ITT we write a Pokemon creepypasta one sentence at a time

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WE

CARTRIDGE

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I start
Ash is pregnant and canon in S/M.

DiNOSAURS

WUZ

GARAGE SALE

AND

CHICKEN-CHAN

RAPES

DATA

DIED

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PREGNANT

AND

DIED!

NOT

TONIGHT

BUT

WHILE PREGNANAT WITH!

WOBBUFFET

FUG

BEFORE

SKELETON

FISHY

MERMAN

WITHOUT

GEN ONE

HYPER-REALISTIC

PUSSY

mario

ASS

PENIS

I want to fuck Lusamine.

DON'T

TELL

OH YES,

But I really want to smell her feet...

AND

BLOOD

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OP said sentence, not word you fucking retards.

IS ONE OF MY SECRET DELIGHTS

HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD

LEWD

LAVENDER TOWN

In the end was there really Alola, or was it just part of our imagination?

GARY OAK

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Then, this anon died.

to test the strength of my erection, I ask Kukui to throw a football sized diamond at my dick as hard as he can

POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE ARE THE BEST POKEMON GAMES

as it sails through the air, the diamond glistens in the afternoon twilight

the diamond shatters into a million fragments as it strikes my rock hard penis

A wild pentaceratops bursted into Oak's lab

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HE HAS NO STYLE, HE HAS NO GRACE, THIS 'MON HAS A FUNNY FACE.

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Deja vu I've just been in this time before

truly this is the strongest erection ever witnessed in the Alola region, if not the world

and then Gary appeared in the sky just to say "Hi"

However, something horrible happened that night...

I am ready to fuck Nihilego

Neurotoxins flooded the facillity

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Then, this anon died.

Wobbuffet appreciates the coolness of the glass, as he is repeatedly slammed against the window.
Gary is relentless in his sodomy, as if he was releasing years of pent up sexual desires.

People are looking on the other side of the window but Gary doesn't care anymore.
It only serves to make Wobbuffet more excited.

and then a skeleton popped out

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but Harambe appeared and forced Gary to march with his dick out.

theend

or is it

[spooky sfx plays]

Suddenly the Lavender Town theme started playing backwards

and then there was a pikachu and it had blood and was saying stuff like 'i'll kill yuo' and i cried and the game cartridge i got from an old lady at a flea market was secretly haunted and the ghost fucked me

And at this very moment I grabbed it, twisted his arm and started pounding his little ass like the bitch he wanted to turn me into

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And then a skeleton popped out

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But I was the Pokemons all along.

The Pokémon was your mom.

END

IT BENDED ME OVER AND TOUCHED ME IN PLACES NO MAN HAS TOUCHED BEFORE

Just kidding!

It was actually a hologram.

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AND THEN HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD STARTED CUMMING OUT OF MEW2S I'S AND THE GAME TURND OF AND WEN I TURNT IT BACKGAMMON IT SAID "YOUR DED"

Big
Meaty
Claws

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AND THEN GUZMA...

hyper realistically cummed

ON

all of my badges

Resulting in...

The death of chicken chan

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A fucking nuclear warhead came out of nowhere to ruin my erotic gay oxyclean-induced fantasy, making me....

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THEN ARCEUS STARTED REVERTING BACK TO ITS PRIMAL FORM AND

receiving the ultimate honor, the jizz badge

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Unziped It's mighty BENIS and

hugging Snorlax

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Kek

It grabbed me by the neck and choke-slammed me.

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It pushed its strong, gigantic, fatty fist onto my trachea and crushed it into oblivion.

GUZMA

LOVES

BIG

The intense butt job continued.

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BUGS

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It was a big mosquito man

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Lets just start over.

It all began when I bought a used copy of pokemon red from an old mans garage sale...

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?

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as i started it, my gameboy seeped out hyper realistic blood and there were dead people everywhere. The game title was "POKEMON DARK RAZOR BLOOD RED"

And then Sun and Moon were terrible.

Jirachi opened its true eye, and /vp/ knew exactly what it would wish for:

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AND THEN THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED

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THAT EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD GROWS A COCK

soaked in blood

SUDOWOODO UNZIPS HIS BENIS

And casts a curse on Brock...

The curse said that every time he pops a boner 1/26th of the worlds population dies.

Then Skyla appeared and started undressing

BUT WHO WAS PHONE

ITS THE NUTSHACK

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and then...i ate her pussy real good

SO NO CHI NO SADAME

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JO

SPAALOONEBABUGUUSCOOTIES

"FIST ME DADDY" SAID THE HAUNTED GAMEBOY CARTRIDGE