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Would your mother approve of your pokemon team?

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Would your mother approve of your pokemon team?
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>>29894231
All the male waifu mons might make her suspicious. But I mean come on. You can't say no to traps
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You bet your damn ass she would approve of my 6 buzzswoles.
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>>29894231
hypno and 6 wheezings
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>>29894231
She said my Gardevoir was creepy.
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>>29894231
>not Mimikyu
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>>29894231
>mom's a nurse
>sees chansey (early 90's was a kid watching ashnime)
>"oh thats cute"
>get her little figure of chansey
>"thanks anon"

Doesnt ever remember the name but she still has it and knows it was a nurse at some point.

Little things
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Im adopted .__.
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>>29894231
those exhentai lips doe
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Her MS is so advanced she probably has no real sense of judgement anymore.
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>>29894231

Yes. See for yourself.
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>>29894650
Maybe I could be your mommy (male) for you?
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>>29894231
Pretty sure my mother died before Pokemon came out in America.

So I'd have to give a tentative maybe.
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>>29894650
So?
Did you get adopted by a single father?
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>>29894659
My man
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>>29894700
My Decidye is named "Fletch" and my Mimikyu is "Doppel" :)
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>>29894627
That tugged at my heartstrings, anon. Thank you.
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>>29894700
those are some uninspired nicknames
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>>29894700
Heaven is a cool nickname, but shinies, really?
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>>29894700
>uninspired nicknames
>six fucking shinies
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>>29894700
>3 fairies
>No design synergy

They're all good mons, but tgether it's a 6/10
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My mom doesn't give a shit unless its something she recognizes
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>"Where's the Pikachu?"
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>>29894700
0n second thought, I like the night asthetic this team has. Bumping it up to a 7/10
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>>29894700
You must be 18 to post here
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>>29894627
>tfw my grandma was a nurse (now retired)
>tfw my mom's favorite Pokemon is Chansey, too
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>Only care about making sure Lurantis is on my team
She probably wouldn't care anyway, she doesn't pay attention to games
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>>29894745
>>29895279

Chansey mom club right here
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>>29894231
>6 female Eeveelutions I don't even want to fuck
hope they have an autism asylum in postgame
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My mother would wonder why I was playing as a girl more then she would care about the appearance of my pokemon.
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>>29895344
Just tell her that the girl has more fashionable clothing options than the boy.
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>>29894231
>that hover hand
fucking kek
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>>29894231
My mom's a hardcore catholic, and I showed Arceus to her. She said it was blasphemy.
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>>29894299
I'm just picturing Elio walking up to his mom, 6 buzzwole posing and flexing as they walk behind him in formation.
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>>29894700
those are some gayass names boy
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Surprisingly I had no waifushit in my playthrough,
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>>29894231
His mother is disappointed because it's not Sensu.
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>>29894231
My mother would tell me to grow the hell up, and is likely disappointed in ever having given birth to me.
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>>29895383

Thankfully I don't have to try and justify it since shes dead.
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>A bunch of doggos and huge monsters like Buzzwole and Kommo-o

She'd have to be impressed
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>ask my mom my favorite pokemon
>she actually remembered it and describes it
>"How did you remember?"
>"I would never forget anything like that anon, I love you."
I never would've thought she would, got me a little misty eyed.
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>>29896661
Dude she's into you. Signals are all there. Go for it
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>>29896661
That's fucking beautiful anon
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pokemon?
she'll be ok with it I think

but I wouldn't show her my digimon waifu team
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>>29897151
That better not be gatomon boiiii
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>>29894716
yes ^_^
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>>29896661

What Pokemon was it?
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>>29897272
This guy.
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>>29897351
Is that you Satoshi?
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>>29894627
That happened with my mom too, but she does remember the name. And was upset because she lost her chansey keychain figure.
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>>29894231
My mom has an intense phobia towards snakes. Other than that she would probably be okay with anything, very pragmatic woman.
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>>29894700
>stinger

It's a bee fly you fuck, they don't have stingers
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>>29897257
are you a cute girl?
if so why dont you become his waifu.
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