avant garde memes

>>29663943
BROCKOLI
CELERY
GOTTA BE
VEGGIETALES
COLLIFLOWER
SWEET AND SOUR
HALF AN HOUR
VEGGIETALES

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>>29663963
I like the song your just sang anon. maybe sometime you can come over and we record it. I got a recording studio in my home.

MFW next hit

>>29663943

Did you catch'em all, op?

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>>29664029
MFW i gave up and started game over

bump, keep the meme wars going guys. cant fight alone

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>>29663982
>Here's me
>Browsing /vp
>Comes across a thread with celery
>Instant idea
>Greatest composure of music to ever exist hits me
>Starts writing the song
>Anon loses his shit behind screen
>Holyshitniggathissongislitasf
>Goes over to Anons house
>Let's him tickle my pickle and prod my rod
>Records some sickass tunes
>Tfw we become a musical sensation
>MC Stephen Hawking sings with us about vegetables
>Mfw it could happen

>>29664162
can you make avant garde memes?

>>29664203
I don't have enough celery.
Feed me, anon.

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>be me
>have limited supply of celery for lunch tomorrow
>go on internet to talk pokemon with my homies
>suddenly i get alot of fans
>everyone wants my celery and probably sign it.
>run out of celery
>go to store and watch cashier look at me like i'm insane.
>but 57$ in celery and atleast 3 handcuffs and a sharpie.
>get home and start cleaning recording studio where i record pokemon lets plays and
>get online to fill celery orders.

MFW I'm getting famous for mailing celery

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>>29663943

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>>29664444
>QUADS

#famstyles2016

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>>29664444
>QUADS

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>>29664444
MFW he has a get

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can't let the celery die. you go OP

>>29663943
>be me
as opposed to?

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>>29664603
MFW deine Mutter

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>>29664567
MFW you know someone else gets your art

>>29664644
>DUBS

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>>29664644
>DUBS

>>29664692
>92's

>>29664708
>08's

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>>29664732
>be me
>witness guy getting 32's
>Mfw sweet cola tonight

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>>29664759
>59's

>>29663943
>be me
Noose yourself.

>>29664793
>93's
I think you should consider.

Check this 67

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>>29664862
>0.4 seconds off

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>>29664793
>be me
>internet guy say "be me" to me about me saying be me
>want I noose myself
>rediscover the joys of pokemon black and find new hope for life
>was once on edge
>nearing the edge of life next to a noose
>pick the water starter like usual
>new hope for the world as I rise through the ranks
>MFW be me

pls love me