So what's this thing's name?

Salazzle

Salslutty.

>>29739195
vajazzle

Salickdeeznutz

Salazzle, ou or at least uu, I don't understand the pun

sperm wyrm
jizard lizard
poopchute newt

>>29739195
Ruined Salandit.

So is it fem only or what?

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>>29739226

>>29739221
Salamander + Dazzle

It's really bad. Like holy shit it's awful. What the fuck is its theme? Bandit -> Dazzling girl at a party? Fuck this.

>>29739240
I still love him even though he's only a puppet.

>>29739195

>>Mommy

>>29739235
Salandit's description always made it clear what it would be. You're retarded if you expected anything different.

>>29739241
apparently this is combee 2.0

only female salandit evolve. APPARENTLY, though.

>>29739248
hes our boi in spirit

>>29739241
she dazzles you as she steals your stuff

>>29739271
So, it doesn't matter if it has a shitty design as long as the description fits.

>>29739276
There is a dissonance here

Like

Here's how it was introduced:
>SALANDIT!
>The bandit salamander Pokemon!
>It's thing is that it steals shit and poisons enemies! Like a bandit!
>It's also part fire because salamanders! Unique, huh?
>Pokedex? Uh, I don't know, I guess it has some pheromones or something?

How it actually is:
>This Pokemon exists to worships the one female out of every one hundred in its group. Each one is routinely cucked by the alpha female who is the only one who evolves.
>Sex/Sex type
>Hey furfags! This one's for you!
>Keep buying our stuff okay? I promise there'll be lots of kinky Salandit merchandise! ;)

>>29739330
>shitty design

nah

>>29739342
Here's an example of someone who, spending most of their time here, is incapable of thinking like a human being and can only spew 4chan memes in an effort to communicate.

Oh wait sorry you can't understand me, right? Let me translate for you;

Kek faggot!!!! >implying

>>29739502
Kill yourself.

>>29739556
kek!

>>29739556
KEK!