>>29971347
>"I'm not a salad!"
"You're putting that WHERE??"
Hi
>"Coast clear? No birds?"
>"Why does everyone hate me?"
>>29971593
Your Chesnaught must have thrown a party when it learned of the Gale Wings nerf.
"How the fuck am I talking?"
f-fuck you, man!
>>29971347
"my eyes are down here"
>"guaaaauwshwshwsh"
duh
>>29971972
Nice taste!
>In reference to its alolan counterpart
>>29971347
>What would your favorite mon say if it could talk?
"Gas the jews, race war now"
>please mate with me
>>29971347
>"Please stop drawing porn of me"
> I just want to be loved
>....and to wreak bloody vengeance on my creator...
> Is that so wrong?
>>29974097
OMG! STFU! You're making me look BAD!
...
..
.Love me?
>Charizard
"Enough of the Flintstone jokes already."
>>29971347
Truly a fairy bride prankster. Or at least one of the inspirations behind this guy hints it.
>>29971347
I don't think it would talk even if it could. I imagine it as always patiently waiting to help out with actions rather than words, like a silent guardian. Maybe I'm just projecting super hard because that's how I prefer to operate too.
swiggity swooty
>>29974896
a christmas tree mon?
>>29974065
Genosect?
>Can we go outside PLEASE?
>You can't just stay inside all day!
>I need sunlight to live!
>>29974097
Not
>Please make me look pretty, or please don't abandon me.
They are still dolls after all.
>>29971898
Yon mouth is hidden.
If Pokemon could talk I'm pretty sure that 99% of /vp/ would be in jail for what they did to them.
>>29976563
/thread
"My food bowl is empty. Fix that or i'll burn you to a crisp"