did this dude just call my mom a cow

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I imagined Mom as MILF with huge cowtits wearing a pink patched bodysuit

>>30019134
no, he implies you still suck on your mommy's lactating titties regularly

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>>30019245
why wouldn't you feed on those caramel bazongos on the daily

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>>30019134
H O T
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>>30019134
An evil cow to boot.

>>30019419
i came, and lol's at this

>>30019400
That makes me wonder, will every mother in games that have character customization be an undetermined shade of brown now ? They should just code the mother to have the same skin tone as you, can't be that hard to implement.

>>30019909
I mean shit, Paul matched your skin tone in Deus Ex and that came out 16-17 years ago. But this is Gamefreak we're talking about so it'll never happen.

>>30020092
They made her tan to imply she was polynesian, just one who grew up in Kanto (Japan.)

Chances are they're going to design whoever the want for the mom and just let your unshown dad be why you're darker/lighter.

However, this won't work if they're ever insane enough to do something like make your mom black. Half-blacks do not ever look like their non-black parent.

>>30020349
It still makes no sense when my character is Hitler's wet dream

>>30020386
Eh. Look at enough half-polynesians, you'll find some that are entirely like their white parent.

>>30019419
whitney is the original cow that no one cares about.