Why is Zubat a poison type? Bats aren't venomous.

Mice aren't electric.

>>29923993
Did you really come from /v/ just to post this.

>>29923993
It's not a bat though. It's a Zubat. Try and keep up here.

>>29924005
/thread

why is arcanine fire cats aren't fire

cows aren't normal

>>29923993
Since when is Zubat a bat? Did you really have to stop playing Pokemon Go to post this?

>>29924046
I think you might be even more retarded than OP.

>>29924028
>arcanine
>cat

>>29923993

weed aint venomous either

>>29924046
>Zhu-Bat
It's right in its name, it's a chinese bat.

why squirtle water? turtle is land. tortoise water.

>>29924089
It's toxic to a productive and moral society.

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>>29924085
it's clearly a lion-tiger hybrid you dingus since when do dogs have stripes or manes

>>29924090
It's a Pokemon.

>>29924090

i thought it was meant to be a zoo like those purpose bred animals they put in zoos

>>29924090
>Chinese bat
>It's poison because of all the pollution
DEEPEST LORE

Why is Onix a rock-type? Onix isn't a rock.

>>29924028
arcanine is a mythical creature

>>29923993
bats do carry rabies, though, like a large percentage
they aren't dangerous but if one ever bites you get a shot to be safe

>>29924119
That's why it's called Arfeline.

Wait...

>>29924190
no you dummy, it's not ar-canine. it's a combination arcane and nine, the nine being in reference to the fact that cats have nine lives.

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>>29924134
Oh shit!

>>29924200
Bait

>>29924119
It's a Dog you fucking dolt!

No felid ever to exist has a dog like snout.

>>29924200
>evolves from Growlithe - the puppy pokemon
>evolves into arcane+canine
>based on the mythical Haetae dog

inb4 just pretending to be retarded

>>29924200
no you are wrong

>>29924168
It's only about 1%.
Even so, 90% of cases where humans catch rabies can be traced to bats. Though, that's only about 2 cases per year.

>>29924236
yeah okay lol then why is it burning like a phoenix, a phoenix with nine lives in fact

>>29924227
my dad has worked in felids for six years bub

>>29924249
>J-j-j-just pretending lol xD
Okay kid, go to bed.

>>29924255
your shit "arcanine is a dog for real guys" theory is the only thing that needs to be put to rest here.

>>29924249
My father studies religion... does that mean I know anything about religion? No it doesn't.

Also I will say yet again, there is no felid in history to have a long dog-like snout.

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>>29924285
oh yeah well this is a paki cletus get fisted kid

>>29924301
Pakicetus is a cetacean, it's more closely related to whales than cats.

>>29924319
>believing the zoologist jew
>2016

yeah thanks (((norp)))

>>29924279
holy shit how can you be so fucking dense, all this proof throw in your face and you still say that it's a cat. This is fucking funny thanks for making my day

>>29924279
>Growlithe is the puppy Pokemon
>Arcane + Canine
>Dog snout
>Based off komainus and haetaes, mythical dogs with lion and tiger features
>"Its magnificent BARK conveys a sense of majesty."; From the pokedex

The one who started this whole thing here...

I will admit, Arcanine likely takes inspiration from the "lion-dogs" of Chinese lore similarly to Entei, but I remain firm that its body type is that of a canine.

But even so, trying to compare cats to phoenixes is where I draw the line.

>>29924336
phoenix and feline have the same latin route of feel which means cat. it's why felix the cat is named as such, as a dual nod to both

>>29924333
puppy in lapitan means cat and given sun/moon is set in hawaii which has had presence of lapitan pottery and thus lapitan culture this is most relevant

already dismissed the thoroughly erroneous canine/dog connection

already brought up the snout solution

if they're mythical that means they're not even real i might as well just draw you a picture that validates all my arguments

cats can bark also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps

>>29924361
felix. seriously. I know you're a troll, but ya made me post anywhay. Felix, latin for happy. and similar to feline. story about happy cat.

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>this bait worked

>>29924411
>puppy in lapitan means cat and given sun/moon is set in hawaii which has had presence of lapitan pottery and thus lapitan culture this is most relevant
Puppy in English means a Dog that is yet to reach sexual maturity.
Additionally Sun/Moon's setting doesn't mean anything to a generation 1 Pokémon.

>already brought up the snout solution
Solution? All you brought up was an early cetacean and you even misspelled it's name.

At least try.

>>29924416
nope my collins italian-english dictionary says it means lucky try again doggo shill

>>29924451
why the fuck do you think about dogs reaching sexual maturity you queermo lol i guess norp should rename himself to norpedo because he's on the red rocket train lol

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Baits and baited : The Thread

>>29924460
Your insults fail to do anything but make me laugh.
Given I am the one man you can't figure out how to make up a bullshit argument against, you resort to insults worse than that of a fourth grader.

>>29924486
joke's on you bucko i passed fourth grade back when i was 18 years old.

>>29924469
I'm not sure whether to feel sorry I did this or sit here in amusement.

I still need to adapt, it seems.

>>29924497
Wow! You must have an IQ of 9.8 billion.

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>>29924512
iq doesn't even go that high. who's the spack now, 14m88?

>>29924529
Technically there is no upper limit to a human's IQ.

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>>29924563
no limit to how much of a homo one can be as well judging by your gay ass lol

>>29924570
Oh no I was called gay... I guess I have to fucking castrate myself and suffocate on my nuts.

>>29924587
remember to livestream it.

>>29924601
(Insert excuse here)

>>29924640
(insert my dick in your're mum and your're dumb paki cletus)

>>29924663
Oh dear god... you're British.
This is why you're so dumb.

And 50% of brits don't know that milk comes from cows.

>>29924698
Funnily, I was thinking you're the Brit here. Although I suppose you could well still be one, and could just hate your own kind a lot. Anyway, I think a Pokemon based on a pakicetus would be really neat want to ERP I'm the hyper muscle Lucario male found here https://www.chatzy.com/FurrySex

So why is it called Krabby if mine has a jolly nature?

>>29924873
>Catch a Primeape.
>It has a Calm nature.

>>29924107
I actually do my job better when I'm high. I have to make a bunch of very minute exact adjustments that would otherwise frustrate the hell out of me when I'm sober and make it harder for me to focus. When I'm high (not stoned but just a little high) it's easier for me to keep breathing and focus on my movements. Everything in moderation bud.

>>29925060
>Catch primeape
>Realize it's actually a cat pig hybrid and not an ape, and the ape actually means "A Pig -Eline"; a pig feline.

>>29924570
Lol fucking rekt
>>29924587
Shut up homo XDDDDD

>>29925154
Samefag.

>>29925154
Oh no!!! I was rekt!

Yeah calling someone gay isn't a burn... it's just a statement that is false eight out of ten times.

You seriously look like you are the average nine year old.

>>29925185
yes but it's correct 1/1 times for norps or should i say norpedophile because there is a proven connection between homosexuality and being a pedophile

Why is Sandshrew ground type? It's not the ground.

>>29925201
because sandshrews are used for grounding coffee beans, a task they're well suited for due to their rough hides and biggy diggy claws. sandslashes even more so.

>>29924119
>Ar-CANINE

It's literally in the name, it's a dog. Isn't growlithe just a puppy?

>>29925239
Oh look what we have here, boys, another doggo shill.

Arcane. Nine. Nine lives. Phoenix. Cat.

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>>29925195
>Saying "before sexual maturity" = pedophile

I think you were in a tragic car accident and the contents your entire fucking cranial cavity were crushed in the impact.

>>29925280
No, I was born this way. They all think I'm beautiful just the way I am, thank you very much. Sometimes my nurse even jerks me off to put me to sleep when I am flailing and mewling too much in the night. Shit is so cash.

>>29923993
Simple. Dark type didn't exist yet. They should've been retconned but it may have been too drastic of a change...

There has been some overlap with Poison and Dark types before.
Arbok uses the patterns on its body to scare and intimidate its foes.
Umbreon secretes a poisonous sweat. Scrafty spits poison at its enemies.