>Be me
>Yesterday late at night, getting ready to sleep, phone rings
>Its from Microplay, been told my preorder of Pokemon Moon will be available first thing in the mooning.
>Arrive at the time given, pick up my game and play it while walking home
>When I get home, mum and sis are wrapping some early christmas gifts
>Sis preordered at Microplay and was told she was gonna get it on the 18th
>Purposefully sits next to her
>Gets to the part where I choose my pokemon
>Picks Litten and calls it Maximilian
>Shows sis "Hay look! I got my pokemon"
>She looks
>She stares
>Eyes get bigger
>Mouth hangs open
>"...its...out...?"
>I Shrug
>Next thing I know, she throws herself off the couch and onto the ground, scrambling to get to the stairs while tripping all over
>"WHY DIDN'T THEY CALL ME!!? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>She gets dressed in seconds, practically jumping down the stairs and out the goddamn door to her car
>tfw they probably didn't call her because they don't have it yet
I await her arrival
Epic story Anon
>>29984327
Nobody cares, not your personal blog.
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Shit! Meant to say Gamestop for where she preordered, not Microplay
>>29984327
You need to be 18 to post mate. I don't care about your family issues.
>>29984327
>doesn't have a normie sister
>>29984327
>Picks Litten
Stopped reading. Sage.
You must be 18 to post
>>29984327
Have you told your sister how hard you want to fuck her yet?
this board is autistic to the max but holy fuck if this is not the perfect example of autism i don't know what is.
What the fuck is wrong with you, why are people so autistic about being first? You people are worse than those who stand outside Apple for several weeks because at least having the latest tech is somewhat respected.