Hide your golf clubs, it's time for another guzma thread!

>>29964279
>destruction in human form
>always talks about beating others
>shouts at himself when he does something wrong
he said it best himself
>>29964309

i love this smelly guy

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Midnight release tomorrow, who else is excited?

>>29964436
I wonder what his bed in the hideout smells or what it says (if) you laid on it.


Also I wonder if Pokemon producers plan to tour again Europe. I want to ask about the golf clubs.

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>>29964453
very hype

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>>29964453

>inb4 degeneracy
Man, I just think ya boi is cool. I didn't come here for this shit.

Haven't played the game, what's the deal with him and golf clubs

>>29964352
How bad has to a region be when they don't offer psychiatric help for this poor boy and most people in Alola treat him and his grunts like trash.

>>29964453
Not the europeans, that's for sure.
But I played through Moon already anyways :^)

>>29964527
it's called Japan

>>29964453
I'm not getting my copy just yet because of money is a bit tight but I will eventually get it of course.
>>29964495
Beautiful.
>>29964524
What

>>29964482
Sure can't wait for someone to throw themselves at the producers with a golf club if the tour happens

>>29964526
Apparently there is evidence in the game that Guzmas father beat him with golf clubs as a child.

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>>29964453
>tfw you are a Yuropoor
I-I'm fine, thanks NoE.
Week will go fast though.

>>29964583
>What
I'm not that anon but you're talking about stinky guzma bed in a fetishy way, I agree with them

>Still waiting for Joltik swarm anon

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>want to take a photo of Guzma on the beach
>He is at the at end of the otherside of the beach
>Too far away from the photospot to even take a picture of him
Reee

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>>29964742
Done!

>>29964772
A bed of Joltiks ahh! I love your stuff so much!

>>29964737
I just want to know if there is anything said if you can lay on it like the one in his house. The first bed mentioned something about smell of someone who has been absent and I was thinking if it there was a different quote on the second bed. Doesn't make a fetish to want to know what they say about a person who rests on it.

>>29964770
They did this on purpose. This would be the only reason I hack the game; to make the camera zoom closer.

>>29964772
Cute. All hail the new king!

>>29964770
I'm picturing Chicken-chan trying to stealthily follow and take photos of Guzma as he pretends not to notice how obvious she's being and it's adorable as heck

>>29964878
Aw thanks!
I didn't realize that the other Guzma thread 404'd and I almost had a panic attack when I tried to post it

>>29964279
How man god damn diddly doo threads one guy needs. It's like there is one per day.

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>>29964949
You're giving me more ideas to draw was drawing a similar scenario a while back where Chicken-chan was doodling Guzma and his name all over a notebook, and he comes up next to her without her noticing. Then he asks "Whatcha drawing?" or something like that, then she jets
>>29964952
I'm glad this one popped up fast! That happened to me the other day and I thought that I was banned for a second.

>>29965090
We have a lot to discuss.

>>29964772
Perfect

>>29964952
>>29965113
Oops, forgot to say you're welcome!
My manners suck.

>>29965090
We love him. And all guzma related stuff can stay in one place, that way we're not spamming the board with him.

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>>29965090
>1 thread maybe once a day or two dedicated to one guy

Is there a problem anon?

>>29965193
Great!

I know it's unlikely, but I'd really like for there to be an official Guzma figure, or even plush. My heart would just leave orbit!

>>29965251
>Guzma nendoroid
Take all of money!

>>29965251
>No Team Skull charms/pins/keychains
>No OUR BOY merchandise

POKEMON CENTERS, PLEASE

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Reminder to protect his smile!

>>29965395
We all need these temporary tattoos that Guzma has.

>>29965395
I hope there eventually will be.

>>29964633
Elaborate?

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Is mimikyu ill enough to hang with our boi

>>29965417
At least, I'd think the temp tattoos are easy to make. But yeah, we really need Team Skull merch!

>>29965448
Sick ghostie! Yes, come now.

>>29965367
N got one because he was popular, so maybe Guzma could happen?

>>29964633
I thought it was supposed to be the other way around, Guzma beat his father?

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>>29965448
No, he is sick!

>>29965505
I really hope so. I would buy 2:
One for display, and one for carrying in my pocket.

>>29965427
When you meet his dad early game, he says that his son jetted off on a Pokemon journey without talking to them about it, and when he tried to take him in line HE was the one who ended up getting beaten. Meaning, he was intending to beat Guzma for leaving unannounced. JP text uses phrasing that confirms it was a physical altercation and not a Pokemon battle ("beaten black and blue").

>>29965619
Where do you meet his dad? I vaguely remember something like that but I don't recall where he is.

Quick question.

Can you rebattle him post-game infinitely?

>>29965619
You meet his dad? Where? I don't remember anything about that ingame.

>>29965568
I think the text mentions that the dad "tried to set that boy straight" for running off (broken golf clubs behind guzmas dad kinda imply physical abuse, that's how many people see it) and guzma couldn't take it anymore, so he beat his dad and ran off

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>>29964559
>Japan
>Hawaii

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>>29965663
>>29965718
This little house on route 2. You don't find out it's Guzma's house until postgame when he shows up there, but if you visit it earlygame the father talks about his son that ran off.

>>29965505
Yeah. That would be great.
I saw a nice quality Guzma keychain ad on Twitter but I can't seem to find it anymore. It was about 6 dollars and was very good quality too.

>>29965700
The only thing I know from leaks and videos are that you can battle him on the beach (once?) and have him as a partner in Battle Tree battles.

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>>29965792
I saw this post earlier on Twitter. Is it this keychain? I really want this, either way.

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>>29965896
Yes! That's it! And I found it after doing some dodgy googling.

https://www.storenvy.com/products/17639525-team-skull-boss-guzma-charm

>>29966050
AHH! I was looking earlier after seeing the Twitter post! Thanks so much for the find! I know what I'm gonna buy eventually.

Everyone, Homemade-chan/one of the Guzma posters Cardevoir is being held hostage. Send help

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>>29966150
I just saw this. Unfortunately, I don't have power to say otherwise since he bought her fair and square.

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>>29966214
I know, but I cant just stop and let a meme die, if it is destroyed, I dub 11/16 or 11/17 Cardevoir memorial day

>>29966150
>>29966214
>Held captive by Guzma
What a lucky poster.

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>>29966150

>>29966050
>>29965896
does guzma use ultraballs in the game?

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>>29966133
You are welcome, I was looking for the item too because I didn't bookmark it and thus didn't remember where I found it at first.

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>>29966364
Yes.

>>29966449
Still aimin' for the vase

>>29966449
hes an ultra cool dude

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>>29966449
that's pretty damn nifty

>>29966449
I love how it matches him

>>29966476
Ha.

>>29966150
What happened??

>>29966526
>didn't buy it for the catch rates
>just the looks
>probably saved up to buy ten so he can get a premiere ball too

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Speaking of Team Skull merchandise, I think their emblem would make a neat little reflector.

>>29966641
thats what i do! premier ball a best

>>29966728
We need stencils!
>>29966641
This is so cute to imagine!

>>29966802
Not to mention very uselful too!

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>>29964770
>You can never take cute pictures with Guzma
Never ever. Was this function created to take photos of Pokemon or just you in different settings like in XY?

>>29966940
I wanted it to be like X&Y, but more updated. We should be able to take photos anywhere. I justed wanted a cute pic next to him...

>>29967004
Same.

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Speaking of team skull merch, I have guzma and plumeria stickers on my 3DS

>>29967056
I fugged up. You'll have to rotate it in paint or something

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>>29967056
Here you go buddy old pal, chum

>>29967109
Thank you ;v;

>>29967109
Damn it! Those are beyond precious!

>>29967109
Those are very cute.

>>29967486
would you take a nap in this bed? y/n

>>29967486
>"That's a big bed, boss. Do you ever have, uh, you know, threesomes?"
>"Whaddaya talking about, 's all mine. I mean, look at me"
>Guzma gestures at himself
>"With the space I need, I don't need anyone else in there"

>>29967486
He looks like a giant from this angle.

Guzma legit needs mental help

>>29967632
hes a big guy

>>29967632
He is fucking huge when he stands up straight tho

>>29967640
No shit, but there are therapists or psychiatrians in Alola.

>>29967640
The way he starts yelling at himself in the third person when he loses is a little disconcerting.

>>29967673
>He comes back with a proper posture after the training with Hala
>You get to witness a gigantic man covered in bug Pokemon approach you

>>29967764
there are no...*

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>>29967773
He's his own boss, there isn't anyone else to reprimand him for the losses

>>29967806
someone help boss up, he looks hurt

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>>29967853
LOOKS HURT, EH?

>>29967673
>>29967774
I'm not sure if I find that intimidating or hot

>>29967773
He talks to himself in third person throught the game and loses his mind everytime you beat in the main story. I'm not sure about the post-game beach battle.

>>29967876
h-hes tough, he'll make it of course but im taking him to a hospital just in case

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>>29967806
>>29967876
It makes me upset to see this poor soul getting hurt

>>29967903
troughout*

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>>29967970

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>>29968015

>>29968015
>tfw no Xurkitree dad

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>>29967545
>Only if Guzma is in it

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>>29968110
I want Xurkitree to shove all of its gigantic body into Guzma's less gigantic body

>>29968015
>I'm ya boi now

>>29968015
>>29968146
How long until Xurkitree tentacle rape hits?

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Would you drink coffee with guzma

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>>29968374

>>29967486
Tall boi his tallness makes him even cuter. Even has to have a large 3-person bed to fit into
>>29967774
This is kinda cute to imagine.

>>29968378
you mean Tapu Cocoa right?

> be new on 4chan
> came for the leaks
> develop actual fetish for Guzma because of these stinking threads

Didn't even catch my interest when he was announced

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>>29968442
Sorry! Guzma is too loveable. I am so happy that he seems popular.

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>>29968422
nice

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>>29968146
I don't think he could survive that, he would probably end up like pic related.
>>29968389
I don't think Zurkitree has that many arms, but good start.

>>29968442
Welcome aboard.

>>29968389
I require more.

Ya'll are too thirsty for this dude

>>29968389
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Yeah we desperately need someone to do full color version of this. For the greater good.

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>>29968146
>>29968374

What has Guzma done to deserve this kind treatment?

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>>29968723

>>29968378
I'd do just about anything with him

>>29968727
You are like 4 months late. To late turn back.

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>>29968760

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Thread theme, bois

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REC7daXbjho

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>>29968793

>>29968746
Maybe they want to see "what a destruction looks like in human form".

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>>29968727
For pokefags like us there's never a "too thirsty" We must go deeper

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>>29968727
Yes, but can you blame us?

>>29968813
cant wait to battle our boi desu

>>29968793
>Boss, stay still. There is a bug on you.
>Oh, what, sure. A bug? Wait, don't...!
>SMACK
>It's dead, no need to thank me.
>....
>Boss...?

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>>29968813
His encounter theme is nice too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UJEAeZmOqjM

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>>29968978
No! This makes me so sad. Sad for both Spinarak and Guzma.

What if Guzma carried around pepper spray? Not to use as a self-defense for himself, but for in case people try to squash his tiny bug mons? He just maces them.

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>>29968978
do NOT hurt spinarak

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I have never felt attracted to Pokeguy before Guzma. This is some extreme thirst I'm experiencing.

>you will never get close to guzma after eventually breaking down his emotional walls
>you will never help heal his wounds
>you will never wipe the sweat-matted hair off of his forehead as he makes slow, erotic love to you after you mend his poor heart

>>29969120
Oh no, my heart.
we can only dream, right?

>>29969120
Not to derail Guzma love, but this gen is full of steamy pokeguys. Anybody else have a thing for Kiawe? I'd like to see some GuzmaxKiawe

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>Guzma having a drink with his fellow skull bros at a bar some night
>starts talking to Plumeria
>as they get drunk they start talking about themselves, Guzma becoming a little bit more open than he usually is to people who he thinks don't trust in him
>he tells her his living situation as a kid
>starts getting more emotional each sentence
>pic related

Feels

>>29969165
I have a thing for Guzma and Kukui... Kiawei's a pretty cool dude too... fck. I need to stop this thirst.

>>29969165
Yes! Well, for me, it's:
>Guzma
>Kukui
>Red
And kinda that one guy who looks like Oak's and Looker's bum baby.

>>29969296
this is why i'll never drink desu. poor goose man, i want to hug him

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Assuming everybody here's cool with spoilers, let's say ya boi got hooked on alien jellyfish meth. What kinda shit do ya'll think he'd get up to?

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>>29969323
Tru tru Guzma Kukui and Kiawe are the pokefag holy trinity for me. Any artists around to ship it? Shirtless daddy Kukui with Guzma and Kiawe trio? Sign me tf up

ITS YA BOY GUZMA

>>29969474
I did see a r34 of Kiawe and Guzma.
But let's get something like your idea!
I'd draw it, but my style can't pull sexy off

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>>29969426
Shit I forgot about Red. So many Poke guys. Internet needs to produce some group love for all of them together. Guzma on top ;)

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>>29964279

Why is this brainless stereotypical thug so liked here?

>>29969488
excuse you his name is bromley

>>29969584
Because he's a bad boy, good looking(?) with an implied tragic past.

>>29969584
i think hes cool and bug is a good pair for my favorite typings

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>>29969586
>mfw german translation team done goofed

I'm honestly still unsure if i wanna play the game in german (my mothertongue) or english. Shit like this gives points to english, but i'm still morbidly curious about how everything else will be translated. Not sure wat do.

>>29969547
Found it.

>>29969642
>good looking

Faggots please go

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>>29969584
>Aether shills

>>29969771
Girls here too bro. There's enough Guzma to go around

>>29969757
just playthrough twice. now to solve world hunger

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>>29969816
Acting like a giant faggot doesn't make you a girl, fool.

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Anyone else blush when they look at Guzma? I was looking through my folder, and felt my face get super-hot!

>>29969921
He baiting
Ignore 'im

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>>29969954
>Says the faggot pretending to be a grill

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>mfw this thread

>>29969993
Ya'll are stupid!

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He makes my legs feel weak

How old is Guzma supposed to be?

>>29970389
Same age or possibly younger than kukui

>>29970389
i like to think 26 because it makes him old enough to be respected but also young enough to be my friend

>>29970389
Kinda relateable, but at Gamestop, don't people who pre-order the guidebook get concept art? What if there's info on Guzma, like his age?

Who girl here?

>>29970483
No derailing. Make a poll or something and post it

>>29968947
U murdered Alligator meanie :C

>all these people drawing Guzzy as a bishy fuck when he's an unkempt vaguely-muscular thug who may or may not shower regularly
if you're gonna be thirsty, be thirsty over the genuine article dammit

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>>29970582
that wasn't me, the person who bought Cardevoir also got Feraligatr and Charizard. I wouldn't destroy my own creations like that
Let's keep on-topic.

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>Lusamine was his 'female authority figure'-fu
>Golf is a garbage, gentrified sport for assholes

I feel ya, Guzma.

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>>29970657
Sorry for your loss they impersonated you.

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>>29970734
Thanks
I didn't think they impersonated me, thought I saw them say they weren't me when people implied. Either way, rest in peace, Feraligatr
If Guzma returns in a future game, I wonder how he'll look.

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me second from the left

>>29970984
Both Archie and Guzma are cuties.

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>>29971033
agreed, best bad guys

>>29971111
Not gonna lie, this pic makes me feel tingly.

>>29971173
Too freaking adorable! I must hug the both of them.

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>>29971189
might wanna get that checked out
>>29971209
team bosses were made for hugs desu

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>>29971244
Times like these, I need a Guzma body pillow. And yes, there's too many huggable bosses.

>>29971363
Cute! Cute!

>>29969757
Both names are based on the same plant at least

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how do I get myself to have wet dreams of him?

>>29971498
watching porn without touching myself and just thinking about the desired character before sleeping works for me

Where do I find Guzma in the post-game?

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Guys I got invited to an invite only official Pokemon launch party in London to cosplay as Team Skull with my party because they saw us at MCM and thought we looked good.

I don't know where else to post this, what do I'm scared

>>29968548
source

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>>29971689
dress to impress

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>>29971689
go and swoop all the ladies/fellas anon, you got this, youre our boi. also post cosplay

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>>29971743
ok

>>29971748
ok

>>29971787
cute

>>29971787
dang thats our boi!

>>29971787
looks good anon!

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>>29971787
lookin good my dude

>>29971111
I wanna be that ball
Also, nice quads

>>29971787
Fuckin rad cosplay my dude

>>29971657
Yo I've been trying to get this answered for days, pleaaaase someone help me out, I'll actually love you.

>>29969046
>Ariados plucking an electric double bass

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>>29971689
Get yourselves a mew, bro

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>>29964453

>>29971787
Which one is you?

>>29970613
I don't mind the bishounen much, but I do mind the pale ass pink ones. My boi got a nice soft cocoa dusting like the color of milky tea. Ain't too thin, ain't too rich. Ya get it?

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>>29971787
Fucking amazing, you guys rock

Now i want to get a skull grunt outfit. I'd do Guzma but my face would disgrace our boy, so grunt it is.

>>29970613
>unkempt vaguely-muscular thug who may or may not shower regularly

s-stop that

>>29972320
id rather be a grunt for guzma anyway

>>29969296
Aw dude, my heart

>>29971626
I'll try that, thanks!

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>>29972431
I think Skull is so loved by fans because they're not just an evil team. They're a family. And i wanna be part of it.

>>29972365
I'd rather grunt for Guzma

>>29971787
Damn! These are all so great!
that's also the best Guzma that I've seen.

>>29972654
l-lewd

>>29972699
what's lewd about workin under ya boi

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>>29972834
>grunting
>under him
this is getting out of hand

>>29971787
That Plumeria is a qt

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Hide your golf clubs, it's time for another guzman thread!

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>>29973041
But this one isn't on page 10 or anything.

>>29968864
That's his dad.

>>29972644
This. I really love the villain group this time around. Might be my favorite overall, actually.

>>29973261
That's how I feel. But seeing Guzma makes my heart skip happily, thus keeping me awake. Such a cutie pie.

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>>29973278
dont kill yourself staying up man

>>29973346
But I love him.

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>>29973359
and he'll be here for you to love in the morning

>>29973261
Sleep tight, boi

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>>29973393
Nights like these, I just wish I could be held in his arms
I'm pathetic. But you're right!

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>>29973455
youre not pathetic anon, youre just in love. rest easy

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>>29973483
Thank you. He is so adorable, and makes silly shades look so cool.
Good night!

how do i unlock him in the battle tree?

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>>29971787

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>>29973455
Just remember anon, you're not alone! Sweet Guzma dreams!

>>29973393
It's 7am and he is here and so am I.

>>29970984
I think Guzma is taller

imma snooze and dream of cute guzmas doing cute things

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>>29974022
Thank you! Sweet Guzma dreams to you too.
>>29974518
I need to do the same but am experiencing medical issues, so can't sleep until I repair myself

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reminder to wash your pokemon

>>29964436
> always weres black in the hot tropical sun
> broke af so you know he showers sparingly
but anon...
> tfw you will never taste Ya Bois sweaty armpits
;_;7

>>29973346
Creepy owl.

What if Hala and Alder are friends and Guzma gets a chance to meet him. After all, half of Alder's entry is bug type so they have something in common?

>>29976310
Guzma gets a nice larvesta as a gift from Alder before they leave Unova

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Btw, Larvesta looks like mixing of Lysandre and Guzma.

>>29973573
Shouldn't he be there automaticly?

>>29976570
nope, just some breeder and that's it

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>Sweaty Guzma covered in dirt, strings of Ariados webbing and patches of paint

These threads are doing things to me, and I'm not sure if I like it

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>>29976310
>>29976336

>Alder
He gets so much hate thrown his way for being the worst champion, but he's such a bro and he was actually one of my favorite champions. Still mad they replaced him as a champion.

I'd honestly love to see if Alder and Guzma would get along

>>29973573
Well I unlocked Super Singles and still don't have him.
Just a warning, singles seems harder than Maison's.

>>29976805
I want to take bath with him.

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cute bug

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>>29979052
Not anymore.

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>>29979582
Lusamine keeping his bug Pokemon as a hostage.

>>29964352
>>shouts at himself when he does something wrong
I always thought the 'what's wrong with you?!' was directed at the mc, it seemed also out of place, since right before he said that he tended to start with some fairly emotionally neutral statement right after losing the battle, such as 'you are pretty good', don't remember the exact quote.

>>29979602
GIVE HIM BACK HIS BUG YOU BITCH

>>29979653
nope, he says:
>'Guzma, what's wrong with you!'
after losing to the MC

>>29979602
>>29979582
is this going to end in sex?

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>>29979582
>>29979602
The delicious suffering begins.

>>29979602
boss is strong, he can get em back

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>>29979653
He does compliment you after you defeat him, but goes hard on himself.

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What's this?

>>29979602
>Pokemon looking tearfully at Guzma

I never asked for this.

>>29979758
Team Boss Adventures! This episode: Archie thinks he's hot shit!

Just imagine Guzma teaching proper Swagger to a newly caught Wimpod

>>29979758
Looks like other bosses are throwing a welcome party for Guzma.

>>29979690
>>29979729
Ok im blind lel

>>29979690
Dunno, there was only these 2 pages >>29979691
Yes.

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the asians seem to enjoy guzma memes as well

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>>29979960
Yes

>>29979960
Reminder that this happened
>>29163267

>>29980039
w-what happened

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>>29980039
What happened?

>>29980092
>>29980102
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/29163267/
Please use 4chan-x if you don't have it already

>>29980121
>>29980092
>Guzma ain't dun nothing wrong
>Guzma's a good boi!

>>29964534
>Micromania
>Pokemon Soleil et Lune sera disponible le 18 Novembre 2016

0/10

>>29980121
ahh yes the good guy guzma thread, truly a landmark in our short history

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>>29980121
Beautiful. Meme magic.

>>29980175
Fuck you too, Micromania.

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>>29980121
Ya meme boy is a good boy

>>29964527
I think that's most places. Better than the US anyway

>CPS is called, it's very clear the child is being beaten, but dad says Guzma just is in a lot of "rough Pokemon battles"
Nothing happens, but the kid next door who was allowed to play in the yard without a Pokemon is taken away from a loving home forever

or

>CPS does take him
>He ends up in a home that beats him, uses him as forced labor, and rapes him instead

Adult Guzma goes to a therapist
>he's contemplating suicide
>better break into his home and arrest him!

>>29980121
I-i don't trust sp00ky extensions

>>29980408
It's safe anon, you won't regret it. >>29980101
>Mimikyuu has same glasses as Guzma
Aaw

>>29980346
S-so there is no hope at all for him?

>>29965619
I think we can kind of assume there were prior issues because
>Guzma felt the need to run off
>His dad's response was physical violence, which is not a response out of nowhere (even if youre pissed af for your son running away)

>>29980462
you can help him anon, be his hope

>>29980346
>CPS does take him
>He ends up in a home that beats him, uses him as forced labor, and rapes him instead

So basically he ends up with Lusamine, then?

>>29980520
Yeah.
He calls you an idiot after you save him and Lusamine from Ultra Space.

No regrets.

>>29980408
I trust 4chan-x with my pass. Ccd0 is pretty based, I reported an issue on github and they fixed it within 48 hours.

>>29969771

This is /vp/ not /yourpersonalsafespace/

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>>29969993

>>29970469
I would but Im a poorfag.>>29970613 Agreed, I want masculine thuggish Guzma

>>29970816
I don't think anything from Alola is returning
I think it just turned out to be a lackluster anniversary game

BUT YA BOI WILL LIVE ON IN OUR HEARTS

>>29980761
>These are the only games that feature Guzma

It hurts, man. At least he is in the credits.

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>The game is out in Australia
>The game will be out in Japan within an hour
Prepare for the incoming fan art wave

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>>29980841
im hyped

>>29971689
GO, BE THE /VP/ AMBASSADOR!

YOU CANNOT MISS THIS OPPORTUNITY
YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS
IT WILL BE AN AMAZING TIME