this is the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen in my entire life

>>29905256
k

>>29905256
>one is one hour long

jesus christ some people have no shame

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>expecting it to come together
>it doesn't at all

What went wrong bros?

No way I'm watching to find out, but how the fuck does he take that much time for one theory? 3 hours+ jesus christ

>Implying climax is the same as ending
stop please

>>29905256
Remember when he embarrassed himself even more when he asked if they were going to do a reboot next gen during that 'ask the developers' thing on Twitter?

>>29905256
I thought that was game theory for a second

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>>29905327
All I remember is that he suggested that Team Skull's main motive is to raise the dead????? for some reason???

>>29905256

Anybody watch these? I'm in the mood for some entertaining autism

>>29905346
That's clickbait for you.

>>29905370
Yes, I watched all of them

Not ashamed cus they're interesting, but they're honestly all so reaching

Like he compares numbers for the sake of comparison, adds biblical phrases with very vague meaning just cus it sorta matches with what he's talking about at the moment, etc

It's honestly just stupid, but still entertaining

>>29905360
Eliminating the barrier between that and alive so everyone would be simultaneously dead and alive. No more deaths, no more births.
source: language of flowers, alchemical skull

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I T A L L C O M E S T O G E T H E R

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>>29905370
All of it was predictions for the game via trailers, and a lot of talk on the connections of alchemy with the pokemon lore, as well as name origins and them reflecting on said characters, which to an extent is ok.
Eventually it gets a bit into crackpot territory where he determines that team skull is basicly trying to create a "philosophers stone" and attempt to kill arecus and recreate the world again, and aether is a foundation working for arceus and some shit. The proof gets way too fucking abstract, even pulling in the tcg lore as reference saying that cause the latest xy set is evolutions, a reboot of the gen 1 set, that the games are gonna get rebooted into an NX version of gen 1.
Case point he's insane

Didn't he say he was going to make a part 4 or something? I don't know how you can continue with this theory with all the holes it has.

>>29905256
>a biblical reboot

He must be getting so much fucking ad revenue from this shit.

>>29905256
Damn, sis is trying to milk all those YouTube coins

>>29905517
>>29905531
Wow didn't even notice the amount of views. All that for a crack pot theory that's less believable than some "ash is in a coma all along" bullshit.

>>29905587
Rather helps that everyone insists on talking about him and how retarded he is fucking constantly.

He must be swimming in ad revenue mulla.

Case in point, some theories were indeed interesting to hear, but much like many of us, he of course had way too many expectations from Game Freak.

Also, shit man, why make your videos unnecessarily long, jesus fuck, that takes a special kind of autism.

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>>29905360
All I remember was focusing for half a fucking hour on how Tapu Koko supposedly meant a socially unacceptable spiritual connection to the gods (???) and then a few days later we saw was Tapu Koko was and everyone realised it literally just meant chicken guardian

>>29905708
I didn't even get to the actual theorising. I bailed out within about five minutes thanks to his autistic 'acting'.

He was right though.

>>29905724
oh yeah, the "look at me I'm so insane" shit, cringey as fuck

>>29905742
haha

>>29905742
about what?

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is no one gonna mention the fact that he made an MV about his theory tho

>>29905256
>Marshadow
>Mars Shadow
>PLANET REPRESENTATIVE POKEMON
>IT'S GOING TO BE A MANTICORE
Also his gravitas needs a lot of work, everything feels so forced and his smug look through it all as he was reaching so hard as if it was 100%. This is not how the scientific method works, this is how religion works.

>>29905517
Considering the amount of time he claims to have put on it (which I can believe) he's most likely losing money, actually. All that time could have been used to make 15+ less subdtantial videos which would have given him more revenue.

His theory was too convoluted to ever become true anyways, and he actually aknowledged that in some of his videos.

In any case they are interesting because Alchemy is an interesting topic that you never really think of looking into because it sounds like ancient black magic that never managed to accomplish anything.

>>29905830
that's fucking vile

>>29905862
"there are too many coincidences for it not to be true" even though anyone can find that many coincidences if they reach so fucking hard as to translate random words into random languages and shit like that

>>29905830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm27o9B623M
wew

>>29905830
this guy just blasted his way past the spectrum

>>29905870
Yeah but those 15+ vids probably wouldn't have gotten anywhere near this many views. Not saying he planned it, just that it obviously worked out well for him.

I like how most of you are treating this like maybe it'll be disproven at some point or proven, but we've had the games for so long already. We know none of this shit happens. And no it's not interesting to watch fan fiction over shit that we know isn't true

Is there a way to witness his autism without actually giving him revenue or views?

>>29905974
not even worth watching these videos. He's just so smug and arrogant about his viewpoints, which are crazy stretches.

>>29905974
VPN?

>>29905963
Even if those videos wouldn't have gotten the same amount of views, he still would have gotten pretty much the same amount of money for less work because of Youtube's shitty system.
>>29905974
Use adblock so he doesn't get ad revenue. At this point one more view won't change anything for him

>>29905988
>>29905992
Eh sure.

I mean only his first video up there is a big deal. He's barely breaking 500,000 with his subsequent ones but I'm not sure how much rev that gives him compared to profitable channels like, say, Markiplier or Kubz Scouts.

>guy thinks SM will get this epic story
>said story is literally just "local mom disowns her children for aliens" while some thugs do stuff

>>29906034
kek, not entirely wrong.

>Watching literally any "PokeTuber"
Embarrassing

>>29906034
> Thinks a story made by an autist is epic
At least you're aware of shit stories in pokemon I guess

>>29905974
Without a mirror? I can't think of any.

>>29905992
Would still give him views.

>>29906022
Again, would still give him views, which helps his channel out.

>>29905923

a u t i s m

>>29906133
Well then don't watch them? You can't get everything for free.

>>29906133
The only thing I can think of is downloading his videos and hosting them somewhere else, but who the fuck wants to glorify him like that

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>>29905256
Fucking hell, it's like MatPat only ten times more autistic.

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>>29905923
this cant be real
imma save this thread
ITS

>>29905830
I love how you muted the video even though you only had to open it for a couple of seconds to take a screenshot.

>>29906261
Fucking hell before today I didn't even know that was possible

>>29906261
Eh, MatPat can get pretty fucking autistic at times, like the whole SANS ES NESS GUIZ debacle.

He took 90% of his shit from /vp/ lore threads
And just like guys in those threads he expected waay too much from GF

>>29906317
To his credit, that video (as stupid as it was) wasn't five parts long and a total run time longer than most movies. I kind of want to watch these just to see what he could possibly talk about for an hour without even playing the game and going off pre-release information alone, but I also have better things to do.
Maybe I'll put them on as background noise later.

>>29906073
Epic to him I should clarify.

>>29906377
A-at least we were right about Colress being in SM

I mean he didn't do anything of value in the games... b-but still!!!

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>>29905862
The only Mars that Marshadow could have anything to do with is the Roman God of War one, not the planet. I'd call that a stretch too.

>>29906427
I still don't know how of all the things, that was what was true.

>>29906410
ah ok in that case I agree

>>29906465
Broken clocks.

>>29906191
I'm not going to. Just pointing that out for an anon who was curious but didn't want to support the channel.

Also, if anyone really wants to avoid helping him, they'd sage the thread to minimize exposure.

>>29906461
I remember there being some bullshit discussion about Marshadow being related to the aforementioned god and thus being Fighting tybe back in the demo days.They were right,but I perssonally thought it was going to be the pixie of the generation (Flat 100 in each stat,"Cute",part psychic type).

>>29906377
This.
/vp/ is full of faggots like this guy. Constantly hyping up their head canon and then being disappointed when it's inevitably proven false.

>>29905830
cringe af

>>29905327
By repeating yourself to death and being à cringworthy cunt while doing it
I was legit hyped for his vidéo until the 2.5th I think where he kinda jumps the shark

>>29905480
>remember when we thought Sun and Moon was going to be alchemy
Fuck I forgot and now it makes me sad knowing that Sun and Moon is literally nothing like that at all