With the mega speed buff considered, is waifudoge finally good?

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Links for stats?

>>29935526
www.google.com

>>29935526
same 65/150/65/115/65/115, but the new speed is taken into account on the turn it evolves, meaning that you don't have to protect the first turn

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>>29935137
Yes, waifu is the new meta

>>29935526
www.duckduckgo.com

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>>29935137
absol thread?

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>>29935981

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absol is crying

its still not fairy/dark so still ass

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>>29936277
That's Diancie's job.

>>29935137
still frail as fuck.

lol u want to fuck a dog or something? s mh

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>>29936414
It's not about fucking it, it's about sticking your hands in that giant mound of fur and relentlessly squeezing and ruffling it until you achieve fluff nirvana. Dogfuckers can go.

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>>29935137
I think it's best mon in competitive, bar none, and by competitive, I mean the competitive Floof tournament

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>>29937125
i want to hide my face in absol's giant neckbeard

>>29937125
sound's like you do want to fuck it but youre just in denial

>>29937350
but does it surpass flareon in floofyness?

>>29937439
>wanting to pet an animal means you want to fuck it

or maybe you hormone-driven autistic teenagers have problems seperating different kinds of affection

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>>29937443
that's why there are Floof tournaments, that's the whole point, to settle in a competitive floof league

>>29935137
The lack of tutor moves might hurt it.

>>29937507
woah now no need to turn on the projector buddy

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>>29937516
This needs to be real, get on it Game Freak

It's still outclassed by both Bisharp and Weavile.

>>29936358
Why Diancee only?

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>>29936358
>he doesn't want to bully Absol until it cries

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>>29938790
Diancie cries so the rest of us don't have to.

>See an Absol out in your yard
>Feed it
>The next day an earthquake hits and your wife is paralyzed
>The absol returns the next day
>Beat its legs to a pulp with a bat

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>>29939348
>Absol doesn't cause disaster it predicts
>PREDICTS
now you're gonna get fucking beat by everyone in the thread
0/10 made me reply

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So what sort of horrific pokedex entry will Mega-Absol get?

Unrelenting pain?
Loss of control?
Insanity?

>>29939590

Causes disasters.

>>29939590
I'd think extreme paranoia from being able to sense disasters from a multiplied range.

>>29939523

Simple fact is if one shows up something bad will happen. It has to pay the price.

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>>29939590
No one knows why it gets wings, it just does, the wings don't even have any bones in them, so they can't be used to fly, what's even the point in them? Well... they look pretty I guess.

Absols mega description basically just says its hair gets frizzy. The wings are just extra floofy hair

Didn't Serena have a mega absol

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This is my favorite.

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>>29939715
Harbinger of misfortune -> Guardian angel

The SM Pokedex says that the "wings" aren't functional, just extended hair.

>>29935137
It's still as defensive as a wet condom but at least it can revenge kill shit without having to dance around with a nerfed Sucker Punch.

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>>29937350
the fuck out of here

>>29939710
This has been debunked. It shows up to warn people of disaster, which you dumb white people conflated with it bringing disaster.

>tfw you'll never be superior Indian Pokerace

Better question, what Megas are helped or hurt by this, and to what extent?

>>29941445
Sableye got hurt. No more prankster on the first turn.

>>29941471
Conversely, is Banette brought out of the scrap heap by this?

Hopefully the speed buff on megas saves it a little

>>29941384
>White people

Fuck off back to rebbit shit skin

>>29941580
Yes

>>29941384
POO

>>29941445
garchomp, heracross, sableye hurt
everything else buffed or unchanged

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I'M A WALKING DISASTER