Who is the superior 02?
Skeeter, it's not even debatable
Buzzwole
>>29966378
swole
queen valentina
>>29966378
Design-wise, Buzzwole. Pheromosa will probably be more widely used, however.
>>29966378
this is not even a contest
>>29966467
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>>29966467
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Buzzwole - Better moves but shitty speed.
Pheromosa - Better speed but shitty moves.
I still think Pheromosa will be more used though.
In battle, Pheromosa
In every other category, Buzzwole
>>29966467
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>>29966378
battle time = beauty
bro time = expand
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>>29966467
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>>29966412
that's UB Johnny Bravo
Pheromosa is better designed and a much more powerful pokemon
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>>29966776
Mah bitch! Finally someone with taste.
>>29966867
owo *-*
>>29966548
Pheramosa has better moves and stats though.
>>29966467
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>>29966378
in terms of stats, Pheromosa. But Buzzwole is the champ design-wise.
Thing I did and nearly forgot
>>29966378
Mansquito > sexroach
>>29966467
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>>29966904
>UB-02. Code name: "Beauty". Properly known as Pheromosa. This UB was sighted for the first time following the incidents at Aether Foundation. This UB can reach speeds exceeding 120 mph in just an instant. This speed is greater than any other living creature that has been discovered to date. But its most distinctive features may in fact be its beauty and its powerful pheromones. Most any creature that squares off against a Pheromosa becomes confused, as if struck by the beast's beauty, and loses the will to fight. It is still a subject of research, but it's thought that Pheromosa may possess some sort of organ able to produce a pheromonal substance previously unknown to science.
>One of the Ultra Beasts. It refuses to touch anything, perhaps because it senses some uncleanness in this world.
Her "personality" comes from the fact that she is superior and knows it.
I don't give a shit about ubers, so Skeeter is the dude.
Remember when we only had the japanese pages for UB-02 and the translation of his name because UB-02 Cum spansion? Good times
>>29966467
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>>29966467
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>>29966510
Underrated post.
>wasting time begging a fictional character for proper form rather than learning proper form
Sure is DYEL in here
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>>29967058
>>One of the Ultra Beasts. It refuses to touch anything, perhaps because it senses some uncleanness in this world.
Now I want to spray it with something unclean.
>>29967382
Spray it with your cum
>>29967058
Okay, now post skeeters bio
>>29966467
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>>29966467
>Skeeter
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>>29967460
>UB-02. Code name: "Absorption". Properly known as Buzzwole. This UB was sighted for the first time following the incidents at Aether Foundation. Its most distinctive feature is its skill to strengthen itself. Buzzwole is able to absorb energy and then achieve a chemical reaction between the energy it has absorbed and its own body fluids. As a result, Buzzwole's body swells to an almost explosive extent. Its muscles bulge and are so thick and dense that they are stronger even than steel. Both its Attack and Defense experience a clear leap in power. It also displays a habit of striking a pose each time that it takes any sort of action... It is thought this might serve as a method of communication, but it is not well understood.
>A mysterious life-form called an Ultra Beast. Witnesses saw it pulverize a dump truck with a single punch.
Pheromosa feels like it's the more otherwordly of the two. Skeeter looks bro enough and I like it too, but roach lady gets the edge.Besides you can get 4 of them
>>29967244
But that's the point. You catch and train a haughty lady that conceals her expressions at all times, but then, after you're done petting or feeding her you she cracks something resembling a smile just for you and nowhere else than in Refresh. And that's the beauty of it.
>>29966467
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>>29967701
(forgot pic)
>>29966467
Awaken My Skeeter!
Buzzwole>Pheromosa
>>29966467
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>>29967009
Nice
>>29967868
best pairing
>>29967058
First time I read this, I thought it would get an ability that would automatically infatuate all opposing Pokémon.
>>29966467
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>>29967960
They probably thought of it but infatuation that works on any gender would be as broken as Dark Void Darkrai.
>>29967868
Shame that us Sunfags lose out on Celesteel too.
Origami thing is just too objectmon for me to like.
>>29966467
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>>29966467
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>Bro asked me which version I was going to get, tell him Moon
>He forgot and ordered Moon for himself thinking I was going to get sun, apologized
>It's cool though since Sun has A-Ninetails, Glorious Nippon Steel, and Skeeter
Gonna miss catching my own Deoxys-lite and Rocketwaifu though. He doesn't know much about natures, and I can't breed for my own.
>>29966467
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>>29966378
Swole
>>29966412
>tfw i wanna be fucked my a mosquito
>>29966467
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best 02
>>29967041
>Mansquito
Only female mosquitoes suck blood. Buzzwole is a muscle girl.
>>29966467
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>>29968959
Fine, Transquito
>>29968040
Indeed. Would make it an interesting challenge to catch it, though.
>>29966467
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>>29968959
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
WHY DID YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER THAT I STUDY STUDY BUGS FOR LIVING GOD DAMMIT
>>29969267
what the fuck is a study bug
>>29966467
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>>29969282
bookwormsi was so enraged with myself that i forgot how to type for a moment forgive my autism
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>>29968726
>utena
>wanting to fuck the barasquito
I like you
>>29966378
Evilswarm Exciton Knight of course
>>29966467
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>>29967058
>It refuses to touch anything, perhaps because it senses some uncleanness in this world.
gangrape mindbreak doujins when?
>>29966467
spot me, skeeter
it's a tie between both
swolle - bro , beauty - waifu
>>29968959
Beedrills can be male, this is fucking pokemon.
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>>29969788
That's Steelswarm Roach you fucking Traditionalfag.
>>29969788
He's banned
>>29970791
He sucks
>>29966467
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>>29966378
buying moon since I like lunala more but buzzwole is by far the best UB-02
>>29966467
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>>29966467
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>>29966467
s p o t m e s k e e t e r
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>>29966378
Buzzswole in looks but Pheromosa in usability and general power.
the 4 legs sold me on buzzwole but Pheromosa happens to be ridiculously powerful
>>29966378
ZWOLE
>>29966467
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Are the little black dots his eyes or not?
>>29966467
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>>29975582
Yes
>>29966467
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>>29967244
>>29966904
It's a supermodel cleanfreak cockroach.
I like Buzzwole more, but this thing's still great.
>>29966467
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>>29966467
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>>29975129
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>>29966467
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>>29966554
>steroid
No, it's all hard work
>>29967244
>Doesn't excuse boring and stiff animations
Yes it does. The same is true for Sudowoodo and Darmanitan.
>>29968338
Anyone have this pic without the text?
>>29966467
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>>29967695
So the pose is actually alien communication symbol?
>>29975582
No, look at a real mosquito, those are its antennae sockets.
>>29966467
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>>29969267
>he's an entomologist
I am so so sorry for your loss
>>29980324
you'd be surprised at the amount of pussy you getits none
>>29980324
fug off i wanna be an entomologist
Honestly I am just happy that Buzzwole isn't too overpowered, that means that I can use him in OU.
>>29966467
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>>29980931
>Poor Pheremosa is too good for OU but isn't up to snuff with Uber pokemon that share the same niche.
It's a tough life.
>>29966467
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>>29966378
I love Pheromosa and I'm still getting moon, but Buzzwole has always been my favorite one. Glad there are multiple because I can trade with my sister for one.
Succ and sticc should be able to use the DNA Splicers to combine into a larger being with the roachy bits resembling bones and the squito bits being tissues.
>>29966467
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>7'10"/2.4m
>735.5lbs/333.6kg
>German name: Masskito
That's a big Pokemon.
>>29966467
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>>29983652
But is it big in general, or just for you?
>>29966554
Off by 1 from an amazing get.
>>29966467
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>>29983652
>Masskito
heh
>>29966378
this is not the pokemon i grew up with.
>>29983954
Of course not. They grew up in a different universe than you.
>>29983724
It's certainly big in general, especially compared to most other Pokemon.
>>29967058
>can't fucking learn attract
Beast boost is a good ability, but I wish the ubs got some more flavorsome ones.
>>29966378
Swolesquito is the best
Reps for Arceus
>>29983989
>>29983954
Damn, you're right, nigga.
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>>29983652
I want to pet him and make him feel welcome
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>>29983652
I want the big bug to fuck me.
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>>29966378
>Women
>Physically superior
>>29985560
They are in relation to each other, not in terms of all beings.
HOW IS SHE A FIGHTING TYPE?
WHERE ARE HER BULGING MUSCLES? HOW CAN YOU BE AN ULTRA FIGHTER WITHOUT ULTRA BODY?
>>29966467
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>>29985871
Roach is girly use enemy strength against them and master of their bodies' energy kind of fighting type, similar to Medicham or Mienshao.
>>29985955
BUT MEDICHAM AS STRONG LEGS
AND I DON'T CARE ABOUT MIENSHAO
TINY BABY ROACH HAS TINY BABY SPINE, CAN BE BROKEN LIKE TINY TOOTHPICK IN MY NOT-TINY BABY ARMS.
>>29985992
Without a strong core, your muscles will be useless as you struggle under your own weight.
>>29986107
BUZZWOLE HAS STRONG CORE
BUZZWOLE HAS STRONG EVERYTHING
BUZZWOLE IS THE STRONG
>>29986168
>Staraptor uses Brave Bird!
>>29986208
BUZZWOLE EATS BIRD FOR BREAKFAST.A-and will probably has a nice wall on his team to help out.
>>29986208
>252+ ATK HUGE POWER STARAPTOR BRAVE BIRD VERSUS 0 HP/0- DEF BUZZWOLE ON A CRITICAL HIT: 4.3%- 5.1% -- POSSIBLY THE WORST MOVE EVER AFTER LEFTOVERS RECOVERY
EAT SHIT FAGGET
>>29967058
H-HAIYAI
>>29985992
>>29986168
Fuck me, now I imagine Buzzwole with Heavy's voice.
You know back in their own dimension they are probably in the same egg group.
They fuck.
>>29986296
RUUN, RUUUUN I'M COMING FOR YOU!
WHO SENDS BABIES TO FIGHT ME?
CRY SOME MORE!
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>>29969267
That's pretty cool anon. What are you researching right now?
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>>29986168
Killer Queen and Buzzwole should hang out and exchange secrets.
>>29966467
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I love how Buzzwole makes such a big deal out its huge muscles, but Pheromosa is only slightly weaker on the attack side.
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>>29991380
Because Pheromosa is fast moving, so it applies more force to less mass.
>>29966378
the moon-exclusive ultra beasts are superior to sun;s by far
>>29993538
yeah, force is mass X acceleration so even a tiny bugwaifu can wreck shit if she's moving fast enough
i'm a moonfag, but i too believe buzzwhole has a superior design
still like peromsa tho
>>29993593
>implying buzzwole isn't the best gen 7 pokemon
>>29966467
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>>29966510
haha +1 upboat. i get it XD
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>>29977415
Anon, you know full well Minimize is banned in Smogon
>>29983652
>German name: Masskito
>Amphinobi
>Marikeck
>Dorpsbewoner
Why does Germany have the best names?
>>29998465
>Amphinobi
france
>Marikeck
actually germany
>Dorpsbewoner
netherland
1/3 cum on step it up
>>29966378
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>>29998465
>amphinobi is german
u fuckin wot m8, it's french
>>29975582
>>29975787
No they arent