Why did you guys have to ruin this pokemon?
Its one of my favorite mons this gen and its being raped by creepy virgins.
Can't you guys ruin the flower thing or the 12 year old kids like usual? Why did you have to wreck the cool lizard raptor?
Because she's so damn fuckable. LOOK AT THAT BODY.
Cause it's only ruined if you let it be. Fucked up cunts will sexuality anything and everything, sadly Pokémon is no exception.
I think it's an awesome Pokémon and I'll use it in my final team.
>Aw man, it looks like a cool mon, can't wait to
>100% female
fuck that noise, Combee and Vespiquen was already infuriating to get JUST for pokedex registering and you mean to tell me I can't just have a bro Salazzle without wanting to fuck it?
fucking waifu riddled Pokedex
>>29788078
Look at her goddamn model or her "reverse harem" pokedex description. For most waifumon it's at least arguable but this one was literally made to be sexualized.
>>29788078
What, you think we haven't ruined the flowers and 12 year olds, too?
Did you earnestly believe that the pokemon whose ability is to make everything fall madly, physically in love with it would not get porn? The pokemon who is 100% female? The pokemon who literally forms harems out of subservient males?
>>29788078
To be fair, GF ruined it themselves as soon as they made the dex entry about females controlling males AND trainers, with her pheromones. This isn't the fault of just the furfags/scalyfags.
links to the good shit anyone?
>>29788442
e621; search for salazzle or sandit
>>29788078
It's not us, when game freak makes a pokemon that is 100% female and controls the minds of men of all species (including humans), they saw this coming
>>29788078
Bayonetta raptormander is better. Now make a mental image of her destroying Angels/Fairies.
>Salazzle: For some reason, only females have been found. It creates a reverse harem of male Salandit that it lives with.
Fucking hell they knew where they were going with this shit
>>29788734
Yellow whiptail is a female only real life lizard.
>>29788250
>Wah, arbitrary genders on Pokemon mad me maaaad