Oh no!

About the same life, a dustox-human hybrid isn't that much different to a human right?

Life's basically the same thing but I have cool-ass armblades.
Sweet.

>>29931497
>>29931507
bugfuggers

>>29931458

>Scrafty

So now I'm just a nigger then. Ok.

I went from being a skinny fucking need to being half Machamp. I'm probably better off.

>>29931536
Who said I fugged it, I just like Dustox anon. Don't tell me you're projecting something.

>>29931536
I was talking about Gallade. Don't assume my pokesexuality.

>>29931458
>I'm 6.2
>Nidoking is like 4ft
HOW TALL AM I? I DON'T WANT TO BE SIZE BULLIED

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sweaty fat furfags want to fug me now

>>29931619
Around 5.1 I guess. But if that gives you hope, your Nidoking might be taller.

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>Tapu Koko
Well I guess I go be an island deity or something.

>>29931617
>implying Gallade is not a bug

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>mfw now I'll know exactly when I'll die
Oh boy, I can't wait.

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>tfw your dick finally becomes average size.
Hey bebe

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Being prehistoric Will make me retarded? Who cares! I'm fast now!

>>29931847
>>>/pol/
you pathetic neonazis make me sick and have shit taste in pokemon

>>29932137
>???

>>29931458
>superposed
Is that a jojo reference?

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finally

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>>29932163
It even has the same filename. Now I'll forever attribute this abortion of a Pokemon with the shithole that is /pol/.

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>>29932172
It means if you merge with a male pokemon and you are a male you remain a male. In the case of a female you would go full herm. With genderless you become a nullo

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great

Ever seen The Fly? You don't want to. You REALLY don't want to do this!

>>29932132
H-he's fast!

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>>29931458
>Porygon-Z
DATABASE, DATABASE, JUST LIVIN IN THE DATABASE

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hot

>>29932773
monke

>>29933734
DIK

>Decidueye
I am truly the Owlboy.
time to be incompetent at absolutely everything and then die in a really dumb way i guess

>Politoed.
I can now indulge my vore fetish.
Unless my face stays human, which would just make me sad.