pokemon

>>29900486
Based Lurantis! ;)

>>29900486
My uncle works at nintendo, he gave it to me

My 12 years young son works at nintendo, he gave it to me

got it at blockbuster

My local imam gave it to me.

When you go to Gamestop, ask the cashier for 'a hot date in Hawaii', while simultaneously winking your left eye and tapping your right foot 3 times. They're trained to know what this means.

I work for a retailer who received stock early. Boss and I both snagged a few copies.

Circuit City broke street date.

>>29900593
did it,i just received a nintendo switch

did i do something wrong?

>>29900486
Someone got the game early, dumped a rom and posted on a site. People with hacked 3DSes downloaded it, installed it and are playing it.

>>29900667
that's a rumor

actually my nan works at mcdonalds,she gave it to me

A sentient bundle of electric cables gave it to me.