Isnt lusamine too young to be a mom?

She's in her 40s at the very least

She literally says she's older than 40

Lusamine is an old h*g, dude

>>29802884
>>29802882
How? She looks like she could be lillies sister

>>29803027
Something about the right fashion making the difference. She then says Hau could work on his with her, at which point he kinda recoils.

>>29803027
Hamon

lillie gladion r liek 10 yrs old, therefore shes 30

Truth to be told some asian women was the same as her 40 who looks like 20 or something and one of the K-POP star (Female)Female shes 30 or something but she looks like 20

Anime style makes characters look a lot younger than they are

>>29802865
U S E D G O O D S
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>>29802865
I want to make Lusamine a mom again

>>29803630
dude, she's in a coma

She literally says she is above 40 to you and your abo friend.

>>29803656
Even better

>>29802882
She could be like 25, her daughter Lillie is like 10.

>>29803977
Lusamine says she's over 40 when you first meet her.

>>29804219
>had her first kid when she was 30

Lusamine is my mother.

>>29804231
That is a common thing for those career women.

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>>29804231
Couldn't help but to fuck, forgive me.

She manages herself well and has good genes so she looks young. Hau was shocked when she explained that she was over 40 because he assumed they were around the same age.

>>29803027
Our next First Lady is fine as hell and she's 46.

>>29803546
Lusamine is not asian.

>>29804390
But her husband went missing to another dimension.

If he pumped and dumped her and went back to make Unova Great Again.

>>29803027
A lot of this board seems to forget that Japanese people make this game.

Japanese women age fantastically and look great until well past 50.

>b-but muh blonde hair and Hawaii region
1. Anime is technicolor and still everyone is Japanese.
2. They're still going to take cultural cues from their own people, especially with how much Japan prizes youthfulness in women and how, in reality, the Japanese's contact with older women is skewed by their environment.

>>29803027
>>29804536
>>29804460
people forget that Lusamine is obsessed with Beauty
she'r probably taken great care to look this way;
a vegan diet, a rigious work-out plan, facelifts and facials and an expensive warderobe

>>29804483
Unlikely considering his dialogue implies that he has recently come to Alola for the first time. Also Gladion explicitly mentions remembering his dad, who is named and definitely not Colress.

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>>29802865

lusamine is over 40

>>29803608
Still could hit her anytime

>>29804575
>>29804425
>>29802865
Yeah she looks good on the outside, but imagine how fucking her would feel like.
She had two kids and she's way over 40. Her pussy is likely extremely loose, with flappy darkened labias. Gross.

>>29804536
Except sm takes place in hawaii you fuck

>>29805519
There are surgeries to fix that.

>>29805519
>>29805761
also: kegels

>>29804575
>a vegan diet
>Looking great
Delusional vegan detected.

>>29805761
>There are surgeries to fix that.
At this stage it'll be cheaper and easier to get with an Ultra Beast and make it look like her...

>>29802865
She could be a grandma.

>>29804710
> That dialogue
Christ. Get a better translator than fucking Google

>>29803027
because anime

>>29803027
Lusamine is obsessed with beauty and physical perfection, fixated on her style and appearance. This was made worse by her interaction with the UBs and the wormholes they emerge from.

The majority of Aether seems to share a similar mentality, but the department heads are a little more relaxed. For all we know, Wicke and Faba could be younger than her.

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>>29804575
>a vegan diet
>implying she doesn't remain youthful from all the shota she lures in and consumes

>>29803630
#MLAMA

>>29805523
You...didn't even read the full post, where that's addressed.

lrn2read

>>29802865
She's 40

>>29804483
Crackpot theory

>Lillie's and Gladion's dad is Colress from the non mega timeline, who through his experiments of wormholes transports him into the non mega timeline. His fascination between human and pokemon is a matter of merger that he wishes to understand between UBS and humans, but in the process of being sucked into the non mega timeline, his memories are fuzzy, and he doesn't know about UBS when we meet him in bw2.

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Is Lusamine's whole character a metaphor for drug-addicted mothers?

>>29804595
>>29806945
Her husband is Mohn who lost his memories just like Anabel

>>29806781
I will build a wall of sperm and her eggs will pay for it.

>>29807032
Yes. And Guzma sounded like someone who tried for the first time but didn't like it. He also said that she was beyond the point of return.

>>29804575
Wait a minute, Lysandre was also obsessed with Beauty.

>>29807084
Holy shit!!

>>29807843
In a different way though. Lysandre wanted beautiful things to stay beautiful forever as if they stuck in time. Lusamine has very strange perception of beauty of she loves Ultra Beast the best.

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We all need to become like N.

>>29804460
She is a chinese cartoon, same thing

>>29807843
Lysandre was more about beauty as an ideal. Lusamine is just about skin-deep beauty.

>>29808346
Lysandre wants to protect everyone's smiles forever, Lusamine bathes in the blood of virgins and semen of shotas to preserve her youth.

Truly the scariest villain in any generation.