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Welcome to... ... ... I’m sorry, but... are you [VAR TRNAME(0000)]?
I am
You know me?
I thought you must be.
From my son.
Guzma has actually come home a few times since...all that. And he told me to give you this if you ever came by.
It was always one of his favorite TMs. He won so many trophies when he entered battle competitions with the Pokémon that he’d taught to use Swagger.
I know that there were a lot of rumors flying around, saying that our Guzma was up to no good and doing terrible things... but I know it was all just lies.
Who the fuck is speaking this dialog? I don't know how to ID speakers in the dump.
Also, Guzma thread, because HE'S STILL OUR BOY.
>I heard about you numskulls at Aether. Do you really know a way to save our boy Guzma?!
>We can make you talk, even if we have to cut you to the bone!
>OK, so you cut me to the bone! Ouch!
>Doesn’t matter! We’ll come after you with all our Pokémon at once then, li’l homeslice! We’ll give 200 percent to save our boy Guzma!
O U R B O Y
Did Guzmafags abandon board at the leak?
>>29770917
>save our boy Guzma?!
>save
My boy better be safe
>>29770797
>Guzma has actually come home a few times since...all that. And he told me to give you this if you ever came by.
>It was always one of his favorite TMs. He won so many trophies when he entered battle competitions with the Pokémon that he’d taught to use Swagger.
>I know that there were a lot of rumors flying around, saying that our Guzma was up to no good and doing terrible things... but I know it was all just lies.
That's cute as hell
Fuck I think I love our boy too much, I just want to protect him
>>29772634
Fuck if I can piece together how it all happens, buthe survives the UB bullshit and disbands Team Skull, becoming a normal Pokemon trainer. Hala takes him for a trip to get his act together.The whole "he falls into the portal with Lusamine" was describing a midgame thing. Midclimax, whatever.
>>29770797
Nice. He seem to have the prodigal son thing going on. Also swagger lol.
>>29771626
Hell no, I've been with Guzma, even when everyone else doubted him. He is living within my heart forever.and now I can sleep in his first home
>>29770797
Also... "Swagger". Guzma has swag. This is all too much for me!
>>29771626
It probably scared off some
plus the fact that some anons stop browsing durring leaks
>>29770917
Our boy
>>29773079
>>29771626
I've been here since the beginning. There was a rough patch in the middle there with the Lurantis leaks where he was purposefully dogging questions about our boy, haha. But Guzma pulled through at the end.
>>29773123
I think this is from the house beside the motel on the first island, which iirc is in front of the berry fields. I haven't beaten the game yet so I can't 100% confirm, but there's a lonely man in that house who says something about his son just up and leaving him two years prior and there's a bunch of trophies around.
>>29773151
Don't talk crud about my bou, shidheads!
>>29773171
I love Guzma!
>>29773197
>>29773212
Pardon my French, but Guzma is hotter than flapjacks.
>>29773233
WithKukui's waifu
>>29773212
>they were temporary tattoos
>he has a Masquerain
I can't believe he really was that squishy all along.
>>29773258
I always knew he was a li'l fuzz ball.
Guzma x Chicken-chan when
>>29773277
I may be crazy, but I'd kiss this mop.
Was there any spoilers on why one of the UB looks like him?
>>29773212
BOI
>>29773291
>>29773306
>>29773325
POST MOAR
>>29773310
YesGuzma says when he entered that wormy hole with Lusamine, one kinda did stuff to him
>>29773256
But seriously, why does Kukui marry a woman with Guzma's haircut?
>>29773340
>>29773357
>>29773374
>>29773380
Kukui wanted our boi, but Alola marriage laws.
>>29773413
Subtle
>>29773413
fUCK, anon, please give me the artist's name, these ones are masterpieces
New topic: how fucking old is he?
Plumeria: See, Guzma… he really likes the president. She’s the only adult who ever seemed to see how strong he was.
Does that mean he's the only adult in Team Skull? Or does that mean he's not an adult and he's the world's most strung-out looking teenager? Lusamine is over 40, so looks can be deceiving. If >>29773158 is right he was still living with his father only two years ago.
>>29773437
>>29773455
He's probably in his early twenties then. Crack man, it does stuff to ya.
>>29773450
Wait I think I see it
>>29773455
Has to be as old as Kukui, maybe 20s.
>>29773450
I found them on Twitter by typing Guzma's name in Japanese, and pressed "all posts" then "all images".
>>29773464
>>29773455
>See, Guzma… he really likes the president. She’s the only adult who ever seemed to see how strong he was.
>he really likes the president.
>>29773517
>>29773557
If she meant Lusamine, then shame on Lusamine for using our boi. I'm gonna pull that cunt's hair out.
>>29773599
>>29773616
>>29773557
If it helps at all, she clearly has no interest in him beyond as a tool.Is it bad that I still want her to have manipulated him with the approval he clearly craves until he's like an abuse victim? His way of speaking is so different towards her, all "yes ma'am". I want her to leave a crater in him....so I can fix it.
>>29773640
>>29773654
I will mend his broken heart. But I think he was more grossed out that she wanted to fuck Squidward, probably killed his boner.
>>29773700
I would take him out on a date and tell him how important he is. I would treat him to those masuda treats.
>>29773654
>If it helps at all, she clearly has no interest in him beyond as a tool.
that's just more suffering for him
Which I'm hesitantly into
>>29773747
>>29773769
My puzzy fluffpall! I would never hurt him, never use him.
>>29773794
He is a honey bun.
>>29773813
Forget about that dumb Hanson brother wannabe bitch. She's no good. Plus, she fucks rock squids.
>>29773599
>I'm gonna pull that cunt's hair out.
No need to get your panties in a bunch.Ya boi got that covered.
>>29773823
I have been here the whole time. Loose-a-meanie doesn't know what's good. Plus, she may be able to keep her face young, but she cannot do much with the old snatch. It only forms dust. You don't deserve wrinkle snatch dust.
>>29773853not gonna lie, I like that pic
>>29773872
Lusamine should have kept fucking with Lysandre. She only disassociates cuz he has red hair. That's why he killed himself. Because Lusamine's a shallow cunt.
>>29773853
>guzmas face
he should be happy he's making that milf cry
>>29773935
But now Screws-a-bean is dead, so good riddance. She goofed up cuz Lysandre is in heck with her, and there's no hair bleach in heck, so she is eternally tied to his red crotch.
>>29773975
Guzma is cute.
>>29773995
I kiss better than Lusamine. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
>>29774012
>>29774012
>he's a bug trainer so this image is completely realistic
Imagine him collecting Vivillion.
Drawing more Guzma tonightI'm really glad Guzma has made me start drawing again
Leaked Guzma is a cute
>>29774062
I love that he's a bug type trainer, just imagine lil guzma as bug catcher shota
>>29774093
Literally canon.
>>29774062
He is so adorable!
>>29774074
Yay, thanks for drawing moreI loved seeing this one the first time around
>>29774093
Someone need to make an edit of shota Guzma, this time using the bug catcher trainer as the base.
>>29774223
I might make it tomorrow, just started getting into editing. But everyone else is more than welcome to try
>>29773599
>I'm gonna pull that cunt's hair out.
>>29773853
>Ya boi got that covered.
He sure does.
>>29774241
Thanks, please do!
>>29774261
At least her ovaries are rotted so she can't be impregnated by him.I am the bearer of Guzma sprinkles
>>29774361
Imagine Daddy Guzma (not pervert definition), with his little daughter, and they are bug catching. They travel to Johto to the National Park to do annual Bug Catching contests.
>>29774391
>>29774406
I relate to this drawing.
>>29774434
Somebody please... uh... I forgot. But goddamn it to heck, why do I love Guzma so much?
>>29774469
I must meet Guzma's parents in the game.
>>29774434
I don't care about that Lillie stuff revealed recently. Guzma will always be Chicken-chan's boiin fanarts and to me at least
>>29774485
Imagine Guzma eating cotton candy. He would be adorable and share it with his buggies. They would all be nomming on it at once. And Masquerain would lick his face of the residue.
>>29774505chicken-chan doesn't like lillie backthat's a one-way street. Chicken loves Guzma.
>>29773853
>>29774261
>lusamine not being the dom
she probably promised him sex for his cooperation
>>29774580
She probablygave him footjobswish I could do that
>>29774505
Now I've seen this sort of thing so frecuently and seems like Game Freak wants to introduce this romence thing more often, do you think will we see some Villain x MC romance as story line for upcoming gens?
I'm not a cringe shipper but as the franchise goes this is likely
>>29774628
I would like to see something of the sort. I don't usually do that shipping stuff, butfor some reason, I have a sudden interest to ship Chicken/Guzma
>>29774628
>Villain x MC
Do you mean protag?
Does NxHilbert/Hilda count as pairing?
>>29774580
99% sure Lusamine is a dom especially after leaks
>>29774663
eh, close enough for me but I didn't ship them personally
>>29774657
I don't blame you. Guzma/chicken-chan has some forbidden vibes that is absolutely impossible not ship them
GUZMABOIS REPORT IN
If only I could be cutie like Chicken-chan or sexy like Lusamine. At least I have my imagination.
>>29774663
>NxHilbert/Hilda
There are no hints besides shippers' delusions of them and nothing more is implied.
I mean something more directly referred to romance that is totally taken as actual romance
>>29774828
>>29774856
Guzma is probably very warm. Thinking about it makes me snuggly and sleepy.
>>29774892
Too tired to even draw.
>>29774970
>>29774990
>>29775021
>>29775041
He's so sweet. A fluffy ball of sugar.
>>29774970
kek
What do you draw on?
>>29775117
My phone. Usually don't draw this bad, but darn it, I'm tired.
>>29775147
Angel Guzma.
>>29775236
Devil Guzma.
>>29775393
I don't even know what this is.
>>29775579
Cute adorable Guzma. I want to go on a date to Olive Garden with him.on another note, what the heck are Emoji Spells? Do people think those actually work?
>>29775675
Well, I will put an Emoji Spell on Guzma.
>>29775700
He's a silly. I just want to press him up against the wall and tongue kiss him. Just do that for a while.
>>29775729
>>29775752
I want to suddenly have to go to a store with Guzma to buy something. And we are shopping together. Feels like we are murrayed.
>>29775780
Guzma's parents made such a handsome guy. I thank his papa for the seed and his mama for the bead.
>>29775802
I want to be King Fluff's waifu.
>>29775827
I bet he is warm and soft. Even in the winter times or whatever. He could keep me warm all night. Even in summer time.
>>29775863
Kiss
Stop telling me to click store fronts.
>>29775885
People are slow at voting. Guzma is fast. He could do things fast and I wouldn't mind since he feels good in the end, so I'm happy for that.
>>29775970
Guzma's kisses taste like orange creamsicles. Yum. And his clothes smell like an overwhelming amount of dryer sheets, since he throws a handful in the machine.
>>29776019
I want to get drunk with Guzma and make some sexual mistakes even though they weren't an accident then pass out on my stomach and he passes out on top of me.
>>29776192
>>29776259
>>29776315
>>29776427
What a cutie
>>29776439
>>29776478
I want to softly kiss his shoulders as I work my way to his neck to gently nibble on.
>>29776552then moan softly into his ear as I touch around his lower stomach
Damn, I really need sleep.
>>29776577
I better stop, or else I may say too much.
>>29774145
Thanks! I did edit it a bit, I forgot his tattoo before. Round two, Guz loves him some cute ghosties
>>29776606
I almost fell asleep, but then saw your adorable drawing! It got my heart racing a million miles per hour!
>>29776629
>>29776697
Hope I have Guzma dreams. Please don't be the high school scenario dreams, though.
>>29774515
This is cute af anon, I'm drawing it!
>>29776629I haven't felt this good about my art in ages, I love you guys
>>29776784
This makes me happy to see being drawn out! Also, I think inspiration helps make art look great. I didn't really draw a lot (just did it here and there) until Guzma was revealed. Now I've been drawing every da. Guzma powers our hearts!
>>29776820
Trying to stay awake, but looking at Guzma makes me feel soft and relaxed. He's like a fluffy mattress.
Kukui probably only married Burnett because she resembles Guzma in the dark. Might as well take second-best if he can't have our boi.
>>29776857
They provably do sex roleplay. Kukui is the Masked Cookie and his wife is Guzma. He tells her he only wwnts it to humiliate his old friend.
>>29776878
I just want to kiss this face all over!
>>29776784
I done did it, Guzma sharing cotton candy with Ariados! Sorry for the potato pictures, I'll refine them and get good scans tomorrow.
>>29773748
she probably knew he was a reject and took him under her wing under the guise that she "cared" for him only to make him do her bidding.
that's some junko/tsumiki level shit wtf
In his encounter theme, It sounds like it's saying "don't come home"
>>29777094
Cute adorable sweet sweet! I woke up and saw this, thank you friend. Now I go back to sleep.
>>29778076
i don't hear anything of the sort
Okay, almost back to sleep. More Guzma, gotta keep it alive. Now I sleep.
>>29770797
That's not his parent.
>>29770797
>It was always one of his favorite TMs. He won so many trophies when he entered battle competitions with the Pokémon that he’d taught to use Swagger.
>He spams Swagger to win
Holy shit he is a faggot
>>29779939
Hey, if it works, why fix it?
>>29773975
Wait, she dies?
>>29779987
She's in a coma at the end if I remember right.
>>29773557
That is kind of sad. I thought he just want easy money or want the milf pussy. Turn out he just want simple acceptance.
>>29782111
>>29773654
>>29773557
>I am still shipping Guzma/Lusamine
is that bad?
>>29782259
It is unequal relationship and unhealthy for both of them.
>>29782259
>>29782402
It might be one sided and not the best ethics wise but it's still pretty much verging on being canon
>>29782259
You can ship whoever you want, so it's fine. But it's kinda like a Joker/Harley thing going on. It might look aethetically appealing, but when you get down to the bone, it's not healthy.
>>29782111
This makes me sad.
>>29782402
>>29782462
>>29782744
unhealthy relationships and codependent personalities are my kinks, anon