So what's his endgame?
cucked and alone
>>29878159
Being annoying.
Is there a name for specific stretching pose?
>>29878159
Malasadas
>>29878159
gets cucked by Gladion
gets cucked by the protagonist
gets cucked by a jellyfish
I was running a mono-poison run and this guy legit fucked me up good with A-Raichu after it's T-Bolt got crit on my A-Muk
>>29878233
Even his grandfather seem to be more impress with MC more than him, giving him Tauros and what not.
>>29878159
I really want a sequel where he goes bad and tries to steal lillie off of youAlso lillie never loved you she just saw you as a friend, she was fucking gladion the whole time
>>29878159
Malasadas and friendship and rainbow puke!
Impregnating Lillie.
>>29878271
he also got Tauros though, you can see him riding one along with Hala on the credits
>>29878276
>implying Gladion isn't fucking Silvally and Silvally only
>>29878276
>incest
>Pokemon
Gladion might be a fucking furry, but he's not incestuous.
>>29878276
Gladion's fucking Null though.
>>29878276
They are brother and sister
Begging Gladion to help him get with Lillie until before he knows it he ends up falling in love with him.
>>29878536
This. Between yurifags, yaoifags, pokefuckers, and literally everything else, incestfags are the most delusional of all.
>>29878566
And once Gladion helps him with Lillie, poor fucker will still be cucked when Gladion marriesPlumeria.
>>29878276
Here's comes the haufag again
Every thread
>>29878276
This
>>29878309
>>29878330
>>29878374
>implying Silvally and Gladion don't doubleteam her
>>29878571
>incestfags
>more delusional than yurifags
nice meme
>>29878686
They are though, there will never be incest in Pokemon and they're going to have to deal with that fact. Gladion cares more about Null than anyone, while Lillie fucked off with her mom.
Get fucked incestfag.
>>29878159
The second time you fight him he goes "as long as its a good battle I don't care who wins!"
I have never wanted to tryhard against a rival since Blue. I literally screamed "Fuck you I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!" His positivity annoys me.
>>29878159
Hau a cute! A CUTE!
>>29878740
>trying to reason with degenerate incestfags
>>29878159
Friendship
>>29878777
Trips confirm incestfags are delusional fucks
>>29878159
His endgame was literally to have fucking fun. That's what makes him so great. Is he annoying? Yes. But he's annoying in that idealistic but still loveable way, unlike rivals such as Barry who was one of the few mistakes in Platinum.
>>29878744
My nigga you got deeper problems than positivity.
>>29878744
If you strike me down, I shall become more positive than you can possibly imagine.
You enjoyed beating down serena's confidence didn't you senpai?
>>29878159
Friendship,fun,adventure and malasadas he is best boy
He was a total bro who enjoys having fun and eating malasadas. Best "Rival" of the series IMO.
>>29878159
>take all the xy rivals
>mix them into one person instead of 4
>give them a likable personality
>hau is born
>>29878159
>>29880514
>when he gives you 4 Max Revives before taking on the league
I played as a girl and thought to myself that I would be throwing the pussy his way if the game let me.
>>29878744
He's right though.
I thought Hau would be a great lesson to teach kids how to deal with losing.
If he was a rematchable rival that get stronger with each loss, it would be perfect.
His endgame is being the first chubby transgender rival.
>Lillie and Lusamine having a dramatic conversation
>Hau arrives
>YO WHATSUP DOGS YOU MEANS YOU A FAMILY OR WHAT
>Lillie and Gladion having a serious conversation about atoning for Lusamine and fixing her mistakes
>Hau arrives
>happy music plays
>YO WHATUP DOGS, LILLIE U HOT IN THAT GET UP YOOOOOOO
>>29880618
No you wouldn't. You'd only be interested in Guzma's bone or something, not worst character's tiny child dick.
>>29878159
a waiter in a restaurant goes berserk after realizing he's gay and then asspounds him to death using french onion dip as lube
Hau is like the XY rival but actually a decent trainer (His Raichu really took me off guard) and instead of getting depressed about how shit he is like Serena he's just sort of chill about it and wants to have good fights