ITT We write a Pokemon story one sentence at a time

Welcome

to the world of Pokemon!

Tauros meat tastes like shit.

But that's ok

My name is

And Lopunnys are very loved.

Proud of it's power,

Flesh

He seeks vengeance

Vaginas are gross.

GOTTA SHAKE YOU UP TO KEEP YOU WILD

Niggers too

Goodra

There are many alternate universes

While the Alola region is awful.

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thats why I fucked your waifu you fat motherfucker

We join ash and friends today making their way toward

Breakfast

My wife salazzle put her fingers in my asshole

The mysterious Pokemon, Necrozma appears!

He sucks my cock

Mew used Crabhammer!

It was alright not bad not great

the fabric of space time is all fucked up

And that's how I met your mother

The end.

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Guzzlord is cute

Life is OK

the end

Using the incredible power of run-on sentences, le penis wenus man broke through the walls of reality and began to rewrite everything and no one could stop him as he bent each poster in this thread over and pierced their heavens with his drill while he continued to shitpost relentlessly while nobody cared and he was thinking naughty thoughts about underage girls and then he got arrested and then he got out fast because of good behavior and he got hundreds of (you)s because /vp/ are literally underage as evidenced by unironic one sentence story threads existing in 2016.

Your mom is abusive

and then Pokemon were real and life was suddenly worth living for again.

But then Ash got pregnant and it started getting real weird.

Anal

"unzips dick"