EVERYTHING WRONG WITH POKÉMON SUN AND MOON

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>there are like 5 threads on this board right now where people just make lists of things they hate

>>29845850
OP here with part 2:
21. Z moves may fucking destroy competitive battling.
22. Lack of alola forms.
23. Just so many missed opportunities in general for this game.
24. Salandit is combee in disguise.
25. Denialfags.
26. Tapu Bulu isn't fire.
27. There are actually People that think that Pokémon SUN and moon are spinoffs or sequels to Pokémon GO.
28. The anime is cannon.
29. Yokai watch 2 actually has a lot of designs that are better than some of the designs of Pokémon in sun and moon.
30. Game seems to just be mainly story oriented which isn't a bad thing by any means. If anything it's a really good thing, but they didn't pay attention to anything else. Like, AT ALL.
31. Role reversal. This time Pokémon totally ripped of Digimon. Pokémon sun = digimon dawn (even has a lion monster on it) and Pokémon moon = digimon dusk.
32. Games just seem like a direct sequel to x and y.
33. LANA HENTAI.
34. Sun and moon anime sucks.
35. Some of the Pokémon typings make no sense.
36. WISHIWASHI SCHOOL FORM IS THE STRONGEST POKÉMON IN THE ENTIRE GAME.
37. NO POSTGAME CONTENT. AGAIN.
Sin tally: 37.
Sentence: this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lPyhlybViJw

>>29845850
I just heard about Gengar... how was Talonflame nerfed?

>>29845879
This. Stop hating, you fucking faggots. The game looks amazing, get over it.

>>29845881
They fucked with abilities like gale wings and essentially made it useless

Autism: The Thread

>>29845850
I agree on all counts except porn.
There must always be porn.

>>29845906
OP here. I'm not saying the game's bad, don't get me wrong the game looks downright fucking amazing and may be the best we've had in years but there's just a lot wrong with it so I just made this list to list the game's small faults (believe me it's just me nitpicking at the small shit)

>>29845850
>1
meh, great mon either way

>2
not gamefreak's fault, retard

>3
so?

>4
battle frontier was shit anyways

>5
literally only in totem battles

>6
why did you think it was gonna evolve?

>7
so?

>8
valid complaint

>9
"anything feminine is a waifumon!

>10
>11
not gamefreak's fault, its whoever distributed the copies and didnt bother to add extra security on the carts

>12
you get a league you can make, just like you asked, and you still complain

>13
whats so bad about that?

>14
?

>15
valid complaint

>16
"what are joke designs/mon"

>17
fuck off

>18
"greatest pokemon"
LOVING EVERY LAUGH

>19
people complained about this happening in gen 4 so they removed it, now y'all want it back

>20
valid complaint

>>29845850

>lack of alola forms

You serious? It's the first time introducing them to the series, it makes more sense to have a small pack of older mons getting new forms rather than half a generation, that way it doesn't eclipse the new pokemons introduced this gen.

>>29845906
Now if it had decent framerate I would actually agree with you.

But nope, doubles are a nightmare.

>>29845879
Welcome to /vp/ a sub board of /v/, where it's uncool to like games.

>>29845850
If you hate the game so much that you had to make a fucking list for it, why are you here

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>>29845850
>SO. MUCH. PORN.
>This is somehow a bad thing
Stopped reading right there
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>>29845850
why did you mix your list with half valid reasons and half retarded meme reasons

what possessed you to make this thread

>>29845880
>21. Z moves may fucking destroy competitive battling.
.....? why....? a better argument could have been made for megas

>>29845850
How is porn, which is produced by third parties, a problem with the original product?

>>29845850
>3
They should have Mega Evolutions of Bisharp, Bewear, Hawlucha and Tsareena (or whatever the company wants)
>10 & 11
Its likely an early shipping of the game
>12
The Alola League is just a newly opened thing in Sun and Moon
>>29845880
>29 & 31
>Blaming on Digimon DS games than Yokai Watch
I don't know Digimon Dawn and Dusk games but there are some Undertale elements in the Sun and Moon game
>22
Some Pokemon has Alola Forms
>34
Better watch a single or some episode of Pokemon Sun and Moon anime before crying out loud over how bad it is

is a lot of porn even a bad thing in the first place or are you just gay

>>29845880
>Z moves may fucking destroy competitive battling.

You said so much stupid shit, but this takes the cake.
I'm actually laughing out loud at you. Holy shit you are pathetic.

>>29845850
>12. The Pokémon league is compiled of nothing but the kahunas you already fought previously in the game.
Confirmed for not playing the game

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>go to the fucking pokemon board to escape the salt
>half of the board is SM salt
what's even the fucking point of enjoying anything anymore

>>29845880
an awful lot of these aren't even things in the game. Why do denialfags make any kind of impact on how food the game is? fuck off.

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1. I hate Spaghetti
2. I hate normies
3. I hate things
4. I hate you anon

>>29845880
Did you just try to make a cinema sins joke at the end of your post?

Kill yourself

>>29845850
You are listing porn in multiple slots.
Some other slots are memes and repeated.
You don't like gen 1 pandering, but you want more alolan forms?

>>29847055
There's nothing wrong with Cinemasins, guy.

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>>29845880
>shitting on pokemon designs
A reminder to get a load of this and be grateful for what you have

>>29847055
>Hating cinemasins
Spotted the underage

>>29847303
Leave robotnyan alone faggot.

>>29846834
>it's likely an early shipping of the game
It's CFW and piracy stemming from one review copy of the game

>>29845850
>2. SO. MUCH. PORN.
And yet still none of the strapping young swimmer

>>29845850
>1.Only 70 Something new Pokémon.
Not the end of the world. Honestly I feel adding a whole new roster every game is hurting the franchise more. Needs a balance of new, yet not an overwhelming amount,
>2. SO. MUCH. PORN.
What exactly is the problem with this.
>3. No New Megas.
Are their any mega's at all? Thought they weren't doing Mega's in this game..
>7. Legendary Pokémon can evolve now.
How is this bad, exactly?
>9. Too many waifumon.
They are just pandering, it can't be helped. Just enjoy the ones that aren't waifu's Nothing can be done.
>10. People already have the whole fucking game. Are you fucking shitting me.
Did you really expect anything different? People find a way.
>11. Game will most likely sell poorly because of this (see 10)
HIghly unlikely. It will sell like hotcakes, regardless of wither people have hacked/stolen the client priar to release. Probably will sell higher than more of the other games so far on it's hype factor alone.
>12. The Pokémon league is compiled of nothing but the kahunas you already fought previously in the game.
All the league's were extremely similar. This isn't new.
>14. Toucannon.
Lazy design sure, but hardly worth mentioning it as something wrong with the games as a whole.
>15. Gen one pandering EVERYWHERE.
This won't ever stop. The generations of players that grew up with Gen 1 will forever find it nostalgic and enjoyable. This pandering won't ever stop, might as well just enjoy whatever Gen you like the most and quell the complaining on it.
>16. STUFFIN UR FACE AS USUAL PERSIAN.
Either lazy design on the designer's part, or they knew it would create a slew of garfield meme's.
>18. They fucking nerfed talonflame and gengar who are undoubtedly some of the greatest Pokémon in competitive battling history.
Oh no, guess you'll actually have to use a varied team instead of predictable and small list of overpowered and overused mons.

Wew not even I hate the games this much. They're a step up but I would be lying if I said that I wasn't disappointed by the features removed.

>>29846063
And it's the official format, too!
This is gonna be a fun 3 years.

>>29845850

>no battle frontier

WHY WOULD ALOLA HAVE A FUCKING BATTLE FRONTIER

>>29847568
>Either lazy design on the designer's part, or they knew it would create a slew of garfield meme's.

he's based on a British bluehair. The Garfield resemblance is a big fat coincidence

>>29847265
>>29847369
>Advocating e-celeb bullshit
Make a verlisify or ttar tube reference next why don't you

>>29847752
Ow the edge

>>29848782
That's not what edgy means.

wanna ask something about frame rate
is it really bad ?

>>29848808
It gets pretty bad on totem fights, as well as in double battles.

>>29848782
Just stop

>>29845879
People are free to dislike what they wish.
the problem is how far they'll reach to add a point on.

>>29845850
>>29845880
fucking kill yourself you whiny bitch

>>29845909
>They did well* with abilities like gale wings and essentially made it useless
fixed it for you anon

>Silvally takes up a whole fucking slot

heheh.... you're acting as if GF would have added another pokemon if it was just a simple form change.

>caring about frame rate in a turn-based game

kek

>>29848852
frame rate is a valid complaint. The only valid complaint on that entire autistic list.

>>29845850
You are fucking retarded, OP.

What annoys me the most is that we have 14 fucking legendaries this time, not counting events, while the rest of the Alola dex is severely underpowered. So you know already what you'll be seeing in VGC.

Well, I guess Hyper Training will at least reduce/remove the need to soft-reset all of them if you want to have a fair chance against hackers.

>Gale Wings only works at full HP
eh, it's not like Talonflame to could OHKO anyone anyway. and it's fragile as fuck
>Gengar can't spam Destiny Bond anymore cuz itll miss
i still feel like something of value was lost, but it doesnt really feel like a loss

>>29845850
>I want more Mages, which destroyed competitive battling
>But fuck Z-Moves, they destroyed competitive battling
I am confused, OP. Explain.

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>>29845850
2. Not Nintendo's fault
3. Who cares?
7. Why the fuck does that matter? It's not like you can breed them anyway.
10. Again, how is that Nintendo's fault, you saucy cock?
11. Source: my ass
13. That doesn't make any sense. Why would you not want it to evolve?
14. WAAAH I DON'T LIKE ONE POKEMON!
18. Too bad balancing doesn't trigger people's autism like you.
19/20. Yup. Because what we really need is more Pokemon that are uncreatively related to old Pokemon.

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>>29850383
Continuing.

>>29845880
21. One move that can only be used once per battle will destroy competitive? Like how megas did?
22. Probably the only one of your points I completely agree with. Alola Forms was such a wasted opportunity that would've been better if they hadn't only done a handful of families.
26. Bulu fucking Hulu
28. Stopped reading after this one.

>>29845850
>Game will sell poorly

Welcome to the internet

>pirates find out flaws in game
>Nintendo releases day1 patch and fixes most issues
Wow, thanks pirates.