ITT trainer cards based on your career choice. >Marine biologist

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>NEET

>>29636528
why would a NEET have a fucking oni

Here's mine.

>>29636511
>no pangoro
What kind of marine biologist are you?

i draw so 6 smeargles?

>>29636675
Tragic

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Pic.

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Minccino - Cleans tables
Trubbish - Eats trash
Slurpuff - Makes the sweets
Smeargle - Helps behind the counter
Miltank - For milk

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>>29636747

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>Chemical Lawn Care Technician

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Planning on going into DNR work

Pokemon are based on common forest creatures in my area

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Was a difficult one.

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>>29636867
You work at a Museum?

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>>29636511
I'm also a marine biologist, but I specialise in seabirds.

>>29637083
With spaceships. Nah, good guess though :)

>>29637157
There's mummies in space? Shit dude, tell us everything.

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>>29636511

>>29636867
Cryptozoologist?

>>29637193
Archaeologist/historian?

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>>29637183

>>29637183
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Lee_Fisher - a mummy in space :)

Put Coffagrigus in as he's got relations with the supernatural.

>>29637083
>>29637216
>>29636867
no you guys i think she might just have slight retardation. be nice.

>>29637023
>>29636747
Yare yare daze

>>29637280
Only slight retardation, not too much of it. :)

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I work in Document Control and QA
What even relates to that

I can't think of a team for private investigator do it for me /vp/

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>implying I have any sort of function within this modern society
The only thing that I honestly do is browse /x/ and sometimes screw around on other boards

>>29637072
Something really cute about a batch of porygons following you around.

>>29637293
hahaha yare yare very funny, sides in orbit

>>29637360
Rotom to hide in appliances and spy on people.
Machamp for muscle.
Chatot for recording what people say?

>>29637360
Gumshoos. Gun. Croagunk.

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smeargle for inspiration
scizor to cut film
porygon for my computer
ampharos to power my workstation
zoroark represents the deceitful nature of editing
snorlax to keep me company while I laze in a chair all day

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Administration and CS

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Was my second career choice if my career never picked up (which it still hasn't).

Hypno, Musharna, Espurr, Slowbro, Mr. Mime and Wobbuffet. Or something like that.

>>29637458
Ah, a honeyneer.

>>29637459
A psychic?

>>29637474
psychology student

>>29637408
>>29637431
Something with odor sleuth no?

>>29637474
Beekeeper.

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>>29637500
A coach?

>>29637572
Surgeon

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>>29637572
Why the scizor for a nurse/surgeon?

>>29637621
Wasn't too sure which mon to fill the last slot, something with insomnia as its ability maybe

>>29637646
there
are
no
girls
on
the
internet

>>29637646
Scissors.

>>29637677
Leavanny for threads to sew.

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>>29637683

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should be fairly easy

>>29637646
> Edward scissor hands the mon
You know for invasive surgery

>>29637732
Swimmer with death wish.

>>29637051
What is DNR other than "do not resuscitate"?

>>29637776
Danish Nature Ranger?

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>>29637459

>>29637774
kek

>>29637458
Bee-syrup-master?

>>29637879
A pedo?

>>29637889
Sherlock Holmes!

But probably CSI

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Animator/Concept Artist/3D Sculptor in training.Probably a NEET again soon, I'm a piece of shit.

Two ditto to help draw from life, to experiment with and take forms of what I'm drawing/working on, makes referencing poses awesome. Best life drawing models you could ask for. Bro tier mon.

Smeargle for fairly obvious reasons! We would be best buds and he would help me with my technique.

Porygon as I do a lot of digital work, it would help me manage my files. A core member of my team.

Stoutland as I also train dogs, dogs often feature in my work and I couldn't live without them. One of my favourite mons.

Mr. Mime has the ability to solidify air molecules by vibrating its fingertips. This would come in handy with my non-digital sculpting work. Mr.Mime would also help me with posing and expressions and acting through my characters as it's a master pantomime. I really love him.

>>29637776
Department of Natural Resources

>>29638114
I was close. >>29637840

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>>29637350

Porygon?

>>29638092

Or ditto for copying, ain't gonna judge.

>>29637732
Electric-type Gymleader

>>29637561
Nah. Grocery Store Courtesy Clerk. Minccino is for cleaning and Machamp is for bagging and cart getting

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>>29636511
>R&D CFD Engineer

Though it's one of many fields since I'm somewhat undecided desu

>>29638114
Oh. Here's mine, they don't make sprites for murses

>>29636511
>he fell for the marine biology meme
AHAHAHAHAHA

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>>29638815
Whoops

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I only pretend to work on robots. Most of the time I'm just reengineering simple ag industrial components.

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historian :)

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Not even supermarkets want me.

If I'm a failing artist do I just put a single fainted smeargle on my team that used sketch on Self-Destruct?

>>29639038
Who would hire an obese cross-dresser?

>>29639215
That but also post every bad choice you've made that led you down this path so that we may learn how to avoid a similar fate

>>29636511
Random question
Does marine biologist only refer to the sea/ocean or also rivers and lakes?

>>29639322
I listened to my parents praise my crappy naruto comics that were all just a bunch of close ups of eyes, so I enrolled in a really expensive art school that was like 'YES MONEY'

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>>29639047
Still goes to school im guessing

what kind of Pokémon would an architecture & urbanism student even have? Timburr / Gurdurr?

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>>29639047
Still in school or a teacher?
>>29639038
NEET!
>>29638840
I would take your nurse dick

>>29639359
Any body of water :^)

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>Fashion design student

>>29637226
Yep.

>>29639984
No Leavanny???? The Pokémon that literally makes clothes?

>>29640741
Oh damn I forgot about that, good call.

>>29639984
do you fug machokes?

>>29640810
I'm thinking Machoke and Gardevoir would be models.

>>29640881
but does she fug them?

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Pretty obvious.

>>29641139
Time traveller or nigromancer.

>>29637072
Geometrist. You works with so many poligons.

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Add Oranguru

>>29643147
Technician
>>29641139
archaeologist or other rock-based profession

You're all a bunch of useless hippies unable to produce anything of value to society. Except these anons, obviously:

>>29643147
>>29638844
>>29637732

>>29643249
close anon, i'm an electrician.

>>29643268
thanks anon. i figured going blue collar was the way to go.