why all the ubs so fucking terrifying?

>>29925308
They're all pretty cute once you seem them in refresh, 2bh.

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Design choices.
They are designed to seem rather unnatural and alien, while having silly inspirations.

>>29925314
B-but, I haven't played the games yet so i wouldn't know. But why are they all so big, well, most? Has that been explained yet?

don't call the mods

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>>29925308
Should've posted this things size. A exeggutor is just goofy with the long neck, but this thing. Their cute once you get them, but the concepts themselves are weird. I like it.

>>29925308
How big is the steel bamboo waifu?

>>29925308
your heights are shit

>>29925365
The official HQ artwork pic for this hasn't been released yet.

>>29925371
Like 30 feet if I recall. Bamboo waifu is HUGE

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>>29925308
How the fuck are you measuring Guzzlord? It makes no sense to measure it from toe to top of the arms. It should be toe to top of head, which makes it much bigger.
>>29925371
Got you covered

>>29925343
so pokemon?

>>29925371
enough to satisfy your mum. nuff said

>>29925455
>incineroar
>5'11
kek manlet detected

>>29925455
>It should be toe to top of head, which makes it much bigger.
Really? Shit, even more terrifying
Can't wait to see how they go about showing these things in the movies or even the anime

>>29925455
wheres golisopod you fuckwit

>>29925514
>watching anime and anime movies
18+

>>29925522
Middle column. Upper portion.

>>29925534
>not watching anime and anime movies
Wyd?

>>29925538
well you should color your columns next time

>>29925522
>being blind

>>29925571
Really, nigger?
Someone took time out of their day to organize and compile this list and the thing you complain about is it not being colored?
I'm not joking when I say this, but you have to be 18+ to post here.

>>29925571
Fuck your pride. Learn to read better.

>>29925455
>Dhelmise
So is that when it is stretched out or is it just a fuckhuge cargoship anchor.

>>29925601
its actually not that helpful if it strains your eyes

>>29925602
fuck your weight list, your mum should be listed

>>29925637
underage please leave

>>29925644
>d-do I fit in yet guise
nice argument

>>29925657
>fuck your weight list, your mum should be listed
>implying this is an argument in the first place
Learn to read, I'll give you a final (You) so hopefully you will shut up you blind entitled faggot

>>29925673
No one cares, learn how to make a proper list you fucking sub human.

>>29925308
Do you have the full image?

>>29925514
Remember the anime sizes and the game sizes don't always match.

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>>29925637
I'll do you one good kiddo, before life hits you like a truck.

Now you're gonna like this ugly yellow and deal with it!

>>29925455
>Wishiwashi
>26'11"
>173.3lbs
This is Wailord levels of ridiculous

>>29925756
It's hollow inside. Just like Wailord.

>>29925756
Considering that solo Wishwashi weighes 0.3 kg it kinda makes sense.

>>29925308
Only terrifying one is Lighting nigger hits like a freight train when you're trying to catch him jesus shit

But yeah, like many have said they're all pretty cute once they're your pals. Bamboo waifu is moe, Kartana is a cute little thing that could cut you and the city you live in half at the slightest movement.

>>29925455
>250 kg of sand
holy shit

>>29925308
>Glass jellyfish with mind control poison
>Not terrifying
Nihilego's the worst out of them all.

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>>29925717
I do anon, but the actual image is way too big and the image limit for /vp/ is 4 MB so I'm not able to post the full pic.
But here's a resized image of the whole thing. UBs fixed as per anon's request

>>29925455
>>29925822
On the other hand he is probably measured with his mouth closed. So I believe the measurement from the top of the hands might actually be more accurate.

>>29925977
I don't get your reasoning.
If it is 5.5m when the mouth is closed then it would be even larger with it open, not smaller.

>>29926113
You're right. I got everything backwards. Damn, this thing is huge.

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>>29925822
>Guzzlord using his pincer tentacles to eat an Alolan Exeggutor

Does anybody have the full lenght image? Seems highly interesting!

>>29925822
That Rimbombee is way too big, it's like 2/3 the size of Fomantis.

>>29926191
The game tells you they're actually tongues.

>>29925822
Why are so many Pokemon so small? Come to think of it, Pokemon in general are usually small, why is that?

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>>29925822
MFW the sizes are made accurate in the next game like they were in colosseum

>>29925609
We are assuming when stretched currently.

>>29925822
Upload it somewhere else and post the link please

>>29926525
won't happen unless they move to the switch.

>>29926496
The Japanese are small in general, the pokemon are 'pocket monsters' so shortness was implied, and they're meant to be large to children which means they don't need to be all that big.

>>29925822
Zygarde VS Guzzlord movie when?
And it ends with them being buds.

>>29926441
>>29926625
Here ya go anons. Have fun
Post on imgur
rEguh1r (DOT) jpg
Caution: Really quite huge in size

>>29926441
Noted.
If you guys see any other mistakes I might've made, I'm open for suggestions.

Also, still waiting for every single Alolan Pokemon's HQ pics to be released before I finally update it by dex number.

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>>29925365
holy shit

>>29925822
Why hasn't anyone uploaded ones with Kartana and Celesteela? Or is it more the fact they dont have the best art for it yet?

>>29926788
Yeah
The only official "art" we have of them are from the leaked game and they're very small. It'll look very pixilated
Also, they haven't been officially revealed by Nintendo yet, unlike UB03 and UB05

>>29926496
Most pokémon are child-sized.

>>29925822
zygarde is a fucking manlet among legends

>>29926496
>pocket monsters

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>buzzbro finally found a new world to show off his massive gains
>people treat him like a monster

Poor buzzbro, i just want to hug him and tell him how aesthetic he is ;_;

>>29926885
That's what refresh is for.

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>>29926885

>>29926930
SUCC

>>29926930
>Guzzlord won't eat everything I give him

FUCKING
DROPPED

>>29926496
I think it's just more so that this gen houses so many fucking huge Pokemon so most of the other ones seem small in comparison

Alola not only imitates is origin state, but also the BMI of its inhabitants

>>29926885
I just want to see him ravage Chicken-chan
Porn when

>>29926930
eww wtf?
big and muscular and also sucks?

>>29926813

we also have their art in shitty-as-usual-quality corocoro photos.

>>29925308
haven't been here since the game leaked
what was the deal with UB'S?

>>29927061
>I avoided spoilers for a week and half just to spoil myelf at last second.

>>29927080
Don't actually care about spoilers m8.
Left just as the game got leaked, didn't even know it happened.
Go on, tell me everything.

Nihilego is the most terrifying out of all of them

>>29927096
they are pokemon from a different dimension that are bathed in immense energy called "beast boost" when they pass through the portals.

it's unlikely that they have malicious intent, they are just like wild pokemon

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>>29927116
Thanks senpai

>>29925455
>Mudsdale
>Cosmoem
>A-Exeggutor
>Zygarde 100%
>Guzzlord
>Celesteela
Fuckin' heavy Generation

>>29926849
Did anything go right for this Pokemon?

>>29925534
>he says on a site most well known for being spooky, /b/ and anime
>he says while on the board dedicated to pokemon
Ironic isnt it

>>29927015
True. But I cba to crop and cut-out and edit those images. I'll wait for official ones

>>29927187
Just so you know we don't actually have HQ art of Buzzwole or Pheromosa either.
Due to their reveal being such a mess they were never uploaded to the press site, so they are only on the ones currently in use are lower quality and cropped too. For Buzzwole it doesn't matter much but our current Pheromosa art is atrocious.

Not telling you to change anything, just venting about how those two were skipped when it comes to HQ art.

>>29927127
Guzzlord explicitly killed someone before, UB-01 is a parasite that acts like meth but this meth is like meth that went super saiyan and a single dose wrecks ya.

>>29927236
Forgot to mention that too.
Although the ones I found were still official images and were big enough for me to edit them in the pic, so I guess why not? Even if they both were in LQ

Either way, will still update once everything is fully revealed

Thanks for the heads up

What's the earliest you can get an ultra beast?

>>29927640
Right after you stop tripfagging, faggot

>>29927258
Whoa whoa whoa... Where does it say this?

>>29926930
/fit/, the pokemon

>>29925308
cause Cthulu

>>29927258
must be the blue stuff

>>29925455
How is Mudsdale so fucking heavy?

>>29929415
it's made of mud

>>29925522
>>29925538
It seems that you are, in fact, the fuckwit.
>>29925571
Not very good at taking responsibility for your fuck ups I see? It's not his fault you're blind. You should thank him for making it to begin with and apologize to him for insulting him unjustly. You won't though, because you're obviously a child that probably even speaks that way to his own parents. You're not a mistake and a fuck up though, right? They just don't "get you" I'll bet. Pathetic.

>>29929415
Mudsdale is one of the few pokémon of decent size with an actually realistic weight.

>>29929415
Its legs are covered in dry mud, adding extra weight to it, also i read somewhere that the horse it's based on is just as big and heavy

>>29926849
He looks pretty big for a humanoid legendary.

>>29925455
>Golisopod is 6'07

Holy fuck

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>>29925751
>Minior: 1'00

wtf I love minior now

>>29930254
Its gonna die.

>>29925347
M

>>29925347
MODS

>>29925502
That's pretty damn tall for a Pokémon, most are around four feet

That makes him considerably taller than the likes of machamp and lucario

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>>29925308
i think the best part about Kartana is how its like 7 inches tall literally napoleon syndrome

>>29926849
>Zygarde - 15 feet
>Palkia - 13 feet
>Groudon - 11 feet

not really