GUZMA THREAD

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Also Guzma's crotch

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Since people are actually playing the game right now in Japan and America, is there anything that we don't know already about him? Anything new?

>>30016539
I question why they had to specifically bring attention to his crotch.
It's like ''Look here!''
Oh yes, I'm looking.

where are his dick pics

>>30016617
>Gladion 'Guzma what are you doing'
>Guzma: 'Your mom!'
and the worst thing is, Gladion stays on the island
Guzma will keep making 'your mom'-jokes at him whenever he sees him
nobody can save him

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>>30016617
>our boy
>ugly
Do you want me to fight you, Anon?

Stop making these threads. You are as annoying as waifufags now.

>>30016675
Probably won't so frequent since Hala is taking our boi to a journey how to become a better trainer.

Who is taking care of Gladion? His sister left to Kanto, his mom is in coma and dad is amnesiac. Type-Null?

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>>30016675
>Implying he actually got to fuck her, or even tried to.
>Implying he didn't just do everything for a pat on the head.

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Guzma IS the Robbie Rotten of Pokemon

>>30016710
Don't look at me, it's the original template I used.
>>30016762
One thread per day if even that doesn't hurt and you don't have to come here anyway.

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>>30016710
Better?

>>30016804
I had completly forgotten who that was.
And Kukui is equilevant of Sportacus?

I just want simple, tasteful Guzma lewds. Solo, no ridiculous ahegao, maybe him just after jerking off with cum splattered on himself with a bit of a tired/satisfied expression. I hate how things are almost always so over-exaggerated in porn.

>turns out he beat his dad with golf clubs and not the other way around

Thank god that fan theory died real quick.

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>>30016885
Excellent.

I'll be honest I don't like how vague everything about Guzma's past & relationship with other characters was In the game you're kinda giving a lot of questions than answers like for example what's up w him and the kahuna guy?
Even though it's a rumor I'm hoping that Pokemon star fixes all these things about him

>>30016923
Shame, would love to see guzmas face smashed in like the annoying fuck he is

>>30016920
It might take some time before lewds appear. But I hope something simple along with the over the top stuff. Well, it's porn, over-exaggerated and acted. I would like some consensual vanilla art.

>>30016923
Really?

>>30017001
Reminds of the whole thing with Lysandre and Sycamore, though anime apparently explained them better. GF has this habit to leave things ambigouos and unclear, which is annoying. Did they ever explain the ghost girl in XY?

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>>30016539
Reminds me of this

>>30016923
Great now I have more questions.

> why does he suck up to lusamine so much?
>what made him go fucking apeshit on his dad
>what's his past with kukui?

How the fuck did these goofy looking gangster guy suddenly become so mysterious?

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>>30017325
Game Freak done goofed. And I'm loving every minute of it.

>>30017431
>> why does he suck up to lusamine so much?
According to Plumeria ''he really likes her'' because she saw him as a strong trainer.
>what made him go fucking apeshit on his dad
Probably some argument which we will never know. All we know is that he left his house without saying a word to his parents.
>what's his past with kukui?
According to Guzma they both wanted to be trial captains but got rejected. Kukui says he can speak for himself and that he found his true passion with researching Pokemon Moves. They never elaborate it further after their one and only meeting face to face. Thanks GF.

>>30016923
Where's this new info coming from?

>>30017686
Seconding.

>>30017686
Are they talking about the part in Po town? Or was it confirmed by gamefreak?

"I tried to set that boy straight, but instead, I was the one that got beat."

Because of how thats written, I can see why the abuse theory sprang up to be honest.

>>30017785
I literally thought that he meant a Pokemon battle...

>>30017896
It most definitely was not if the wording of the Japanese script is anything to go by. Or at least, that's what an anon told us earlier.

>>30017896
In the Japanese version it's obvious that his dad tried to beat him and lost. They translated it in English so the kids wouldn't know because gf.

>>30018017
that's absurd. people in the Pokemon world don't settle conflicts physically. That's like..... unheard of. It's always a Pokemon battle, son.

>>30018017
It said "I was going to punish him, but was beaten black and blue" or something like that

Knowing Pokémon tho, I bet they use those gold clubs for swordfighting duals and shit.

"If you win, you can leave, If you lose, you'll have to stay."
Something like that.

>>30018199
Trying to scare us into an abuse theory then relieve us w some goofy shit.

Oh gamefreak.

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>>30017434
Not sure which I like more, speedos or trunks.

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>>30018385
Why not both?

>>30016768
Wicke and Faba
>Faba never asked for this
>the end card of him with Bewear and Wicke clutching his arm
poor guy

>>30018640
Aaw. I see.

>>30016667
I'll just leave this here ;)

>>30018640
Faba deserved it

>>30018683
Don't be a cocktease, actually show us.

>>30018683
Woah, he is big! :^)

Considering Guzma's gigantic size but strong legs, what'd be the best way to fuck/get fucked by the guy

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>>30018834
Against a wall.
I found his house, and I feel too nervous to lay in his bed. Should I?

>>30018834
doggy style, being on top of him, sitting positions and missionary if he is able to lift you a bit. And probably many others.

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>>30018955
Do it

>>30018918
Lewd.
>>30018947
Nice, reminds me trying to climb up my door wall all the way up.
>>30018955
Yes.

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>>30018955
I went and did it!
>>30018976
This.

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I wonder what Guzma looked like before Lusamine changed his wardrobe

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Big bed for big boy

>>30019109
Hair probably looks the same without the bleaching. Clothes more likely same what other Alolan people wear.

>>30019227
Maybe he still dressed street?

>>30019227
I like to imagine him having that hair naturally considering the variety of hair colors in Pokemon world, with Lusamine starting to heavily sweat when he sees him and remembers the Xurkitree

>>30019271
>remembers the Xurkitree
when she pets his head she pretends he's the UB
Guzma feels awkward but kind of nice so he doesn't say anything
>the other Grunts and Plum just think Lusamine is creepy
>but Guzma is really attached to her so they don't say anything

>>30016923
>>30017783
>>30017686
i want links to confirm this,
links and pics

>>30019260
Oh yeah, almost forgot the pile of cds in his room.

>>30019370
>Guzma will never lay his head down on your lap for hair ruffles

Feels bad, man

>>30019453
>You will never run your fingers trough his hair
I know that feel.

>>30019453
>>30019539
My heart is breaking. Anyone else excited to see Switch version Guzma? Gamefreak is giving me Guzma heart attacks, I swear.

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>>30019591
>HD-Guzma

My heart can't take it

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>>30018834
The Squat

>>30019609
if only Switch had VR... holy macaroni.

>>30019591
I'm waiting for an official statement, just to be sure.
But if it's true, that's great.

>>30019662
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-11-18-nintendo-switch-will-get-pokemon-sun-and-moon-version

>>30019647
I would never take those off.
I would be full of bruisers because I would bump on furniture, walls and my asshole cat who always manages to run right in front me, causing me to trip and fall on the floor.

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>>30019846
I read that. I mean like official statement from Nintendo or Game Freak.

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>>30019874
Oh god.
Kek
I would be the same way.
Also, there's a Heal Ball in the patch of grass next to Guzma's house.

>>30018199
What if all those tournaments and stuff that he won were actually golf tournaments? His dad tried to pressure him into being a golfer, but guzma wanted to be a trainer instead, hence running away.

>>30020118
Guzma's mom mentioned him winning battling contests, but I'd love to imagine Guzma being pretty good at golf

>>30020152
Ah I see. I dont have the game yet, so I haven't seen that.
Guess that's that theory out the window.

(unless its like what anon said, and they use golf clubs for sword fighting in alola)

>>30020075
Thank you, our based boi has blessed us with a healing ball.

>>30020201
>they use golf clubs for sword fighting in alola
That sounds amusing.

>>30020275
DUAL WIELD

>>30019539
>>30019453
>tfw you'll never hear Guzma's soft moans as you drag your fingers through his hair

Is this thread all chicks and traps? I'm a dude and when these threads first started up I was also on the bandwagon.

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>>30020348
Once in the bandwagon, always in the bandwagon. Come on, join the our boy discussion

I wanna taste the Guz

>>30020373
I guess you could say you want to
GUZzle him down

>>30020275
>mfw you find out the battling tournaments are for golfighting
>mfw ya boi fucking knocks people to the floor he's that good
>mfw when all that destruction and beating up talk are referring to the golf fighting tournaments
>mfw your boi is a badass golfy swordsfighter
>mfw his dad isn't a bad guy, his punishment is actually challenging guzma to a swordsfight- with golf clubs
>mfw guzmas dad wants him to follow in his fathers footsteps and become a master golfsman
>mfw

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>>30020336
En garde!
No, seriously. Sword fight with...golf clubs! Who thought this was a good idea?

>>30020348
Anonymous board, so you never know who are talking to.

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>>30020373
>>30020415
Hot. screw those masuda whatever treats everyone's obsessed with, I want Guzma's live nectar instead
Also, hate to be the one making references, but Sans much?

>>30020565
That sounds good actually.
Guzma with golfing clothes when?

>>30020646
Will draw with finger in a sec

>>30020635
Is that even English? Figy? Nanab?

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>>30020373
>>30020415
>>30020635
Me too.

>>30020670
Oh! Don't sweat it, take any time you need etc.

>>30020680
They're names of berries in Pokemon

>>30020680
Holy shit m8, do even fucking play pokemon?
Wtf are you doing here?

>>30020748
Oh. I rarely used those, so I wasn't that familiar with them. So Team Skull steals Pokemon and Berries?

>>30020775
Yes, but I don't use them that often. I only play the story, do the full living dex and then move on the next game.

>>30020792
Team Skull is so not taken seriously to the point of Ilima turning away from them and cutting off their theme music when they show up to harass you.

>>30020853
Ah, I see. Thanks for clearification.

can I get Team Skull garb to wear and rep?
Can I get the teal or pink hair of grunts as a hair option?

>>30020931
You only get their shirt

>>30018199
"NOT IN THE HOUSE!"
-Guzma's mum probably

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>>30020931
We have wine red hair color option, but it's for guys.

>>30021056
You unlock more colors in post game.
>>30021011
''Please think about the windows!''

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>>30020733

>>30016923
Still waiting for details on this.

>>30020680
Those are berries, anon. They're talking to a berry farmer.

>>30021178
I think the golf-as-swords theory is the best

>>30021154
He looks good in that!

>>30021253
Golfer Guzma is too hot. I had to pause while drawing; got over-heated.

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>>30021154
Damn he looks good. Excellent work!
>>30021179
Yes, yes. I was reminded about this earlier.

>>30021154
UNF

>>30021292
>>30021372
Thanks! We need more Golfer Guzma. Didn't know I needed this until now.

>>30021401
Yeah. I don't have the game yet, but is there actually a golf course in the region? Anyone knows?

>>30021645
Is he going trick o treating?

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Theory 1- Lusamine
> lusamine knew guzma before he ran away, she manipulated him into becoming dependant on her, eventually turning him against his parents, causing him to fall out with his dad and fight him before running away to work for her

Theory 2- The abuse theory
Guzma had a physically abusive father who would beat and berate him for losing. Hence the broken golf clubs, strange dialogue and running away from home.

Theory 3- Golf-as-swords
This ones a little wacky, but alot of sports anime have their sports with a twist, who says gamefreak won't do the same with golf?
In this theory, golf clubs are used for swordsfighting in alola, Guzmas punishments are challenging his father to a swordsfight. His battle tournament trophies are actually golffighting trophies, not Pokémon battling ones. This made him clash with his father as he wanted to be a trainer instead, hence running from home.

Which theory do you like best?
And
Which theory suits his situation more?

>>30021154
Now I wanna draw golfer Guzma!

>>30021923
Please do!

>>30021821
I can't pick which theory I like best right now, but it's nice to see more options.

When I run away from home, I had got in big argument with my mom and didn't say a word to her, just vanished. Just for a day though. When I returned home, it only made things worse, because she wasn't only mad over the big argument we had previously, but that I had runaway and didn't contact her during that time.
Point is, mainly because I'm based due my own experience, is that there might have been a fight between Guzma and he stormed off the house when his parents weren't looking.

>>30021821
Who made that? It's one of my favorite Guzmemes yet. Major props. t. ex-/pol/shitter

>>30022096
*...a (verbal) fight between Guzma and his dad...*

>>30021821
A less exaggerated version of number 2. His father didn't beat him for losing, but they never got along. The dad couldn't connect, preferred physical punishment, and wouldn't accept that his anger issues were a problem (golf club explanation: he broke them when he got frustrated with Guzma's sullen, rebellious attitude. It still served to scare the shit out of Guzma, so it was hardly a "solution"). Guzma threw himself into Pokemon battling to avoid the house.

After failing the trial captain test for being a poor teacher/communicator and anger issues, Guzma was furious and swore to get strong enough that nobody would ignore his power and tried to leave on a Pokemon journey at once. His father good and loses his temper and tries to do something much harsher than he has before, but Guzma retaliates, kicks his ass, and books it.

tl;dr an It's Complicated family situation exacerbated by a stubborn father and a son afraid to show weakness. Hala's summation of Guzma postgame (that he doesn't respect his opponents and is only trying to crush them), his admiration of Lillie's rebellion against her mother, and how deeply he craves the respect of an adult (his thing with Lusamine) all point to a dude with massive parent issues who learned from an early age that violence was a good solution.

I feel like I just sperged everywhere god I wish I could sage myself.

>>30022242
Nah, its a good theory. Don't fret.

>>30021821
I like the combination of 1 and 2 (instead of beating him for losing, though, his dad had legitimate reasons to be angry, but had a rare tendency to lose his shit and take it too far), the physical abuse making it easier for him to get so attached to Lusamine, but if I had to choose which one I thought was closest to canon based on the information given, I'd say 1, not entirely ruling out 2.

>>30022096
I like this one.

>>30020275
I want to write pseudo-religious cultist sayings about Guzma now.

>>30021821
Has anyone pounted out that lusamine is technically an abusive mom?
As the other "team" leader, i feel like this just adds more weight to guzma being abused since twin evil teams usually share theming and are opposites. Guzma was abused, while lusamine abuses.

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>>30022713
This reminds me of the break dancing gif.
Took some time to find it.

>>30022878
Not even technically, she flat-out is. A little last-minute "meth is a hell of a drug" doesn't erase how fucked up her kids are thanks to it. On top of that, there's that disturbing line from Lillie when she departs that even after waking up from her coma Lusamine doesn't seem to understand what she did wrong.

And yeah, that symmetry is another reason I think it's the only theory that makes sense for Guzma. It also neatly sums up why she so easily emotionally manipulates him with a little approval--she does it with her own kids. Like pottery.

>>30022878
Well yeah, Having frozen Pokemon in her room and telling her kids that she doesn't care for them is cruel and something any kid should ever hear from their parent. And dressing her kids like UBs too. And she probably flattered Guzma with praise to manipulate him for further use.

But apparently she wasn't like this until she got in touch with UBs and become insane.

>>30023271
The UB amplifies your deepest desires, so she was already thinking about doing all this

>>30017434
What was the pic?

>>30023327
Yeah. I don't know how Kuzma got tid of the UB-01 that attacked him, but if he didn't get out off its grip, would Lusamine have just watched while he tries to escape from its grasp and go slowly into insanity as well? Why did he even go with her into the Ultra Space? Surely not to stay there forever? If I remember correctly, he felt fear when he was attacked.

>>30023419
There was no pic, just another anon's spoilered message that they later deleted. I don't remember what it was about.

>>30023532
Guzma, not Kuzma*

>>30023532
If I had to completely pull something out of my ass, I'd guess that it's possible to reject UB possession if you're upset enough. Lusamine seems to have to invite Nihilego to actually fuse with her.

And actually, was he possessed by Nihilego? I thought he was possessed by one of the other ones (Xurkitree for irony's sake).

>>30023532
Lusamine needed someone to become UB-03's cumslut

where's the absolutely stupid pic

>>30023661
In the Ultra Space he tried to catch one of the Nihiligos, but got attacked by of them instead.

I'm not sure about Xurkitree, since its one the post-game UBs you can catch, correct me if I'm wrong.

>>30023677
L-lewd.

>>30023661
He got briefly possessed by a Nihilego

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>>30023738
Here you go

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I just want Guzma to befriend Xurkitree in a non-lethal manner

Let them wiggle

>>30023558
Oh.

>>30023940
I bet Guzma's really squirmy when it comes to sex.

>>30024225
>GameFreak think they slick!

>>30024315
?

>>30024137
Heh.
bet he can't keep his cool during a hand/blow job combo
It feels like forever until I can encounter Guzma in the game. Took me over 7 hours to get off the 1st island. Just made it to 2nd one. Isn't he on 3rd?

I want to scrub Guzma clean, he doesn't look like he gets a regular bath

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>>30022044
Annnd done!

>>30026101
ive never wanted to learn how to play golf more than i do right now, this is excellent

>>30026257
Aw thanks anon!

>>30026101
Oh my god! Look at those cute socks! And that smug boi! I love this!

>>30026400
Ffgdfs thanks!

>>30026476
Especially love how his undershirt's untucked. And you're welcome!

How's the Sun and Moon manga gonna make Guzma unlikeable?

If you observe Ilima's room, there's big three shiny gold trophies while you can see several dusty silver, bronze ones in Guzma's room.I saw some people calling him 'talentless loser' for this. Not cool.

>>30027081
>2nd and 3rd is talentless
wtf? i only got participation awards, boss is a talented fella for sure

Were any of you guys around in 2011? When they had the Subway Master threads on a daily basis and /vp/ was like "hurrrrrdurrrrr filthy fujoshis REEEEEEEEE" and all that shit?

I feel like that's where we're headed with these threads. Hopefully not. Our boi deserves so much better.

>Guzma is a sickly shit kid with a Dad that has anger issues
>His sickness as a child and the lack of approval his father gave him due to his weak constitution are a couple of the major inspirations for his obsession with Power
>Obsessed with Bug types because they were the only pokemon he could catch
>Bonding with his bugs mad him healthier and he even starts participating in Battle competitions
>Consistently makes it to the finals/semifinals but is still treated like a failure by his dad because he isn't dominating, fueling his desire to crush opponents rather than just beat them
>After he fails to become a Trial captan he gets into a argument with his dad and ends up beating the shit out of him and breaking all his golf clubs in an act of domination before fucking off
That';s my take on what happened at least

>>30027391
damn this hits home, poor goose

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>MFW Ash could've become a second Guzma if it wasn't for the fact that his mother was so supportive of him
I hope this gets explored in the sun and moon anime

>>30027343
I come here for the occasional actual character discussion like >>30027391. But yeah, I'm starting to get a bit worried.

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>>30027343
Subway had far less to actually discuss. So long as we slow down once everything in the game and anime has been seen it should be alright.

>>30027343
At the moment it's just new game hype. It'll calm down. There's a discord for maximum fujo containment, too.

I do think the Sun/Moon characters are going to get attention like they never have before on account of being pretty well-written by Pokemon standards. Baddies most often have one character trait and a goal and that's about it; the suggestions of a past and a childhood have people fascinated with Guzma. I think it's Gladion the more normie fujos will flock to, though.

I'm an idiot; what is this "fujoshi"?
Is that Japanese for anal?

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>>30028235
Or referring to those magic balls from the infomercials?

>>30028235
Fu as in rotten, joshi as in girl. It means a woman with an interest in male on male pairings.

>>30028328
Ah, I see.

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>>30016762
Guzma is love. Guzma is life.

>>30028328
I thought it's more or less a term for female otaku/nerds. But yes, having an interest in things like that is part of the stereotype.

>>30029460
No it's exclusively for BL fans. Otome fans, and fans of other het works aren't fujoshi unless they cross over.

What if Guzma was 195cm?

>>30028936
"I'm eating onigiri, so don't look over here"
"... huh?"
"Nwah!? Like I said, don't look over here!"
"Why... ?"
"Because the scent will mix with the onigiri!"

That's so cute.

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Team skull grunts are really dumb, but cute

>>30030202
It would be cuter still if he quit smoking because it gets in spinarak's webs. Starts smelling of fruity sweets all the time from vaping in secret.

lewds?

>>30016539
HE'S SO ADORABLE

Just had my first fight with Our Boy.

I sort of wish I hadn't utterly humiliated him. I wanted him to show me true strength.

>>30032154
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE ROMHACKS

>>30032154
his final team is actually fire. id keep it away from fire but you know what i mean

>>30024315
>But he nanabbin!

>>30027343
I wasn't here when that happened, but so far there hadn't been a lot fujo stuff in here and I think we only stay in this one thread which takes more or less a day to even hit 300 replies. Plus I don't think none of us goes to shitpost about Guzma to other threads. I think it will eventually slowdown >>30028131 said, it's new game right now so of course there will be a discussion threads and whatnot. But it will slowdown when the dust settles.

>>30026101
I love this smug beast of the golf courses

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>>30026101
Lovely! I was wondering if the cap was going fit his head due his hair shaggyness, but then I remember they don't have the cup part. 10/10 would golf with.
>doesn't even have under shirt tucked
Look at this nerd.

GREETINGS COWERING PUBLIC

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>>30034237
love golisopod, total bro

>>30034237
>Golisopod is 6'07"

How gigantic is Guzma?

>>30034896
So cute, I just like the thought of Skull grunts interacting with their boss like this

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>>30035058
same. grunt girls are pretty cute desu guzma is lucky

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I want Guzma to keep on being a big bro to the Punk Girls and Boys post-game while training with Hala

>>30016511
Is Guzma a good villain? Do you love to hate him at first?

He's literally my new favourite after Giovanni, I've been waiting so long for a villain that isn't all about the world ending or doing some other monumental shit, he's just sorta petty and I don't really know how to phrase it, fun-evil.

>>30035180
Street crime petty maybe?

>>30034746
Dunno. Does he ever stand during battles or does he squat all the time? He must be a tall guy because he is referred by his height most of the time. Tall guy, big fellow etc.
>>30034237
Cute.

>>30035261
Pretty much yeah, he's not a villain to be villified like Archie and those others trying to fuck up or change the world to their 'vision' just a petty villain doing shit for himself/his own reasons

>>30035262
He only squats. I wonder what his parents fed that boy

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>>30035262
>guy, big

>>30035180
When I first time saw Guzma around August when he was first revealed I didn't thought much about him. But eventually his design and character started to grow on me. I think he is more of an underling than a villain. I mean, yeah, his grunts steal Pokemon and items. But they all eventually retire from Team Skull and try to change for themselfs.

>>30035287
Golf balls for breakfast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRaR0sVg958

YA BOI CAN JAM NOW

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>>30035303

>Post-game Guzma lifting his ex-grunts off the ground for big hugs
>The punks are overwhelmed

>>30035355
Didn't expect Slam Jam this soon.

>>30035370
>Have a team named after a skull
>It has a street gang theme
>no pokemons that have skull on them like Marowak or dancing themed pokemons like Scraggy.
Shame. But at least we have a cool Bug Pokemon trainer.

>>30035388
you know, bane? big guy? update your meme database homie

>>30035389
Aaw. I think he would give them a bear guy considering his size.

>>30035444
Oh, I didn't notice Bane in the background. Ha.

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>>30035506

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>>30035519
such a handsome man

>>30035559
Indeed.
>>30035520
New art?

>>30030439
I know! started playing yesterday and goshdamnit they are adorable and made me laugh

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>>30035609
ye, theres always a few new pics of ya boi daily. hopefully more will come when people get to his battles. i only just beat ilima's trial desu

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>Guzma's little footsies and embarrassed face over female Kukui
Cuute.

>>30035663
this is objectivelyt the BEST team

Glad Guzma exists. Makes it easier to feel better when other people in my life make me feel like crap. At least Guzma is my boi and he never lets me down.

>>30035838
Yup. This year has been utter shit. At least there is Guzma.

>>30035838
this. i love everything about this guy so far, he really resonates with me on an astral level

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>>30020348
We're all little girls anon, that's why we all love kowaii onii-san

>>30036032
excuse you im a cute boy (female)

>>30035137
>Pokemon sun and moon
>the memest of games

>>30035137
I bet they have fun pillow fights when the boss is sleeping.

>>30035872
>>30035919
I relate to him so much, which is why I guess I'm drawn to him.
>>30036032
at least I look like a little girl, if you don't know my age So it's accurate.

>>30036543
>Implying Guzma doesn't occasionally join in

>>30036906
>grunts are pillow fighting quietly while guzma sleeps nearby
>all is good
>guzma wakes up and kicks in their door looking mad
>scared grunts
>he pulls his own pillow from behind his back
>fun and such ensues

>>30037089
Aaw.
>neighbours complain about the noise

Unless the hideout is in the middle of nowhere. I don't know where it is, since I don't have the game until next week.

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>>30016539

>>30037287
Ha. I wish he had more concept art. Like facial expressions.

>Guzma has been winning battles all day
>Treats his grunts and Plumeria to malasadas with the money he gained
>Their Pokemon too
>"Think nothing of it"

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>>30037287
Kek
Also, Guzma must be super toned if he can just casual squat. The grunts seem to complain about how difficult it is.

>>30037502
>Gigantic man with strong legs

Thank you, GameFreak

>>30037502
they warned me there would be wild Pokemon
but nobody warned me about the squatting berry-stealing gangbangers reying to sell me bugpokemon

>>30037502
i identify as that particular grunt, its so hard

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>>30037502
Guzma has no problem to squat for a long time.

>>30037461
He deserves to be happy. How does he treat his grunts in the game btw?

>>30017785
Oh. Thing is that sentence doesn't point towards Guzma hitting his dad with the gold clubs anymore than it implies Guzma's dad was the one who beat him first, then got beat back.

There's no way of knowing what it for sure means.

The way you said you original statement made it seem like there was new info that gave us 100% certainty of the situation.

>>30037914
>legs shaking
>facial hair growing
>sweating
>showing a bit anger
Yeah. No problem at all.

>>30038137
>>30037914
why is this sexy?

>>30018180
Well Pokemon likely grow attached to the children they live with, so I imagine if a parent wished to abuse their child they'd not take the Pokemon out for that.
Adults settle conflict with Pokemon because they always have their Pokemon on them, Guzma was just a kid.

>>30019907
This is gorgeous, where'd you get it? I fucking love this art style

>>30038151
Maybe because it shows that it will tire him eventually and he is getting impatient with waiting. I assume this a Pokemon battle and he is waiting the other trainer to make a move. Or the battle to end.

>>30038227
http://savodraws.tumblr.com/post/149054435124/team-skull-gettin-ready

>>30021821
How about
>Dad wants Guzma to be either best golfer/pokemon trainer
>Beats Guzma thinking this will give discipline and make his boy do better
>Guzma always gets 2nd and 3rd because of fear/anxiety due to his dad beating him
>Guzma under intense pressure, feels unloved because he cant win 1st place, is afraid of his dad
>Lusamine sees Guzma (and his white hair/height) and realizes she can dress him up too
>Offers to take care of him
>He runs away because he needs approval/love
>Dad tries to beat him but this time he beats him back either w/ golf cluvs or destroying all the golf clubs he may have competed with
>Is taken care of/manipulated by Lusamine and dressed up

>>30038260
>guzma vs. stall

>>30037343
Hopefully he turns up in the anime. We already seen team skull grunts so it's likely.

>>30038479
>stall
Who dat?

>>30037914
He's waiting you out while you do Pokémon Refresh.

>>30038542
stall is a type of team composition used in competitive to essentially stall out turns and pp to win, generally frowned upon and very frustrating

>>30038356
>"There you go. You look /so/ much better now..."
>Lusamine gestures at him to slouch so she can ruffle his hair
>"Good boy"

>>30038698
Oh. Thanks for explanation.
>>30038624
I see. Seems like it's taking forever.

>>30039058
I like how he has his own hanger for his accessories.

>>30038800
Guzma is like a petdog/lapdog
a very big lapdog

>>30039305
>You'll never hand a mug of Tapu Cocoa to Guzma

>>30039471
>You'll never drink Tapu Cocoa together with Guzma

>>30039729
>You never _____ with Guzma

>>30039875
wank

>>30039875
>share a big cozy blanket when it's cold outside and share tapu cocoa with

Why did Guzma go to Ultra Space with Lusamine? Did he know that they were going to stay there forever?

>>30039944
>GUZMA HOLY SHIT THERE'S ULTRA BEAST DICKS OVER HERE

>>30040052
>What was the point of me coming here then?

>>30037287
I want someone to request a Guzma like this one in the drawthread

>>30040107
>They're for you

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>>30040167
Why not here?

>>30040944
it's beautiful and you deserve those dubs

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>>30040361
>I don't want them Madam Prez. >>30040944
Beautiful.

>>30041000
>OPEN UP YOUR MOUTH NOW, THEY'RE NOT GONNA WAIT

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>>30040361
>Lusamine
>sharing UB cock

>>30041096
>Implying Lusamine wouldn't make him suck Xurkitree dicks
>"You should be honored"

>>30041085
>For what? I don't like where this is going. When are we going home? It's hard to breath here...

>>30040944
Oh my god.
Got a loud laugh over here, thanks!

>>30041096
Saved.

>>30040052
>>30040107
>>30040361
>>30041000
>>30041085
>>30041143
>>30041156
>>30041096
Reminds me of when you find an undiscovered hidden tribe in the rain forest, and they offer you the richest of their foods. Then you gotta eat it in fromt of their eager faces and act like it's good, even though it tastes like shit. You don't want to offend them and get attacked.

>>30041230
"Y-Yeah, i-it's good, madam president"

>>30041230
>Eating Pokemon
Blasphemy!

>people draw him with pokemon that arent bugs

>>30041604
Can't blame them, when there are other Pokemon that fit the theme.

>>30041604
>people not drawing him covered in Spinarak/Ariados webbing

>>30037287
>>30040944
>UB0X destruction

>>30041999
this is what he was originally meant to look like

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>>30039944
Originally he and Lusamine went there to catch the Ultra Beast. But then while there, he got attacked and possessed by one and Lusamine lost her mind and didn't listen him and returning home wasn't an option until Nebbie teleported you back to Alola.
>>30041977
Nice guns.

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>yo boi winner of the unova region

how did he do it?

>>30042252
With the power of bug Pokemon

>>30016511
Team skull dindu nuffin

>>30042418
He dead.
>>30042584
They stole Berries and Pokemons.

>>30019071

>Yellow socks with a black top and a pink pair of shorts

What are you even doing?

>>30043003
Thise are red shorts. I was trying to match my shoes.

>>30038151
Because it's Guzma

>>30044578
>Ariados weighs 73.9 lbs

Christ, Guzma

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>>30044605
About a size of an human child? It's not too bad unless the Ariados stays on him for hours. Or maybe he is strong enough, since he works out, he can casually carry Ariados.

Also you can sit on Guzma's chair and it says something.

>>30044840
It mentions that the arms of the chair looks like it's been slammed countless times by angry fists

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>>30044901

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>>30044925
Ok, woah. I don't suppose the bed is layable?

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>>30045342

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Im not gay but I love Guzma in a gay way.

>>30045483
It happens, anon.

>>30044925
Christ, why is this guy so angry?

>>30045742
Alcohol and shitposting tends to do that

>>30044925
Does the bed say anything about him? If you can even lay on it.
I hope this guy gets help.

>>30044925
Damn I feel kinda bad for him, dude needs a hug

>>30046096
This. We already know his home's bed, but how about... home away from home's bed?

I hope Guzma's able to comfortably sleep however he wants in his big bed

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