Shit dat don't make no sense

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>>29734360
Not only that, but he learns aqua jet through LEVEL UP, but there is no possible way for him to get his stab priority move

ICE TYPES IS SUFFERING

>Run Away doesnt let you switch outta Trapping moves / abilities

>granbull
GF BOSS: HORRY SHITERUUUUU THATS SUPPOSET TO BE A FAIRY TYPE!
GF employee: N-NANI!? WHAT ABOUT CEREBI??
GF BOSS:NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII????????????????????????????????? NO FAIRY TYPING! YOU'RE FIRED!

>>29734529
Granbull has been the Fairy pokemon since gen 2.

The real question is why the fuck is its gender ratio skewed?

>>29734556
thats' not the issue tho. my problem is that WHY THE FUCK IS CELEBI NOT A FAIRY TYPE? ITS THE MOST FAIRY LOOKING

>>29734610
Well then by that logic, all of the spritely legendaries should be fairy

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>Girafarig and Stantler don't learn Hyper Beam
>Miltank, Tauros, Snorlax, Lickitung, Chansey, Kanghaskhan, etc all do

>>29734637
Yes

>>29734610
It looks like a fairy, but it uses time travel and its precognitive abilities to see the future.

That's Psychic all over.

Zangoose can't learn Cut

>>29734610
Because if they replaced its Psychic typing, that would have drawn attention to the fact that Fairy is thematically redundant when we already had Psychic, so they only retyped single-types and Normies.

>>29734671
Gen 1 had a habit of just giving everything hyper beam at high levels

Glalie not learning mean look

DAFQU

>>29734766
what I'm saying is plenty of one stage mons learn hyper beam, including a normal type you find on the very next route(Miltank) that can learn hyper beam, but stantler and girafarig can't for no apparent reason

>>29734702
Well then you're wrong, and also fuck you

>>29734360
Blame global warming

>>29734360
bear is fast in water not on land/ice

>>29734702
That sounds so fucking boring.
>Mew
>Celebi
>Jirachi
>Manaphy
>Victini
>Meloetta
>Hoopa

All somehow deserving of Fairy type because they're small and cute and somewhat "spritely," as the other anon put it.

>lugia
causes 40 day storms
can't learn hurricane

>Wooper can learn Ice Punch

>>29735029
Some of those could be described as literal fairies. I'm getting more of the impression they just don't want to change legendary pokemon types in general

>>29734798
They don't normally have visible mouths.

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>>29735732
Explain why Sandslash can learn Hyper Beam as a TM.

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>>29735732
first google image result

>>29734360
Egg moves in general. What a fucking waste of time, I just want Ice punch weavile you fucks

>>29735863
because gen1 mons can learn everything

>>29734360
Pikachu got icicle crash
Kyurem doesnt

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Probopass can learn the elemental punches

>>29736142
Ow

Aside from Area 51 memes, there's no real logical reason why Beheeyem learns Steel Wing.

>>29736142
I don't fucking believe you.
>Google it
>holy shit it's true
well shit.

>>29736189
Probably because TM 51 was Ally Switch in Gen V, and they might have forgot to change Beheeyem's moves that it can learn by TM

>>29736152
It punches with the mini noses.