Post childhood Pokemon stories

>>29710938
I swallowed my fire red cartridge. Every night the theme to lavendertown was suck in my head. I couldn't sleep knowing that I had just eaten the game that had brought me so much joy. One fateful day I realized I had to end this trauma. I took one of my mom's kitchen knives and cut open my stomach. It hurt. I knew I had to deal with the pain to save all my Pokémon. Then I woke up in a hostpitol and pikachu was there. It handed me the game I had swallowed. Then, I ate pikachu

>>29711587
Me too!

>>29711587
Wow, really? So did I!

>>29711587
Me too, thanks.

>Battle friends with link cable
>Other kids gather around to squint at the screens
>Many children in close, close proximity
>One kid has an itchy head
>Everyone gets lice

good thread

>>29710938
My childhood was ruined when Dartrix's Speed was revealed

>>29711587
vore