Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the stats revealed tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is Decidueye a slow mixed attacker? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Decidueye to become Ubers and lay the beatdown on Greninja. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought Incineroar was supposed to be the slow starter???? This is so fucked.
I'm genuinely surprised I'm responding to this
>>29728360
>being this fucking autistic
Your mom should have aborted you.
>>29728360
"Attacks in 1/10th of a second" my ass..
"Astonishing speed?" Because it learns Astonish.. GG GF.
FUCK. MY. LIFE.
>>29728360
I hope your mom beats your ass with her dildos
>>29728488
hola reddito
>>29728561
Oh no, he found me!
>>29728458
>not knowing the meme
I think you should have been aborted anon
>>29728360
You people are the reason nobody likes USA
disappointed. I was waiting for a incest hardcore pornfic.
>>29728436
>>29728458
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>>29728788
it's a pasta you fucking normie Reddit faggots
>>29728868
>fucking normie Reddit faggots
Pasta my nuts you little shit stain bitch
>>29728868
While I didn't make this thread with the intention to trap newfags, I am still happy that it did that.
Don't worry Decidueye, I still believe in you!
>>29728868
>not knowing the meme
It is you who is a newfag here. Please do the Internet a favor, and kill yourself.
>>29728360
Where did this pasta come from
>>29729016
/r9k/ i think
>>29728360
Such a loser. Crawl on your knees and apologise to your mother. Show some respect to the person who raised you and stop overreacting. It's a fucking game.