virtually anything you could have possibly caught up to that point
>Capable of OHKO'ing just about everything except the ugly regional dark types that no one uses

>>30023473
>Lycanroc's Z-power surrounds it

Ilima's Smeargle is a cunt. I'm glad I crit it.

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I kinda wish certain trainers, like rivals, noticed how many times you lost to them, even its only the first time, I.e "back for more?" I'm tired of the game never holding the player accountable in defeat.

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>>30025656
>tfw have Alolan Rattata as part of my team

>>30025730
I lost my first mon to that thing. I wasn't Nuzlocking, but damn it felt bad.

>>30025656
my Snorlax was fine against that Espeon

>>30025732
I'm just thankful that I've actually been able to lose battles in this game. I thought it would be easier and more handholdy than ORAS, thankfully I was wrong.

>>30025730
>litten
>ember does 1/2 its hp
>does it to me
>1/10th

how do you retards losing to it

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>>30025782
Mah nigga.
I'm going to box my starter as soon as I catch an alolan rattata and never evolve him. He shall be The Don, 'Stachest of 'Stachemouses, and he will lead my team to glory.

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>Ace trainer's rockruff used Stealth Rock
>Rockruff's Red card activated

Almost got me. That was a fun battle.

>>30024072
>>30024275
Lima is the biggest faggot in pokemon universe

>>30025732
I miss that feature from the Orre games so much.

>>30025278
Muk became my favourite alolan form after i did exactly your post
>MFW muk oneshots everything with pagback/crunch and gunkshot