Who would win?
>>29680124
Primarina > Milotic >>>> Shitgong
>>29680124
Win at what?
a thousand lions
>>29680150
Beauty competition
>>29680124
Dewgong has the worst design of the three. It has absolutely no flair.
Primarina is my favorite followed by Milotic
I don't really like Dewgong that much
>>29680174
In that case, Milotic would win in the game universe because of muh most beautiful pokemon, but Primarina would win with an actual audience.
Milotic, because I'm biased from raising an outstanding one in my OR nuzlocke.
>>29680124
>A generic seal
>An ugly and overdesigned seal
>Or the so called most beautiful pokemon, that is actually usable in battle and is the ace of a champion
Such a hard decision OP.
>>29680124
PRIM'S FROM ALOL
GONG'S FROM THE SEVII
SPHEAL, SEALIO, WALREIN SO HEAVY
MILO TIC "TICMAN" BABY! HE RAISED PRIM AND LOVES THE LADIES
Primarina
Just wait until everyone drops Milotic when the game gets released
>>29680214
Silly anon. There is only one seal in OP's pic.
>>29680124
I don't know, but tranny seal definitely would lose. It's PU garbage
>>29680216
Delet this
>>29680214
>overdesigned
Ebin.
>>29680200
>but Primarina would win with an actual furry audience.
fixed for you
#29680241
Trying too hard for that (You).
>>29680263
Have you seen all the porn milotic has?
>>29680124
A three way battle between three bulky water types sounds like it would be really boring. If Dewgong has Freeze Dry though, then it could win.
>>29680214
What's an evenly designed pokemon look to you then, shitlord?
>>29680124
The better question is which one sucks dick better?
Also I'm still mad that we didn't get a Water/Fairy Milotic evo. I thought that Milotic was Gyarados' counterpart. Fucking nips, you should all be nuked a second time.
>>29680124
>Starts the thread without Gorebyss
Seriously OP?
>>29680275Yes.
>>29680263
Wouldn't furries go just as much for Milotic?
>>29680263
>being this delusional
>>29680298
Sorry gorebyss never thought of labeling you into the category of fish waifus.
>>29680124
Easy vic
>>29680294
>The better question is which one sucks dick better?
Milotic of course
>>29680176
Winner
>Primarina fags trying to make their Primarina look good
>As usual
We get it, it's pretty, don't you have anything else to do besides bragging about it? Or are you just waiting for a chance to tell us just how amazing it is?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so don't ask me, otherwise, you'd be trashing me over my ''opinion''.
>>29680396
I don't really care what you're talking about but you sound upset about Primarina, so here's a smug reaction image.
>>29680124
in what, a battle? Probably the one with STAB that isn't resisted by all the others.
>>29680396
...Wat
Did you enter the wrong thread or something? Next you'll go into the drawthread and complain about people drawing things
>>29680396_(You)
I think it was just a general question because they are all similar. Maybe it was made by that one guy who really hates Primarina for some reason?
>>29680460
Bingo
>>29680396
What?
>>29680176
RIP in PU Stallrein.
>>29680322
Is that... bittenhard? Was that his name?
>>29680124
Milotic. Not up for debate
>>29680298
I need a pic of a Gorebyss trapped on one of those plastic can holders that get in the ocean.
I didn't mean to make everyone angry with this thread I'm sorry
These three just remind me a lot of each other
>>29680538
Don't worry, is just that guy
>perfectly fine thread
>no inflamatory comments until that one dude starts attacking Primarina fans just because
>"p-primarina fans are cancer"
He does this every time. He goes into Primarina threads and no one bites his bait, so he spams it everywhere
>>29680124
Calm mind war between milo and pri-
>milotic can't learn calm mind
never mind.
>>29680339
NO!
>>29680124
>actual fight
Primarina
>beauty contest
Milotic
>singing contest
Primarina
>most useless Pokemon award
Dewgong
>>29680124
Milotic reks those femlets at 20'04".
>>29680648
Dewgong and milotic can sing how do you know that
>>29680176
My bro forever and ever
>>29680124
Dewong is the cutest.
Dewgong wins
>>29680176
>You are hatching eggs in the hotspring when this guy comes and slaps your Primarina's (female) ass
Can you handle Jamalrein?
>>29680241
hahah your dumb as fuck. You'd be the guy that would use pyroar in OU because u think it looks cool and "baddass XD". Fucking kill yourself. If you had any knowledge of the metagame you would know primarina is the most likely to be OU
>>29680753
>>29680767
Nice taste
>>29680590
Post yfw Coil + Hypnosis shenanigans
>>29680124
Dolphins swim in schools so they wouldn't fight each other
>>29680176
>>29680562
Tranny clown a shit
>>29681261
(You)
>>29680233
I will NEVER drop my bro for some ugly ass trans seal.
>>29681326
>Implying you have to choose.
Unless you are one of those "can't have type overlap" autists.
>>29681326
So are Miloticfags afraid that Primarina will 'replace' their waifumon, and thus respond by shitposting at it constantly?
>>29681361
Milotic is my favorite mon.I actualy don't mind Primarinabut it'll never take Milotic's place for me.
>>29681373
No what? No...
I dont think even and gen 7 pokemon have entered my favorites list let along replace any.
>>29681373
Not really, no. I guarantee it's just that dude falseflagging as fans of other Pokemon so he can call Primarina "tranny seal". Milotic could be classified as a "tranny" Pokemon using the same "rules".
Poor Balliofags, their fakemon is now hated by Primarinafags because of this dude
>>29681373
Miloticfag here, I like both. Pretty sure he's just memeing.
>>29681493
>>29681494
Yeah that's what I figured. I do wonder why that guy has such a hateboner for it though, considering that Ballio was never gonna be a thing.
>>29681373
Milotic barely even counts as a waifumon.
>>29681604
Every pokemon is a waifumon you mongoloid
>>29681694
Even male only mons?
>>29681719
Do you even need to ask?
>>29681757
>100% male
>wears a dress
Why do more people not make a fuss out of this again?
>>29681778
Not everybody is that autistic
>>29681604
>He doesn't want to be gently embraced by giant, soft serpent coils
What did he mean by this?
>>29681541
"that guy" here. I don't actualy hate Primarina, I was indeed just memeing hard to defend my tastes, sorry for that.
What Balio has to do with any of this, anyway?
Milotic of course!
>>29681953
People think the only reason to hate primaria is to have like ballio more
>>29681778
Twiter and Turmbl already take over 4chin. Everybody is gay now.
>>29681953
The guy who constantly makes hate threads for Primarina usually posts as a Balliofag
>>29680214
>Miloshit
>usable in battle
>>29682567
>he hasnt experienced the wonder of scald spam milotic
>>29681361
>He posted an image of Primarina and an abomination.
>/vp/ hates milotic now
What? Not even a miloticfag, it's just so inoffensive, and it used to seem like it was one of /vp/'s least disliked pokemon.
>>29682727
>Scald spam Milotic
>when you can just use Buttscab's waifu, Suicune, Gastrodon, Quagsire, Volcanion, or literally any other Water type with access to Scald
Milotic is pretty much useless outside of an very niche doubles set involving Competitive.
>>29682767
Such languaje!
>>29682807
Dunno. Beyond being slightly annoying in-game I can't see why would anyone hate it.
And if you want to hate a Hoenn pokémon for being a never ending annoyance, there is always Pelipper.
>>29682807
I think its because i made a thread comparing milotic to primarina and dewgong.
The primarina fags who are very adament when it comes to defending it have to bring down others to make look good.
>>29680124
>dewrong winning at anything ever or even being allowed to compete, show up , or even exist
>>29682907
Don't blame us.
There is >>29682767 and nothing more.
>>29682929
Cant you say something nice for once?
That whole sentence repeats the same thing 3 times in the same way.
We get it you dont like dewgong. Go circlejerk over milotic or primarina then.
>>29682807
I don't know, I'm hoping it's just falseflagging and bait because I always liked Milotic as a counterpart to Gyarados.
Honestly, I'm surprised at all the Dewgong hate too. I know Seel gets a lot of shit, but Dewgong has always been really cool in my opinion.
>>29680124
Primarina is the only one that can take advantage of STAB without being resisted by the other two.
>>29682997
I couldve used lapras in place of dewgong and it wouldve been the same shit