How much do you love your favourite pokemon?

>>29676897
More than you do.

>>29676897
Less than you do.

>>29676897
As much as you do.

>>29676897
>fapping to Psyduck
>not a waifumon like Tsareena
way to have shit taste anon

>>29676897
No I don't fap to nor do I want to put my dick into it.

>>29676990
>fapping to Tsareena
>not a REAL waifumon like Salandit2
way to have shit taste anon

>>29676897
>tfw girl so can't produce jizz
God dammit, I wanna hot-glue stuff.

>>29676897
Enough to use real semen instead of hot glue

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>>29677022
>fapping to Salandit2
>not a REAL waifumon like Clawitzer
way to have shit taste anon

>>29677056
You can always use real hot glue.

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>>29677056

>>29677021
"""""favorite"""""

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>>29677056

>>29677056
Just spray female ejaculate on it or something.

I've never had an actual favorite. Articuno was the closest but I get really unlucky with it and I hate it now.
I don't love anything but Tsareenas are cute .

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>>29677069
That's no fun, Anon.

>>29677075
>>29677097

>>29677056
>put it in vago
>take a picture of it

>>29677056
>>29677121
Yes, do it.

>>29677056
the other anons got it all wrong, you just gotta put some hot glue in your vajayjay then you just use the figurine as a dlido and then when you're done you pretty much got a fully hot glued figurine at your disposition to share with other anons in a thread such as this one, nudes can be included in the shared picture for your and our convenience
thank me later bb

>>29676990
>>29677022
>fapping to tsareena or salandit2
Literally fapping to actual shit, nice scat fetish fags.

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>>29677056
This was oddly arousing.

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>>29677056

>>29677063
What are you, a semen expert?

please include me in the screencap

>>29676990
>fapping to a waifumon
Look at this casual. You're not a REAL pokemon fan.

>>29677573
DISGUSTING FUCKING REDDITORS, GO BACK TO YOUR STINKING PILE OF SHIT OF A SITE. NO ONE LIKES YOU. SMELLY FUCKING NIGGERS, GO BACK TO REPOSTING SHIT MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY TO APPEASE YOUR DESIRE FOR ATTENTION.
RETURN TO YOUR SHITHOLE AND REMAIN THERE. IF I COULD PRESS A BUTTON THAT INSTANTLY KILLED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU RANCID CUNTS, I WOULD SLAM THAT WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER UNTIL I KILLED EVERY REDDIT KIDDIE A HUNDRED TIMES. AND NOTHING OF VALUE WOULD BE LOST.
YOU ARE THE LOWEST OF THE LOW, YOU CANCEROUS CUMRAGS.

FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL.

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>>29677056
>mfw people are replying to this post as if it's not a guy or tranny

>>29677776
But boys can hot-glue things you silly

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>>29676897
My first pokefapost was with it
I was even autistic enough to soft reset until I got it female

Once I finish my heart gold run, I'm gonna breed it with my decidueye
And probably jack off to the thought off them having sex

>>29677648
So mad

So much I would treat it like a brother/sister.