You just got deported to siberia and have to live in a shack

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I am so deeply fucked

>>29688179
>Ash-Greninja in the demo

I'm sure we can Sue our way out of this one. If not, getting Burasto Bahn'd might keep us warm.

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>>29688179
Well I'm safe.

>Groudon
Damn, I'm glad I always use my favorites now.

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Can't decide if this would be good or bad

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Thank you Black version!

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This fucker.

>>29688179
>Mew

I can just have it use fire attacks on stuff to make things warmer

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>>29688179
I will survive. And with time, getting my little buddy to evolve, i'll thrive.

>Mega-Pidgeot
Could find me food, or just fly me home. I'm fine with this.

>>29688179
>Latios
Fly to somewhere warm

Mamoswine could keep me warm and act as transport.

>gardevoir

One last blowjob before I die I guess.

>>29688544
Or you know, teleport?

>>29688567

Could she do that? Teleport entirely out of Siberia?

>Mantine with scald, protect, aqua ring and toxic

Wew I'm safe

>>29688263
Is this a faithful Tepig?

>>29688179
Avalugg. Fuck me.

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i dont know about this. i mean the fluff seems warm but she aint no arcanine.
maybe theres hope in that she can electrically power a heater for me.

>Magneton
Ok, what do?

Pinsir. We'll kill bears and raid villages.

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>>29688179
BURASUTO BAAN
Not sure if I will survive with this though.

>Genesect
I'll ask it to kill me quickly

>>29688179
>Sneasel

I guess I'll ask him to go steal a heating that works for me.

>>29688179
>Mega Aerodactyl
We fly to Mexico.