It's Primarina...she's......she's using "that"

Best Z move

>>29921556

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LEND HER YOUR ENERGY, /VP/ !

>>29921556
That spirit bomb z move is great

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>>29921636
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>>29921556
>she

>>29921676
>has

>>29921641
Why is Decidueye's so boring, lads? He even looks bored doing it.

>>29921668
Dude... What happened to your spine?

super sayian with the shiny's blonde hair.

Need a draw friend to have her use it against mewtwo/mewtwo x

>>29921680
no

>>29921694
>penis

How are inceneroar and owlfuck's z moves? primarina is fucking amazing

why does her z move have higher base power than the other two?

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>>29921636

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>>29921721
Because it's Water-type.

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>>29921745

>>29921721
cause (s)he's the best starter.

>>29921685
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>>29921721
Where can you find the base powers?

>>29921694
>style

>>29921758
I love you

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>>29921758

The bow at the end ruins it, prove me wrong.

>>29921879
Anon please the bow and the rain that follows is fabulous.

Now pass her Water Bubble in a doubles match and watch that thing wreck shit up. Feels good man.

>>29921879
>ruins
Literally the perfect way to end it. The entire spirit bomb was just part of her performance. Singing is Primarina's gimmick, after all. Even the pokedex makes note that you have to take care of her throat.

>>29921908
>>29921941
Yeah but why would a dumb seal know how to bow like an opera singer?
The problem with all three starters is that they're too human.

>>29921941
>Even the pokedex makes note that you have to take care of her throat.
>rubbing her throat is actually her favorite spot in pokemon refresh

woah

>>29921982
You do realize that every pokemon is "too human" all of them display intelligence far above a normal animal.

>>29921982
Pokemon are intelligent. The "pokemon are animals" meme is pure headcsnon

>>29921982
It's fucking pokemon

>>29921982
>why would a dumb seal know how to bow like an opera singer?

Pokemon are actually very intelligent. Some even way more than humans

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>>29922016
It's not just intelligence though is it. They're humanoid, they act smug and flick their hair and clap and bow.
Other pokemon don't do that shit. They're just animals smart enough to follow orders.
In fact, humanlike intelligence is very rare, noted by the fact that pokemon like Lapras and Mewtwo specifically mention it in their pokedex entries.

>>29922045
>only starters act smug

Alolan meowth says hi

This is like a Final Fantasy summons attack

>>29922058
>Gen VII
Wow good job.

>>29921719
Incineroar summons a big wrestling ring, jumps on the turnbuckle and does flying press move on the opponent, causing a huge explosion.

Decidueye summons a bunch of arrows and leads them into the opponent.

>>29921721
Maybe to try and make up for having the worst signature move?

>>29922045
They are at least smart enough to follow orders in apparently high detail. Smarter than real pets for sure. They also got fairly humanlike expressions except for those who can't emote (like certain bug types that have no eye expressions, except a few like joltik or so)

>>29922045
If gf could actually animate competently I guarantee you all pokemon would emote like that.

>>29921636
\o/
I feel like it's 2002 again

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>>29922045
>why do the starters get more attention to detail than the 219238719837 other pokemon in the dex ?!

>>29922079
You mean if they could remove all the animalistic designs and replace them with fursuits.

>>29922089
You're a sucker who can't punch

>>29922105
Nope. Pokemon in the anime always nod, smile, laugh etc. Even the more animalistic designs.

>>29922003
>>29922009
>>29922016
What i never got is if pokemon are so smart, why the shit can't they learn English? or 日本語, whatever, any human language? I mean that meowth shit in the anime is like the only time, well there's probably been more in the anime but fuck the anime lore.

Idk, you'd think they could learn in the games or something. at least SOME pokemon..isn't alakazam supposed to have 10 billion IQ or some shit, pick up a copy of Anki you fucking spoon faggot

>>29922129
Well there's some like Jirachi or Diancie. They seem to understand humans just fine...maybe they don't have suitable vocal cords?

>>29922129
>isn't alakazam supposed to have 10 billion IQ
That just makes him incredibly autistic.
Regular 200 IQ autistic humans have trouble speaking properly, so Alakazam is fucked.

>>29922129
I assume their vocal cords literally cannot reproduce human speech. That's why they use telepathy. They clearly understand human language and speak it when using telepathy.

>>29922129
Biology. A bug's mouth couldn't make the same sounds our own mouths can.

Also the pokedex is a shit

>>29922129
Chatot can replicate human speech, via the worst gimmick in any pokemon game to date.

Wait that's not a giant sage mode rasengan?

>>29922194
Same shit really, but spirit bomb came first fucking narutards reeee etc

>>29922045
>gen 1, dead animals
>gen 2, more dead animals
>gen 3, who some are getting animated
>gen 4, even more animated
>gen 5. even more animated
>gen 6, even more animated
>gen 7, even more animated

It's a thing in the past.

>>29922214
*Whoa

fuck

>>29922214
>gen 8, Primarina literally on your bed irl speaking full fluent English

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>>29922114
Nothing means nothing!
Nothing mean nothing, man.
I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. I'm justifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah. Macho Madness, yeah has got more to offer than Smogon thinks that I got yeah and let me tell you something right now, cards stacked against the Macho Cat Incineroar Savage and let me say it yeah, let me say it out loud and let me point to the President of the Smogon Federation, The Macho Cat Incineroar Savage is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the Smogon Federation and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Primarina you know that I'm the cream of the crop!

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>>29922194
You rang?

as someone who went litten, fuck do i regret it. torracat is awesome, but incineroar is awful.

definitely going popplio for my moon playthrough.

>>29922193
>tfw unable to use gimmick in later gens
>can't abuse it with saying dirty things
>tfw it loses the ability to confuse

>>29922252
Knock it off...oh wait you can't do that either despite being a heel

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>>29922313
Outside interference, yeah. In my moment of glory! Yeah. And now I'm living in a nightmare. And I am the cream. And now, not only the Smogon belt must fall but, The World Video Game Championship belt! Because Primarina yeah, I am the cream, yeah, the cream of the crop. And there is no-one that does it better than the Macho Cat Incineroar Savage! On balance, off balance, doesn't matter. I'm better than you are, yeah and I'm talking everyone in the World Pokemon Federation. And I'm even talking to Ken Sugimori, yeah. I'm on my way and nothing is gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me.

>>29921719
Incineroar's is great, but misnamed. Fuck the localization team.

Decidueye's is alright. Kinda boring compared to the other two, but some might appreciate its simplicity.

I'm gonna do a dramatic reading of those Randy Savage style posts tomorrow because they're fantastic and i just don't have time tonight but hopefully they get saved in the archive

>>29922623
Its literally galatica knight's sword rain attack. I've seen that shit hundreds of times

>>29921556
This is the most hilarious, adorable thing and I love it.

> Lets her hair down
> Stands up
> Sings to create a bubble
> Caaaaarefully pushes it over to the opponent
> Raises her arms and belts out a tune, bubble explodes everywhere
> Takes a bow while it rains

10/10

>>29922859
I liked that you (the trainer) orchestrate the explosion, too

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giantess mallow when

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Who gives a shit about the Z-moves?
Chicken-chan dancing is cute. CUTE.

>>29921982

Shut up, you nitpicky cry baby.

>>29922958

I can't believe the names are not released

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>>29923107
She will be called Chicken-chan forever, real name or not.

>>29921556
The bubble floats over a bit too slowly and the explosion is disappointing. I wish it was flashier.

All three starter Z-Moves are lackluster.

>>29922623
>Incineroar's is great, but misnamed. Fuck the localization team.
THIS

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>>29923162
>too slowly
No.

>all of them are just boring OHKO moves
FUCK OFF

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>>29921982

>>29921721

This >>29922074 is probably why. Sparkling Aria is what, 40 BP? Oceanic Operetta is making up for it even though she should have had a Fairy signature move instead of Water

I'd have preferred if Incineroar's Z Move had the trainer toss in a steel chair for Incineroar to bash the opponent's head in.

>>29922897
Never. If you put your dick in a giant, there's no tightness. Really bad choice of fetish.

>>29923267
It's 90bp I thought.

>>29922129
If the anime is any indication, thier brains are advanced yet limited. Meowth gave up his 4th move slot for the ability to speak English.

It's also worth noting that for all intents and purposes, Pokemon DO speak. The name saying/growling is basically treated as another language

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>>29922244
There's an audience for this

>>29921684
What did you expect from worst starter?

>>29923267
90 BP, so it kind of makes sense in that way as well. Her signature move does more damage than Incineroar's (85 BP) and Decidueye's (80 BP).

But yeah I agree that it should have been a Fairy move. GF forced water moves on Primarina way too hard. And it healing burns is more detrimental than helpful. Seems to me they tried harder to 'nerf' Primarina than they did the other starters.

>>29922623
Yeah, a moonsault is a backflip/body slam off of the ropes. Incineroar's Z-move is just it cannonballing the opponent. NoA needs to get their shit together and not just because Pyroar -> Incineroar

>>29923329
Is that a question or a statement?

>>29921556
>>29921636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiHu_wmZT-o

>>29923329
There's people that want to fuck a bara fire wrestler cat, does people wanting to fuck a prettied up singing seal really surprise you?

not to mention floods of lopunny and braixen fans

>>29923357
Don't forget Brionne.

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>>29923376
That little slut

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>>29923376
>implying you wouldn't stick your dick in this throat

>>29923273
This tbqh desu. They could have had so much more of the personality shown in the concept art. When Incineroar cocks his eyebrow and smirks in the Z Move animation it looks so great but then he just...jumps on the other guy. No personality like Primarina has in her flourishes

Don't get me started on the complete lack of personality in Decidueye's anomation

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>>29921908
Did you notice how the sound of the rain sounds a bit like clapping?

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>>29923478
oh shi

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>>29923478
Oooh.

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>>29923478
Subtle....real subtle GF

I feel like these moves should have been like Flying Press, it'd be a cool gimmick to justify using the starters over other things.

>>29923478
And the rain drops are like crowds throwing flowers to the performer on stage.

>>29922045
dex entries are shit made to laugh at autists that take them seriously