TopuLOLu
>>29665953
>>29665964
>>29665981
>>29665992
and then they both died and that's it. The end.
>>29665981
>>29665992
>>29666003
Phew
thought this was gonna be porn for second
Edgiest shit
>>29666012
Disappointed it wasn't 2bh
>>29666003
>part 5 of 10
Where's the rest?
>>29666042
>>29666054
I figured since the guy got slashed he would start to turn into a Zoroark and it would be some weird furry transformation porn
>>29666057
>he saw through my ruse
Fuck.
>>29666097
>>29666104
>>29666057
Holy shit you were right
>>29666109
this is now an official Cringe thread.
>>29666120
Fuckin' 'ell.
>>29666129
There's just one thing I still don't get though.Why is he so bloody British?
cringe time
>>29666003
Assuming humans have base 50 HP and defense with 75 attack and this dude is level 35 from all his camping that he apparently does and assuming that Zororoak is 45 from surviving in such place with Hasty nature because it attacked head on that would mean:
Starting with Zororoak's first offensive attack
0 Atk Zoroark Night Slash vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Human: 82-97 (91.1 - 107.7%) -- 50% chance to OHKO
Dude would totally be downed but still awake but that second hit that we can assume was dying thrashing would totally knock him out
And since the knife was last resort from the dude and it somehow ended up hitting Zoroark twice
0 Atk Human Last Resort vs. 0 HP / 0- Def Zoroark: 61-73 (50 - 59.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
From this and lack of nearly any possibility of medical care we can conclude that them both dying would be a possibility
>>29666168
THYQQ
>>29666129
>no porn
gay