What would you do if Chicken chan had a crush on you?

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>>29818594
Confess while dragging her into playing house with the box legendary as our child.

>>29818594
you crush the chicken

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>>29818594
>Crush

ESCAPE

Isn't she literally just like Leaf and NOT CANON?

>>29818594

>Be glad
>Take her on a date
>It takes off pretty well, start relationship with chicken
>Feel like eating pizza one day
>Go to a pizza parlor with her
>She orders pineapple pizza
>Drop her on the spot, go home and masturbate to porn of Top Lel
>Cum buckets

>>29818660
i like you anon

>>29818660
whats wrong with pineapple

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bend over

>>29818653
Who the fuck cares? She is our Chiken and always will live on our hearts.

>>29818660
kek

>>29818594
Jesus, Chicken-chan is actually well endowed. She always seemed flat as a board. Puts Lillie to shame.

ITS A FUCKING FLOWER HAT GODDAMMMIT!!!

>>29818594

Cuddle the chicken-chan till shes of age then paint her uterus white for her birthday

God I love Dd/lg

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Imagine the handjobs she gives

Are there lewd edits of the SM models yet?

>>29818653
Autism

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>>29818643
Should I?

>>29818853

I wish she would pound my balls with those cute little fists.

>>29818594
Put a box on her head

>>29819279
Do it.

>>29819556
>Not wanting her to squeeze or knee your balls.

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>>29818594
Let her crush me.

>>29818594
Kiss her

>>29818594
I'd give it a try. Who knows?

Reject her because crippling self-esteem issues and just fap to pics of her instead.

>>29818594
Tell her to take off her shoes and to rest her feet on my chin/mouth and forehead.

>>29818594
Tell her it's cute but I'm waaaaaaaay too old for her
But without crushing her dreams

>>29818594
Fingerbang her to completion

>>29818739
Its an American meme that pineapple on pizza is bad. They fail to realise that there are other parts of the world where the most popular flavor uses pineapple.

>>29818594
Nothing cause she ain't real.