Why are they fighting /vp/?

>>29688596
She wants spit.
He wants swallow

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>>29688617
lul

get this shit off /jp/ RIGHT NOW

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>>29688596
Because based Brendan isn't a furfag. He has a canon waifu AND Courtney.

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>>29688617

>>29688596
Brendan is attempting to resist the coup d'etat by his Pokemon. Having already withdrawn and smashed the Pokeballs of five, Gardevoir has successfully denied him her Pokeball by discarding it to the other side of the room via telekinesis. Gardevoir wasted no time on this opening, and has grappled Brendan for execution by Draining Kiss, the only offensive move he taught her.

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>>29689111
coup d'etat means to overthrow a government

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they're getting married

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>>29688596
The same reason I didn't like my dog humping my leg.
Except one is animal and another is an elemental creature that's shaped like a human.

>>29688596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW71-sVyMzM
Playing this while looking at the pic