when amazon is actually retarded

>Amazon is one person

>>30011212
ask for nudes

>>30011226
he is
source: my dad is amazon's brother

i got that message yesterday and mine was delivered at around noon.

>>30011270
and yes i did just assume amazon's gender

>>30011212
Are you under the impression that BY 8PM means AT 8PM?

Give your mommy and daddy their credit card back, and do your Algebra II homework.

>>30011286
the delivery time is fine, notice how they spelled "Pokimon" though

>>30011286
>>30011324
>I can't read

P O K I M O N

>>30011324
again, my post is not referring to the delivery time. i even underlined the misspelled word, and you just ignored it and assumed that i was talking about the delivery time.

>>30011372
i was just trying to be helpful and informative. sorry that i misunderstood somebody getting upset about something totally not worth caring about.

>>30011314
cringey joke

Ye of little faith. I've gotten this message so many times when preordering games and usually get the game by mid afternoon.