Would your mother approve of your pokemon team?
>>29894231
All the male waifu mons might make her suspicious. But I mean come on. You can't say no to traps
You bet your damn ass she would approve of my 6 buzzswoles.
>>29894231
hypno and 6 wheezings
>>29894231
She said my Gardevoir was creepy.
>>29894231
>not Mimikyu
>>29894231
>mom's a nurse
>sees chansey (early 90's was a kid watching ashnime)
>"oh thats cute"
>get her little figure of chansey
>"thanks anon"
Doesnt ever remember the name but she still has it and knows it was a nurse at some point.
Little things
Im adopted .__.
>>29894231
those exhentai lips doe
Her MS is so advanced she probably has no real sense of judgement anymore.
>>29894231
Yes. See for yourself.
>>29894650
Maybe I could be your mommy (male) for you?
>>29894231
Pretty sure my mother died before Pokemon came out in America.
So I'd have to give a tentative maybe.
>>29894650
So?
Did you get adopted by a single father?
>>29894659
My man
>>29894700
My Decidye is named "Fletch" and my Mimikyu is "Doppel" :)
>>29894627
That tugged at my heartstrings, anon. Thank you.
>>29894700
those are some uninspired nicknames
>>29894700
Heaven is a cool nickname, but shinies, really?
>>29894700
>uninspired nicknames
>six fucking shinies
>>29894700
>3 fairies
>No design synergy
They're all good mons, but tgether it's a 6/10
My mom doesn't give a shit unless its something she recognizes
>"Where's the Pikachu?"
>>29894700
0n second thought, I like the night asthetic this team has. Bumping it up to a 7/10
>>29894700
You must be 18 to post here
>>29894627
>tfw my grandma was a nurse (now retired)
>tfw my mom's favorite Pokemon is Chansey, too
>Only care about making sure Lurantis is on my team
She probably wouldn't care anyway, she doesn't pay attention to games
>>29894745
>>29895279
Chansey mom club right here
>>29894231
>6 female Eeveelutions I don't even want to fuck
hope they have an autism asylum in postgame
My mother would wonder why I was playing as a girl more then she would care about the appearance of my pokemon.
>>29895344
Just tell her that the girl has more fashionable clothing options than the boy.
>>29894231
>that hover hand
fucking kek
>>29894231
My mom's a hardcore catholic, and I showed Arceus to her. She said it was blasphemy.
>>29894299
I'm just picturing Elio walking up to his mom, 6 buzzwole posing and flexing as they walk behind him in formation.
>>29894700
those are some gayass names boy
Surprisingly I had no waifushit in my playthrough,
>>29894231
His mother is disappointedbecause it's not Sensu.
>>29894231
My mother would tell me to grow the hell up, and is likely disappointed in ever having given birth to me.
>>29895383
Thankfully I don't have to try and justify it since shes dead.
>A bunch of doggos and huge monsters like Buzzwole and Kommo-o
She'd have to be impressed
>ask my mom my favorite pokemon
>she actually remembered it and describes it
>"How did you remember?"
>"I would never forget anything like that anon, I love you."
I never would've thought she would, got me a little misty eyed.
>>29896661
Dude she's into you. Signals are all there. Go for it
>>29896661
That's fucking beautiful anon
pokemon?
she'll be ok with itI think
but I wouldn't show her my digimon waifu team
>>29897151
That better not be gatomon boiiii
>>29894716
yes ^_^
>>29896661
What Pokemon was it?
>>29897272
This guy.
>>29897351
Is that you Satoshi?
>>29894627
That happened with my mom too, but she does remember the name. And was upset because she lost her chansey keychain figure.
>>29894231
My mom has an intense phobia towards snakes. Other than that she would probably be okay with anything, very pragmatic woman.
>>29894700
>stinger
It's a bee fly you fuck, they don't have stingers
>>29897257
are you a cute girl?
if so why dont you become his waifu.