showderp - cripple girls edition

first

>>29869922
is worst

>it's a 'champ won't post in new bread' episode

>>29869939
second

>>29869870
welcome to showderp, neofriend. but that's not how it works.
if you're suggested 2 of the same thing then it's up to you to make a choice.

>>29869843
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475033208
sorry it took so long

>>29869843
This is really fucking weird. I literally just started playing Katawa Shoujo last night & you randomly picked a pic of it for your OP. That's weird.

Why the fuck is champ using the shitty Weedle set?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475035634
FUCKING HAX

get out ks devs

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475037270
so many hackers these days!

>>29869956
Is the best

>>29870202
third

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475039361
honestly though how have I not landed para once yet

>>29870288
Evolve your fucking staryu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475042408
im starting to think everybody really is hacking

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475043802

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475046767
i found a water stone

>>29870280
Is the one with the hairy chest

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475048637

>>29869843
does showderp like raping burned girls?

>>29870845
hanako best gril

new team because salt

shiny clawitzer

If same champ,
Jynx @ Choice Band
Ability: Oblivious
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fake Out
- Psych Up
- Recycle
- Snore

If new champ;
Jynx @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Oblivious
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Psyshock
- Blizzard
- Energy Ball
- Psychic

me or specs hoppip

Shit SHIT (Goodra) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Sap Sipper
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA
Mild Nature
- Draco Meteor
- Dragon Pulse
- Earthquake
- Ice Beam

Lickilicky @ Normal Gem
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 Def / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Work Up
- Wring Out
- Focus Blast
- Shadow Ball

me or female mienshao

anything in OU

donnel bear cub

>>29870915
tropius

dodrio named spaghetti legs

>>29870911
I'd taste her bacon if you catch my drift.

how can a man be this shit

>>29870915

>>29870917
>>29870919
>>29870921
>>29870922
>>29870926
>>29870928

>[20:56:37] a cute girl (male) was warned by Vent Vanitas. (don't disrupt)
ok

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>>29870941

>>29870954
please please please kill yourself

@29870972
thanks for replying, sorry I can't do the same

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475053787

batt when

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475058080

NEW CHAMP

me or donnel bear cub

your favorite citizen

sad display desu

Ursaring

Salamence @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Intimidate
EVs: 44 HP / 212 SpA / 252 Spe
- Flamethrower
- Hydro Pump
- Draco Meteor
- Steel Wing

>>29871408
use shitinja

F R E E (Purugly) @ Life Orb
Ability: Own Tempo
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Fake Out
- Last Resort
-
-

use wailord with only water spout

>>29871408
this is champ btw

>>29871411
this is rock wrecker only rhyperior btw
>>29871416
this is mozzo btw
>>29871417
this is shit btw
>>29871421
this is stantler btw
>>29871423
this is epic btw
>>29871432
this is astonish only lotad btw

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475062317

should i listen to >>29871478 or naw

Roulette Spook (Dusknoir) @ Red Card
Ability: Frisk
Happiness: 256
Serious Nature
- Thief
- Fling
- Skill Swap
- Fire Punch

>>29871507
nah

>>29871507
nah

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475063753

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475065122

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475067075

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475070343

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475071086

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475072982

it's been real, new champ

cmon fuckers

I'll champ if no one else wants to

Dragalge @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Adaptability
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Dragon Pulse
- Sludge Wave
- Scald
- Dragon Tail / Icy Wind

the tickler (Omanyte) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Weak Armor
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Shell Smash
- Tickle
- Brine
- Protect

free pick

>>29872093
How bad r u tho?

Scyther if this gets in

>>29872093
scizor named better scyther

>>29872093

Cacturn named Cuckturn

truant durant with whatever else you want

>>29872122
>>29872136
ohshit

>>29872136
Do you mind if I make it mega-scizor?

>>29872170
It's fine.
Actually, you know what? Make it rhyperior instead

i think champ sudoku'd himself

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475079763

>>29872093
Bad champ

>>29872101
>>29872107
>>29872118
>>29872122
>>29872136
>>29872139
Bad team

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475082252

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475083918

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475086687

>Z-Acupressure raises crit rate by 2
you guys ready for this epic meme

Citizen Crits (Drapion) @ Normalium Z
Ability: Battle Armor
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Acupressure
- Night Slash
- Rest
- Sleep Talk

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475089150

Scizor with fury cutter

new team

anorexia (Gorebyss) @ Focus Band
Ability: Swift Swim
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shell Smash
- Dive
- Bounce
- Frustration

life orb 4 attacks galvantula

any crab

Glaceon @scarf
-Ice beam
-Frost breath for calm minders
-HP ground
-Shadow ball

>>29872728

>>29872731
boom boom

golurk named slaphams

>>29872733
>>29872734
>>29872735
>>29872736
>>29872740
>>29872728

the tickler for database y/n?

inb4 "what is boom boom"

>>29872763
what is boom boom

>>29872778
rhyperior

>>29872789
what is boom boom

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475091125

>>29872881
lillie is mute!
MUTE!

>>29872888
>888
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>29872881
has there ever been a shittiest waifu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475092667

Lillie fucking sucks my fucking dick what a shit design and a terrible character

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>>29872896
>>29872905

>>29872667
Gains Train (Buzzwole) @ assault vest
Ability: Beast
EVs: 252 hp / 4 Atk / 252 spdef
-Power up Punch
-Fell Stinger
-Leech Life
-Ice Punch

>>29872911
Probably doesn't even know how to use that thing because she's such a shit-stinking retard

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>>29872937
If dubs I shoot

>>29872955
oh fuck

>>29872955
If singles this character sucks

>>29872934
i like this

>>29872934
REMOVE SKARM (Golem-Alola) @ Leftovers
Ability: Magnet Pull
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 SpD
Brave Nature
- Wild Charge
- Screech
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge

smogon approved, skarm gets 0hkod after a screech by wild charge

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>>29873002
>wild charge
>not frustration

>>29873002
couldve just used a magnezone and do the same thing 100x better but ok

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>>29872984
This ends here

>>29873009
>404 galvanize not found

I want to bury my wedding ring in Lillie's finger so hard that whoever pulls it out would be crowned King of the Britons.

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>>29872984

Calling shit with singles, sit down.

>>29873009
>frustration
>with magnet pull
y-you okay, registeel? are the magnets frying your brains?

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475096034

>>29872911
>>29872955
>>29873015
why does lillie have so many guns? that's violent.

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>>29873029
LEWD

>>29873069
Because she's a cocksucking moron who reeks of piss and vinegar

My singles confirm, check 'em

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>>29873069
senpai you haven't even begun to see 'so many guns'

Me or belly drum trick room slowbro

>>29873103
someone shoop lillie into this please

new team

dusclops

Clawitzer named Panprawn

victreebell named victreeboner
needs toxic

victreebel

>>29873136
RAPE APE

>>29873110

Mega Audino

Any pokemon with only cut and last resort as moves

>>29873136
noodle

>>29873137
>>29873139
>>29873140
>>29873146
>>29873152
>>29873110
Teem

>>29873140
>>29873142
woah

>>29872881
she is my gf!

>>29873142
are you me?!?!

Lille a shit. A SHIT.

>>29873162
yes its you hello

>>29873176
Im spooked

>>29873173
(you)

Also dubs again

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475099476

>>29873223
so close
here are consolation dubs

new champ chumps, I gotta do things

me
or
Special lando-t named Countermeanie

specs electivire

any birb

any mon, but must be named "a pimp named slickback"

Any UU or under mega

>>29873402
noodle

mudde

band larvesta

>>29873405
>>29873407
>>29873409
>>29873410
>>29873411
>>29873414

>>29873402

Champ, can you build a team really, really fast so I don't have to think about how terrible my life is?

>>29873443
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475105036
No, nerd

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>>29873443

>>29873465
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475106266

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>>29873443

Lillie the sun is settingg, it's time for dinner and then snuggles.

>>29873518
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475107786
I think I'm cursed

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>>29873586
>http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475105036
>it's a fucking stalle team

>>29873666
calm down satan

>>29873586
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475114561
FUCK stall

>>29873882
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475116814
fug

>>29873986
>putting toxic on mudde
he has the gas for a reason champ

>>29874105
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475120359
I switched it back because of your autism

>>29874125
rude, but thanks.

>>29874125
New team

184 days in hoenn

me or specs tyranitar

>>29874169
Breloom

Wobbufett

tentacruel

>>29874169
>>29874169
thunderdoge

hoge

>>29874177
>you will never make lillie wear choice specs

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475122505
memes

>>29874211
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475126010
Good shit

>>29874317
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475126975

>>29874350
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475129663

>>29874428
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475131128

>>29874483
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475131767

>>29874504
That was baller, so last team

God bless Breloom

>>29874581
good goy

>>29874586
Is that a suggestion or a comment?

184 days in india

>>29874581
stantler

>>29874596
comment

>>29874596
champs choice

1 day in syria

>>29874617
this is a high quality meme

We need one more or i go with an additional breloom

funclops

MEGA BLASTOISE!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475135441

>>29874651
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475137811

>>29874757
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475139645

>>29874818
That was fun. New champ.

someone champ

>>29874945
no

Yes. Champ me

reflect type stunfisk

sunkern

>>29875104
thunderdoge

Harvest trevenant with curse.

remove skarm

mama roach

free pick!

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475150703

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475151231

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475153234

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475159399

congrats pelusium
http://dogars.org/set/5

>>29875393
thanks you too

new memes

Zarel set of your choice

choiced volcarona named IM GONNA DANCE

the worst sableye set you can think of

a stall lopunny

Anything with Terrain named "TAPU SOON"

shell smash omastar

http://dogars.org/set/39

>>29875448
never fails to get a chuckle out of me

i think its the image

congrats comfyanon
http://dogars.org/set/162

>>29875462
>http://dogars.org/set/39
Trivia: I actually made the art for that as part of an MS Paint thread on this board

>>29875490
ty!

>>29875490
10/10 good choice comfyanon

>>29875503
there is no set with the same name as a garbodor set

>>29875534
made you check haha

>>29875534
Look up on the archive the names of existing Garbador sets until you find a set posted with that name

champ hurry the fuck up

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475165499

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475167031

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475169090

>tfw get locked for something that took place 3
hours ago that was clearly a joke

thanks zarel

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475172064

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475174648

new chump

ME or air balloon levitate bronzong named "the rusemaster"

I LIKE THAT JUMP (Shiftry) (M)
Ability: Pickpocket
EVs: 8 HP / 252 Atk / 248 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Bounce
- Explosion

No item

garbodor

∞ days in jungle (Exeggutor) @ Leppa Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpD
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Curse
- Rest
- Block
- Confide

here go nothing

Impish Cloyster holding a Big Root

max special Defence EVs, split the rest between Defence and Attack

give it Aqua Ring, Barrier, and whatever you want else(maybe shell smash, maybe substitute, maybe avalanche, idk lol)

you can pick the meme name

my moms dog

Band Dugtrio named Revengeance

Congrats to 1453WasAnInsideJob
http://dogars.org/set/2829

Congrats to FortuneFavored
http://dogars.org/set/32

Congrats to Xyiavez2
http://dogars.org/set/36

Congrats to mecuzi
http://dogars.org/set/2914

Congrats to Metan
http://dogars.org/set/49

Congrats to LillieIsCUTE
http://dogars.org/set/2915

If I missed you, PM me in Showdown

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>>29876074
>that post

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>>29876101
bless

>>29876074
>max spdef evs
>impish nature
>Barrier

uhh let's see if this works

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475180214

>>29876101
ayy thanks senpai

>>29876188
fug

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475182756

>>29876188
IT DOESNT WORK

Congrats to memes lol
http://dogars.org/set/21

>>29876188
yeah i fucked up with that cloyster set, rest would have been better than aqua ring

i stand by having barrier though, it balances out shell smash and it boosts cloyster's already high defenc

>>29876380
>barrier

it still dies to any special attack regardless of investment, I dno't see the point of going balk

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475185629

>fucking scarf crobat

>>29876392
el man of crowd avoiding

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475186014

>>29876392
don't send it out against special attackers then

>>29876407
that makes investing in special defense dumb, which was champ's point, you fucking nigger

>>29876419
yeah i fucked up with the evs too, should have just said max def and atk

i still stand by barrier though

>>29876439
yeah it should be "ok" if I don't have to spend in spdef, but still, can't really kill stuff

>mfw the spam is lagging my pc

>>29876446
you can change it if you like

i know it's against the rules, but i don't care if no one else does

>gets OU mon
>cries about suboptimal ev's
neoderp

>>29876460
not changing it now desu

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475189549

>>29876486
>he thinks cloyster is ou
lmao

Congrats to FilthySlimebag
http://dogars.org/set/26

>>29876525
HAHA it was bait

>>29876520
i'll refine my memes for next time

6XS: are you a youtuber?
Metan: nope

afkWyrx: .
Metan: hello yes
afkWyrx: someone was asking about you
Metan: huh

can I be shofu now

Congrats to Togaykiss
http://dogars.org/set/2916

>>29876576
enough now

new tim tam

anuse in bagina

Chop Chop (Haxorus) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Mold Breaker
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Endure
- Reversal
- Dual Chop
- Swords Dance

wew

cupkek

gaston

ferro
called im gay

cold pupper

beutifly

>>29876672
electabuzz

Next battle with our NEW CHAMP SITU

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475193866

Done with custom images for now. Stay tuned for the next giveaway!

>>29876706
thanks for trivia questions it was fun time

WE GO

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475194798

>>29876706
what about the ban things

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>>29869843

>>29876729
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475196471

>>29876794
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475198376

>>29876879
wew

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475199375

>>29876910
mam

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475200638

>>29876439
investing in def on something that has 180 base and 50 base hp is retarded
just fucking stop, dude, you're dumb, accept yourself, embrace yourself, then jump in front of a train or something lol

>>29876958
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475205028

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Lots of keks were had

new champ now

>>29877014
no fak u

pls new champ

>come to showderp
>no champ
alright then lets go

Thunderdoge

blood waifu

Creative moth

magikarp

manaphy

my mom's dog

>>29877433
what the fuck is this

>>29877443
stoutland
http://dogars.org/set/115

>>29877443
it's your mom's dog man idk what kind of dog she has

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475216913

http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-475219448

>>29877679
>>29877679