Celesteela

>>29967722
How has nobody made a 'Delet this' version yet?

>>29967775
Because it's not funny

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>>29967775
>>29967823
oops too late

I legit think she's the most beautiful pokemon in existance

>>29967687
People keep saying she's a Saturn V rocket, but I don't see the similarity at all

how can something be this cute and horrifying at the same time?

>>29967929
Me too. There's something very beautiful yet otherworldly about the design. would fug

I think that it's steel / flying because it's a windchime

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>>29967687
I really want to use this thing but I can't seem to make a team or set that satisfies me.

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>>29967687
>Weak to fire

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Here's the move set for anyone interested

Celesteela
97/101/103/107/101/61
Steel/Flying
Beast Boost
Genderless
999.9kg (120)
Undiscovered
30720 Steps
Slow
1 Atk/1 Def/1 SpA
- Wide Guard
- Air Slash
- Ingrain
- Absorb
- Harden
- Tackle
7 Smack Down
13 Mega Drain
19 Leech Seed
23 Metal Sound
29 Iron Head
31 Giga Drain
37 Flash Cannon
43 Autotomize
47 Seed Bomb
53 Skull Bash
59 Iron Defense
67 Heavy Slam
73 Double-Edge
TM06 Toxic
TM10 Hidden Power
TM15 Hyper Beam
TM17 Protect
TM21 Frustration
TM22 Solar Beam
TM23 Smack Down
TM26 Earthquake
TM27 Return
TM32 Double Team
TM35 Flamethrower
TM38 Fire Blast
TM42 Facade
TM43 Flame Charge
TM44 Rest
TM48 Round
TM53 Energy Ball
TM59 Brutal Swing
TM62 Acrobatics
TM64 Explosion
TM67 Smart Strike
TM68 Giga Impact
TM71 Stone Edge
TM74 Gyro Ball
TM76 Fly
TM78 Bulldoze
TM80 Rock Slide
TM86 Grass Knot
TM87 Swagger
TM88 Sleep Talk
TM90 Substitute
TM91 Flash Cannon
TM100 Confide

does bamboo have puss puss?

>>29967687
>bamboo princess
https://youtu.be/bFbMV2qEvVc

>>29968386
The little icon looks much cuter than the actual thing

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>>29968521
rude

>>29968640
Oh shit, the scans, I had only seen the model
the neck and head have some weird proportions, but the official art improves it a lot, I'm sorry for being r00d

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>>29968386
With stats like that, that things a beast

>>29968640
Does it have feet? I just assumed it floated...

Too bad they got it and Katana-thing's types switched.

>>29968386
Does beast boost works off the base stat (meaning it's always sp atk) or the highest stat?

>>29968882
I think it does. Definitely has legs though. Maybe they're rocket boosters?

>>29968958
No it uses the actual stat. If you put EVs in attack it boats attack instead for example.

So are Ultra beasts legendaries? Or are they just one time captures?

>>29969065
Functionally legendaries.

>>29969092
>>29969092
fuck this gen

>>29969065
You can catch 2 celesteela, 2 buzzwole, 4 kartana, 4 pheremosas, and 1 of the rest in the post game.

Man I really love this thing. It and Guzzlord are my favorite UB's. I haven't really seen Guzzlords stats, but ive been told they are bad.

>>29969121
no

>>29969126
Dark/Dragon
Abilities: Beast Boost
HP: 233
Atk: 101
Def: 53
SpAtk: 97
SpDef: 53
Spe: 43
The thing that kills the Guzzlord is the lack of recovery and Clef,Sylv and other faeries.
He is not bad by any means tho.

it really feels like Celesteela and Kartana's types should be backwards

>>29969141
>lying on the internet
Just ask the Q&A general. You can get multiple UBs. Hell, you get two of the box legend.

So are the dots on her head the eyes?

Because if they are, and with how high up the dots are on her head, she looks extremely derpy.

>>29969166
Holy hell That HP stat. So it has HP like chansey, but defenses more like Wobbufett.

Shame about no recovery, I dont think any heal moves come from the move tutors do they?

Does it atleast have a decent movepool to use its decent attack stat?

>>29969166

It has enough HP that Rest is workable, what kills it is shit movepool and every non-HP state being lacking. +10 attack/def/sp.def and access to Knock Off would make it a great harasser with Rest/Dragon Tail/Toxic or Gyro Ball.

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>>29969236
Nope, pic related. Ancient japanese fashion.

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her hair pins
actually these are bamboo skewers

>>29969232
Seriously? Wow. Never ever would have guessed that.

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>>29969236
>>29969264
I did some more research on this, it's apparently called Hikimayu. Copy pasted from Wikipedia:

Hikimayu (引眉?) was the practice of removing the natural eyebrows and painting smudge-like eyebrows on the forehead in pre-modern Japan.

Hiki means "pull" and mayu means "eyebrows". Aristocratic women used to pluck or shave their eyebrows and paint new ones using a powdered ink called haizumi, which was made of soot from sesame or rape-seed oils.[1]

>>29969391
There's so many neat things in Celesteela's design and it comes together very nicely. Definitely my favorite new pokemon

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>>29968366
Stop shitposting Fujiwara, no one cares.

Your Ho-oh is weak to water too, and you don't see me rubbing it in.

leech seed

i want to stick my cock in it only slightly less then lillie. so its shit, and im butthurt that lillie went to kanto.

>>29968521
Prepare to be blasted by UB Blaster!


Best Ultra Beast!

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>>29969759
>i want to stick my cock in it only slightly less then lillie
Blasphemy

>>29968882
It has legs, but they're six velvet worm style nubs.

I love it's design, but those stats are so middle of the road, and it hardly has any flying moves...

I know nobody likes Origami bro, but what are his stats?

>>29969564
That was pathetic, you should have say "i have a "pokeman" directly based on myself and you have nothing!" Instead.

>>29970901
?

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>>29970864
>Kartana - Grass/Steel - 59/181/131/59/31/109 - Beast Boost
Nigga that thing is a good and definitely amazing.
Way better than poor little Rocket Kaguya.

porn when

>>29971375
There's only one pic so far. It's the full version of >>29969849

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>>29967687
I want to fuck this UB
/vp/ why did you make me have slight interest in this pokemon
it's not even that humanoid...

>>29972141
>celesteela will never give you a kissu

>>29968386
>wide guard
>bulky
>checks tapus with heavy slam

Shes gonna be VGC as fuck. Screencap this

>>29968386
Celesteela @ leftovers/assault vest/sitrus berry
>thicc slam
>earthquake
>seed bomb
>leach seed
Thoughts?

>>29968386
>All those Grass type moves
was its type a last minute change or are they really that reliant on design?

>>29969121

And they're all shiny locked because fuck you.

>>29972605

According to its interpol profile:
>Its bodily construction closely resembles that of a plant, and it absorbs nutrients from the soil.
Perhaps beneath Beast Boost its original ability gave it Grass type perks.

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a-anon-kun

>>29969166
Guzzlord @ Leftovers
Ability: Beast Boost
Careful
252HP/252SpDef/4Def
Crunch
Dragon Tail
Rest
Sleep Talk

>>29972554
what would your ev spread be

>>29973410
I'm not too sure yet, probably something like 252attack and the rest distributed between def and hp.
Maybe invest in speed if you want to run automize instead of leech seed.

>>29973552
I'd run automize. For EV Spread I'd go all out in 252Atk/252Spd/4Def for some extra bulk.

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New reaction image lads

>>29974488
That's a big roach

>>29974550
For you