let's have another guzma thread

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>>29915288
Sorry, I was away for a while, OP. I'll contribute!

>>29915288
I think it's funny that his Golisopod uses Swords Dance because I can chase it away!

how do you get to Guzma in Po Town?

I love how Guzma paints all the Bugfags as the autistic manchildren they are who go insane because they picked a shitmon type

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>>29916378
Cute! I want one.

>>29916341
By pretending to be retarded.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KWYaj79w8iA

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>>29916699
I am about to watch. You have made me a happy grilled cheese

>>29916660
Wow... I.. Thanks!

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>>29916756
I don't get it.

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>>29917073
>>29917051
>>29917030
>>29917002

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>>29917221
Last one.

>>29917221
>Player keeps in Crabrawler and uses Power-Up Punch
>He then uses a fucking Z-Move

but why

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>>29917253
I lied.
1/2

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>>29917282
2/2

>>29917282
what youtube channel has this video?

>>29916699
Guzma's team feels like Heracross should be there.

>>29917332
Look at >>29916699

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>you will never be in team skull
>you will never listen to ya boy complain when he gives up smoking
>you will never suggest to him to try lollipops to help curb his cravings
>guzma will never throw a fit, telling you that a big bad boss like him wouldn't be seen DEAD with a lollipop before telling you to scram
>you will never catch him sucking on a lollipop a few days later
>you will never see him try to explain himself and get all embarrassed

>>29917417
This is too adorable! I imagine he has a sweet tooth.

>>29917417
>that pic
Guzma pleases Lusamine for money!

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>>29917737
I'll be waiting

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>>29917768
Not as good as the other screens. Well... it is as good as the other screens, since Guzma is in it!

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battered and bruised goose ):

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Got lazy with the pose, but hopefully this is decent art of ya' boy.

>>29917310
I noticed this in the text dump three or four times and thought it might have been a misattributed line -- but it's not? He just starts yelling at himself in the third person when he loses? That's weird, Guzma.

>>29918333
This poor sweet boy. Let me nurse him back to health.
>>29918341
Oh yay, you finished it! Arms open for a hug from me. But ffffffdfguhcgg I love it! Handsome bug boi.

>>29918375
I saw two other battles and he says the same thing. He gets flustered and curses himself aloud. I want to calm him down and kiss his cheek.

>>29918341
gj anon, very cute
>>29918375
do we know the lines beforehand? he couldve been asked his name.
>"who are you again?"
>"guzma! whats wrong with you?!"
no?

>>29918441
It happens after you beat him. He has a small freak-out and says it to himself.

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>>29918521
oh, what a goofy boy

So is it pronounced like Guzma or "Guzma"?

>>29918441
Yeah, he does it three or four times immediately after losing, not in response to anything anyone said. One of them is like "Guzma! This result didn't change either!" and it made me laugh because it's got the horrible, stilted feeling of a literal translation that should have been edited out.

>>29918604
The katakana indicates 'Gu' sounding like 'goo', but I still pronounce it like the u in guzzle because that was my first conclusion and I think it sounds better.

>>29918604
second one
>>29918606
i kinda like it desu

>>29918606
Freaking cute, why does he keep getting more cute than before?

>>29918333
:(

>>29917634
The way he walks is kinda hot.

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>>29920587
So sleepy, but I gotta keep the ball rolling.

>>29917655
thats clearly a mans hairy-knuckled fingers you dipshit

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>>29920620
Almost dozed off, but I'm determined! Imagine Guzma with bedhead. A sleepy Guzma.
>>29920865
Coulda meant someone associated with Lusamine is the money dealer?

>>29918333
Nice trips
Abused guzma gets me hard everytime

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>>29920918
I want to take a shower with Guzma, and experience how awkward it'd be to stand together since he's so big. But it isn't bad because my face would be buried against his chest area. I would fall asleep right there.

How many battles does it take to scout Guzma?

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>>29920994
It'd be bad to fall asleep next to him. Waking up would be difficult because Guzma is warm and soft. He would make me feel like there's warm things in this world. I would just snuggle up next to him and fall asleep to his heart beat.

>>29921052
Over 9000

Nekroguzma when

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>>29921065
I want drunk Guzma to pin me against a wall and tongue kiss me while his leg is... okay nevermind. Just imagine how you want with the rest

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>>29921202
Cutie pue Cutiefly he is a cutie.

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>>29921268
I mistyped I meant CUTIE PIE.
I want to kiss his neck

>>29921319
how much does a cutiefly cost mr. boi?

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>>29921351
I would pay the boi in a hug and kiss, or let him decide.

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>>29921379
Wish I were in Gladion's place. Feel Guzma's hot breath and the heat of his body

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>>29921506
Silly cute Guzma

>>29920994
>>29921065
>>29921202
STOP MAKING ME LUST AFTER A FICTIONAL CHARACTER GODDAMMIT

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>>29921527
Silly cute hot sexy Guzma.

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>>29921541
This train has no brakes, I'm sorry to say.
>>29921543
I want Guzma to moan and breathe in my ear when we fug. And we have to try to be quiet because it is public sex in a couple of shrubs on a public beach. But he can't keep quiet and that makes me not be quiet. People think it's just a couple of Crabrawlers fighing or something.

>>29921541
too late, youre gay now.

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>>29921621
I can't keep awake. I'm getting too perverted, I'm sorry. I will leave for now before I write a porno out.

Please post more Guzma. And good night.

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Keep away from children

Hello Draws

>>29915288
He looks kinda adorable in that screenshot.

In general, I have not seen a Pokemon guy getting this much attention before.

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Conversations with Guzdad in KOR versions -

I'm glad that (my) child left for (his) journey, but he shouldn't run off without telling (his parents that he's leaving).
So I was thinking "I will punish him when he comes back!"
But he (Guzma) came back beaten up hard (possibly by Chicken-chan in pokemon battles).

and yes there are bent &broken golf clubs in the house

>>29923165
Aaw. They don't explain the broken golfs clubs, just mention that they are bend and broken?

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Guzma was a mistake. I don't care about other characters as much I care for him. What is happening to me?

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(KOR ver.) More interesting things in Guzhome -

Picture on the bookshelf : Big (the word is subtle. It means 'tall and bulky (but not muscular or fat)') boy is holding his island challenge symbol proudly.

Trophies in Guzroom : have some dust on them.

Guzzmom gives Chicken-chan Swagger TM : She says Guzma teached the move to his pokemons and won many trophies.

Album in the bookshelf : It looks like nobody has ever touched it. (You cannot pick it up or read it.)

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>>29924149
Aww. I wish there was more. I'm glad that he didn't get killed or go completly nuts when he was attacked by UB-01. And that he turned around and returned home.

>>29921605
Anyone have the ABSOLUTELY STUPID! version?

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>>29918333
what is with this weird fetish
I only see girls or nips freak out over it and I don't get it

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>>29921268
This reminds me of the horrible tumblr Sans
stop anon

>>29924276
>Weird
Watching fictional characters suffer because of a plot or in fanart is the best.

>>29924198
There is an edit like that?

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>>29924320
>mfw there are crossover art of Undertale and Guzma

I can see why people dislike crossovers.

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>>29920865
So what youre saying is theyre that gorilla of a human, Lusamines, hand?

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>>29920982
Even this?

>>29924808
DELET THIS

>>29916699
Keking at that grunt

>>29916699
This guy is painfully bad at Pokemon
I thought I was bad

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thoughts?

>>29926464
Needs moar jacket.

>>29926464
Qt.

>>29926593
Cooking with the dead.

>>29917310
>>29918441

That feeling when you're the boss so you have to chew out yourself because there's nobody else to do it

>>29926898
Now that I think more about it, maybe he's yelling shit at himself that people have yelled at him before to get him to focus

>>29926464
She's lovely
She needs a jacket tho

>>29923791
I feel the same, how is he doing this to me?

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>>29923165
>>29924149
If only I can read the album. I wonder what the golf clubs are from? Maybe dad just hit the side of house with them.

>>29926464
Dayum.

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>>29927378
We have two unresolved mysterious.
1. Why the golf clubs were bend and broken?
2. What is the item he gives you after you beat him in the beach?

>>29927651
He gives you the Dawn Stone

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>>29927651

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>>29927915
Ok, thanks. And that was supposed to be his lucky charm...

>>29927929
>spoiler
>expecting it to be something lewd
>it's just dawn stone
Oh!

>Team Skull members still staying together as a makeshift family
>Guzma is still their boy
>Plumeria still acts as a big sis to Punk Girls and Punk Boys
>Guzma keeps in touch with all of them, being supportive of everything they're choosing to pursue and doing his best to meet up with them amidst his training

>>29927958
It's because it's the first prize he won

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>>29928045
Guzma is the best Team Boss and no one can convice me otherwise.
>>29928079
Makes feel a little special now.

>>29928317
He got some nice guns.

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>>29921379
I love bosses interacting, it also makes me sad that some of them aren't around anymore
I miss RSE Maxie's design, although ORAS has grown on me already

>>29928347
I want to bite them.

>>29928543
This is too cute! We need more drunk boss art. And yeah, it's a shame some of these guys are gone, but I imagine this is some scenario where everyone's A-Okay.
I didn't like ORAS Maxie at first, but it has also grown on me. He's kinda adorable now

If we get a sequel in the future, where do you guys want to see Guzma. Do you think he could be the Champion of the League? A Kahuna who keeps track of his old members on the islands?

>>29928646
That'd be so bad-ass if he were champion. He's praised to of being strong enough. So it'd be nice to see him at the top like that.

>>29923165
Wait what? Isn't that pretty different from what the ENG and JAP lines said?

>>29928646
I kinda want them to leave it as a suprise to find out.

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>>29928646
Him becoming the Champion would make me feel better for him, since even from looking at the trophies on his room he seems to have always been the underdog, it would be motivational even.
Also I'm interested on how they would make a worthy champion bug team.

>>29928791
>>29928804
I agree with both of these. I just hope in the next games, they won't write Guzma off. They put all of this effort into a character, so it'd be a shame if we never see him again in the future. That, and I'm biased since I have an ultra crush on him

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>>29928951
>that spoiler
Well I can't blame you.
I have a thing for guys with the kind of eyes Guzma has. I don't know if it's the style or something about the characters that usually get them. And the more I know about Guzma the more I like him. Besides, he is a damn funny cholo.

>>29929137
He fits perfectly in my type never liked pretty/girly boys, which always get the attention. I'm glad to finally see a character like Guzma get more attention than the typical girly boy

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Dangit! Koreans always know how to make perfect Guzma art. Maybe that is me being biased once more, since I personally think Korean art looks better than Japanese art. But damn, every Korean-drawn Guzma is always perfect.

>>29929504
I actually find funny how it is kinda easy to identify who drawed something based on style alone. Koreans have an overall different style when tracing lineart compared to Japaneses and the like. And then it's easy to spot when a western did it even when they mimic the style. That or I have spent too much time analyzing artists on twitter.

>>29929574
I can kinda get what you mean. Japanese like to use thin cracked lines, and Koreans like more thick lines? At least, that's what I notice. There's other differences that I notice, but just don't know what it is. But I can really see a difference right off the bat.

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>>29928951
>Sun&Moon 2
>Go to Guzma's house to check how he is doing
>His parents tell you that he left Alola to pursue becoming a National Champion after Hala's training
>He is never mentioned again by other NPCs minus ex-Skull members and his parents who wish him the best and wait for his return
T-thanks GF

>>29929574
What is it about western art that's so hard to explain why it's so recognizable, I just can't quite put my finger on it. Like when I see it I'm like "this is western," but I'm not able to explain why

>>29930132
Probably it being cartoonish.

>>29930231
There was pic in either Twitter or Pixiv where Guzma kicks a trashbin and this reminds me of it.

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>>29924198
here ya go anon

>>29930288
Beautiful.

>>29930129
Don't do this to me, GameFreak.

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>yfw UB was so fucked up even ya boi was afraid

>>29930231
This made me bounce like one of those jumping beans!

>>29930231
good morning boss

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Guess who

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I want to fall asleep on the couch with him.

>>29930433
ggggggggggood lord. Hhgg I can't wait to see the final!

>>29924276
I don't know anon, we just like it.
They don't call Sadism a disorder for nothing.

>>29928646
> sm2 continues to shill lillie and makes her the champion
> guzma disappeared from alola like hilbert/hilda
Would you commit sudoku?
I would ;_;7

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>>29930433
Who could it be??

>>29930473
I've had sadism for as long as I can can remember, I keep it out of my irl relationships though so it's just a strong kink to me

>>29924808
yes, even that

>>29930448
>tfw no comfy nights with Guzma
Never ever!
>>29930433
Seems familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

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>>29930506
Our boi deserved better than this.
;_;

>>29915288
>>29917974
>>29921202
>>29930288
>>29930531
Does Guzma have some kind of eye condition or does he just wiggle his eyebrows depending on his mood?

Just realised all the people who got shipped with Guzma are either married (even got a son or children) or 10 years old kids. Wow Guzma. Just wow.

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>>29930557
Cute cute cute! I love how Guzma always looks uncomfortable around the other big boys.
>>29930506
Yes, my heart would shatter.
>>29930659
giggles uncontrolably

I'm working on a fresh Guzma. Let's hope I finish this time.

>>29930659
C
U
T
E

>>29930775
homewrecker guzma
they don't call him destruction for nothing

>>29930775
Tbqh it's not Guzma's fault who he gets shipped to but the shippers.

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>>29930757

Can Guzma be bottom? I want to break him appart.

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>>29930980
Yes.
Which of the Pokemon bosses uses wires or cables to grab things?

>>29923165
>>29928783
when I get it I will post what he says in the German-version
I think it's interesting how each version seems different
maybe it's a cultural thing?
>in the English one he punches back
>in the Jap one he gets beaten up
>in the Korean one he gets beaten up by you and runs home crying to mommy and daddy

>>29930980
> implying guzma isnt a buttslut after seeing all those squats
A-Anon

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>>29931014
A different kind of a possession

>>29931049
The Korean one reminds me of the mivie Step-Brothers.

>>29931054
It's just that all these "rebellous" types always feel like they would squirm so much.

>>29931054
>Excited cockslut Guzma who really gets into it
>He's taking it with his eyes closed in concentration, his mouth pulled into a pleased grin
>Deep, guttural moans
>Tries to goad you into keeping up with his moves

>>29931210
>"C'mon, you can't be done already!

>>29930885
I know but it's so funny becuase i've never seen a new-face guy in pokemon series got all the married AND kids.

>>29931267
>>29930775
>>29930885
to be fair, can we count Lusamine as married?
she lost her husband and well, 'till death does em apart'
for all we know Mohn might be assumed dead
>we know better, but still

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>>29930980
>>29931054
>>29931210
>>29931230
Guy's, plz

>Guzma chooses to keep his Xurkitree inspired look even though Lusamine's defeated
>"It may've been a frightening beast, but at least its got a sick sense of fashion"
>Short hair is more comfortable to ruffle

>>29916699
>tfw Guzma is the best criminal boss
is the AI better all around in S/M or is it just for major characters?

>>29931455
Well most NPCs only have one mon but the AI does seem to not be braindead

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>>29931054
>>29931197
>>29931210
>>29931230
>tfw you just want to give him tender handjob. Him leaning against you, resting cheek to cheek. Depending which gender you are he can feel your chest pressing against his back which can be turn off or on. You can brush your cheek against his, or give smooches on his cheek or make out during the handjob.

I just want give him something nice because he has been trough a lot.

>>29931435
>That spoiler
Yesssssss.

In guzma's dialogues there are many words such as 'wrecking' or 'beating'. Didn't feel anything at first, but after reading about guzma's dad and his golf clubs, this kind of made me feel uneasy. Poor guy.

>>29931589
Same desu
has there been any other theories about the golf clubs? or is it one of those implied things?

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>>29931589
I still wonder what the deal was with golf clubs.
>Game Freak will never elaborate this

>>29918658
"Gussmah" is how i say it

>>29931589
He also said something about "hitting broken machines so they work again" and I don't know about you, but I think ya boi has been through a lot and knows first hand what hes saying.

>>29931533
I like your thought process, anon.

>>29931664
>Guzma will never oil up your machine

Why even live

>>29931589
And he's always set on winning, or "crushing" his opponents. Maybe his dad pushed him too much?

>>29931589
>>29931664
reminder that Guzma is not very stable
>>29917310
but at least he isn't alone
>there are no therapists on Alola

>>29931826
I'll heal him with some tender loving and snuggling

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Before battle w/ Guzma
"You wanna know what I do when some machine messes up?"
"The first thing I do is 'give it a nice hard smack'!"
"Now, let's see if I can't fix you!"
Honestly, i bet guzma's dad said something similar to that before he gave his son 'a nice hard smack'

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Guzma's dad is shit, SHIIIIT!
Hurting our boi like that.

Before battle with Guzma,
"You wanna know what I do when some machine messes up?"
"The first thing I do is 'give it a nice hard smack'!"
"Now, let's see if I can't fix you!"
Honestly, i bet guzma's dad said something similar to that before he gave his son 'a nice hard smack'

>>29931949
this makes me feel ill

>>29931970
Damm, my bad

It's time to stop. He wasn't even our boi

>>29932009
lies

>>29932009
but whose boy was he?

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>>29932009

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>>29932028

>>29931949
Fuck Guzma's dad.

>>29932009
He is.

>>29924181
> Because the best thing for an abuse victim is going home to be abused...

>>29932114
well, there are different translations...
>>29931049
and it's been years

>I wonder how the Anime will handle THIS

>>29932114
>to be abused
Dammit, anon

>>29932153
Same, the Anime explained Lysandre way better than the game

>>29932153
>>I wonder how the Anime will handle THIS

I'm guessing Guzma's dad will mysteriously have disappeared in order to mirror Ash

>Skull grunts lead their blindfolded boss towards something
>"Are we there yet, boys?"
>"Soon, boss"
>"Ta-dah!"
>They take the blindfold off
>It's the local Alolan golf course
>"Neat, huh? We thought you might like it, golf's a pretty cool game. Whaddaya say, boss?"
>"..."
>"...Boss?"

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>>29932560

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>>29932560
>taking a 20+ year-old to a golf course
>an old people sport
>'How old do you think I am?'
>'...'
>'Do I really look that old?'

>>29932560
BOI GOT TRIGGERED

>>29932779
>"....Uh, 40?"
>No Tapu Cocoa for grunts that night

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>>29932560
He wouldn't get angry at his bois for that, would he? He must be good at hiding pain.

>>29932114
I didn't know that they were a bit different depending of language.

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>>29932560
Delete this

>>29933232
>Guzma managing to turn over the situation by convincing them to do something else
>"That's not a sport that fits us, boys. C'mon, let's go get malasadas instead, my treat."
>"But boss-"
>"You keep this up, and you'll be left with no malasada"

>guzma becomes a masochist because of the abuse
h-o-t

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>>29933232
Nah, issues like that probably common among the Skulls. If anything his past wouldn't even be a secret amongst them. Pic somewhat related.

>>29933436
those teamskullgrunts have very quotable lines

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>>29933436
true

>>29933483
so- um- who's going to heal my pokemon;
the grunt?

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Archie no!

>>29933630
The grunt, but she only heals your Pokemon for 10 bucks since they have no power running atm.

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>tfw you will never hold his hand
Why live

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If Guzma's dad beat the shit out of him then why did he have his old trophies still?

I think y'all are stupid and reading too much into a vague line.

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>>29933754
Maybe the trophies have been awarded to a young Guzma that did whatever dad asked him to do. Then Guzma decided he's his own boi and then the entire thing started. Maybe dad is holding onto these trophies because they remind him of better days.

>>29933754
>y'all are stupid
Ha. It can't be helped when the phrase is written as it is. It's not clear enough.

>>29933697
with all due respect I don't think she is a qualified nurse

>>29933754
it's the golf clubs, there's no explanation.
and with his dad talking about "setting him straight" or "punishing him" then we have guzmas lines about beating and wrecking things, it seems like a logical conclusion

the only hope left is how the golf clubs are explained in the manga/anime. Hopefully it's just a skit on how guzma's dad was incompetent at golf or something.

the whole abuse theory feels too brutal for pokemon.

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>>29933754
You never had an abusive parent did you anon?
Some of them cling to when you were a kid who didnt know any better- especially if you were semi successful at things

Is Guzma legal?

>>29935187
yes

>>29935274
Aw yiss.

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take it boy.

>>29936417
Nice edit.

Imagine Guzma allowing his boys and girls to ruffle his hair

>They're amazed at how soft it is
>"What do you use on it?"
>"That's a secret"

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>>29936630
Anon stop please
I want to hug him so hard, is this something bad?
Or having crush on him, is this bad?

>>29936630
Imagine Guzma [getting off on head-pats[/spoiler]

>>29936630
it's a shit-ton of bleach

>>29936630
I want to run my fingers trough that hair.

>>29936911
>Guzma's head is tilted towards the hand that's running through his soft hair
>His eyes are closed as he's humming softly at the pleasant sensation
>"No homo"

>>29915288
>Throw a pokeball to take back their stolen pokemon

>Get told "don't be a thief"

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>What is that bed for and why it is so close Guzma's throne?
>What is that green long bottle?
>What is the computer for?

So many questions, so little time. Assuming this is from Sun because of Yungoos.

>>29937431
>getting drunk and watching porn while drunk
I wonder what is internet history is
he shitposts how bugpokemon are superior to all others

>>29937431
I played Moon, the Yungoos is always there and it's plot relevant at that part. The bed is just standing around in the small room and we can assume it's Guzma's room since it also gets guarded by two grunts outside.

The computer is there so he can shitpost online about how cool bug-pokemon are.

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>>29937494
Yeah. Mostly porn and shitposting.

>>29937431
What if his fists hadn't left indents on the armrests out of anger, but excitement

Like the protagonist looks at the armrests like "wow, that's one angry dude"

But actually he smacks his fists on them when he's excited about an idea he's come up with, or about a potential location to cause havoc at

His older grunts are used to it, but the new ones tend to get startled about it, thinking that their boss is angry

>>29937431
It's his sex dungeon, anon.

>>29937431
>What is that green long bottle?
you see all those other bottles?
dude robbed a liquor store at some point

>>29937684
>If you're a good grunt, you get to finish on his face
>If you're extra good grunt, you get to finish on his hair
>If you're extra extra good grunt, you get to cuddle with him afterwards

>>29937818
It's your boy GUZMAN

>>29937703
That looks awfully a lot for one person to drink.
>>29937714
>He goes hard on you at first but is all cuddly during pillow talk
Mm, yes.

>>29937818
>>29937850
ya boi BROMLEY

>>29937818
>Bromley
Excuse you.

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>>29937818
Our german translation team is hard at work again.

>>29937714
How good do you have to be to finish on his ass?

>>29934065
The dad golfed and then when Guzma left he was upset and smashed the clubs in anger. Couldn't bear to part with them because they reminded him of his son.

Bing, there were go, now we don't have an end which implies upcoming domestic abuse.

>>29937942
The only grunt who's ever managed to achieve that refuses to share his secrets

>>29936630
Yes
>>29936781
It isn't bad; I am in the same boat.
>>29937065
I always imagine doing this!

>>29937955
nice.

>>29937855
I like this.

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>Guzma is constantly threatening to beat down anyone who stands in his way. Not even children are exception.

Our boi is fucked up.

The is one tall motherfucker.

In-game he's eye-level with the professor even though he's slouching like a madman.

>>29938053
I can't believe I got to go tiptoes to kiss him when he's standing at his full height

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>>29938053
>yfw he's a descendant of AZ

Why are there no written lewds?

If this continues, I'll be forced to write some.

>>29938080
>"Wait... if we are the guards, and I'm fucking the boss, and you're fucking him, too..."
>"...then who's guarding the door?"

>>29938080
>ITS YA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOY when he finishes

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>>29938053
His back must hurt with all of that slouching.

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>>29938184
>You get to hear him purr when you massage his back

>>29938073
You could use small chair or he can bent towards you.

>>29938176
KEK.

>>29938212
no homo id exchange massages with the boi

>>29938053
i know the models aren't 100% accurate, but comparing him to golisopod while he's fucking squatting is terrifying

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>>29938080
Friendly reminder that his bed is big enough for 3 people.

>>29938212
No homo, I'd stand on my tiptoes and kiss the boi.

>>29938297
>Grunts occasionally share the bed with him due to some of them having nowhere else to spend the night
>They're in awe if Guzma ends up spooning one of them in his sleep

Guzma is best team leader.

>>29938297
Will he stay loyal or is he into these threeway relationships? Would you share him with a grunt?

>>29938318
wait a minute...

>>29938381
Would anyone be willing to share him?
No, because I'm not sharing type, but I could make exceptions.

I also want to smell that bed.

>>29938345
To grunts actually have sofas or anything in the hideout? I remember seeing some of them laying on the floor and talking about not having electrity right now.

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>>29938531
they have beds in the hideout, its just that lots of em are mashed into one small room.

>>29938381
I'd have to be good friends with that grunt to be able to share. Also he'd have to cuddle with the both of us.

>>29938583
grunt girl is cute!

>>29938345
>he turns around on your
side in his sleep
>feeling his boner all night

What a lucky grunt.

No homo but I want Guzma to carry me and fuck me against the wall.

>>29938381
If Lusamine is anything to go by, he is loyal to those he likes.

>>29938651
wait one GODDAMN minute

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>>29938651
Don't we all want to be manhandled by Guzma? I know I do.

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>>29938701
>implying he wouldn't rather be the one being manhandled

>>29938661
he is loyal to those who respect him and dont make fun of him for not becoming kahuna/being a good trainer. Lusamine just manipulated him into all this.

>>29938689
Anon, there really is nothing wrong with saying that. What if that anon is female? What if that anon is male and says "no homo" between each thrust?

>>29938642
>A grunt facing the major dilemma of whether to rub against the boner or not
>Guzma might wake up, but at the same time the opportunity is just too good to pass up

>>29938701
I want to do so many things ;-; from nasty stuff to cuddling. Never knew a fictional character could do this

>>29938755
it dont work like that man, read the handbook and females wouldnt need to say no homo. it just aint adding up

Omg I bet he's got damn abs too I want to see him workout and bj him during training rsgufdgk im done

>>29938754
He does seem to be one in control, after all he is a team boss. But who knows. Maybe he would also have a softer side behind tough guy demeanor.

>>29938754
>implying he isn't a switcher depending on his mood
step it up, familia

By the way, any fanfic authors taking notes for their next lewd fanfic, co-written by anons?

>>29938979
I'm on it

>>29938944
Maybe he wants to have somebody to take care of him rather than having to be in charge for once.

>>29938979
I might do this.

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Guzma is the ultimate sin and y'all are doing bad job resisting him.

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>>29938914
I'm normally opposed to this kind of tumblr speak but amen sister.
>>29938979
I'm taking plenty in case no-one actually writes any and I have to take matters into my own hands.
>>29939023
>>29939022
Please do, you have no idea how happy that will make us.

>>29938788
I know this is an individual question but don't males ejaculate during their sleep too? Unless you rub him very rougly, I don't see him waking up from quiet rubbing.

>>29939187
>ywn jerk guzma off in his sleep

>>29939225
>Guzma looks embarrassed when he wakes up, telling the grunts to go get breakfast, he'll be there soon
>Only you know why he's acting that way

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>Get some smut fanfic ideas
>don't have account to websites dedicated to fanfic writing

Hm.

>>29939299
pastebin

Or maybe tumblr, too

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>>29939040
Life is too short to not sin

>>29939225
>guzma wakes up
>kisses you, you can suck it after you have had a good night rest

Idk why im making guzma the best husbando

>>29939271
>Guzma is an early bird
>He mastubates next to you while you are still sleeping
>cums on your face
>you wake up with his cum all over your face and suck the rest of it from his dick

I wouldn't mind at all.

>>29938297
He has to have a big bed because he's a big boi.

>>29938642
I would jerk him off in his sleep.

>>29938651
That sounds fun.

>>29939299
Archive of our own cause nsfw is safe there
>>29937431
>What is that green long brittle?
For putting up his ass

>>29939187
I'd jerk him off while he's asleep and make him cum on my face. Then I'd livk it up a bedtime snack