Daily reminder that Absorption is female. Only female mosquitoes

Maybe it's trans

>>29625846
Even hotter.

>>29625846
>Beedrill has a stinger

>>29625846
>implying that Absorption sucks blood

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>>29625867
>Beedrill
>mosquito

>>29625846
Spot me skeeter

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>>29625867
>implying Beedrill is an owl that clouds

It's not a mosquito. It's an Ultra Beast.

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>>29625846
Well I guess it's a good thing that isn't a mosquito and it's a pokemon.
ALSO highly unlikely it sucks blood, it's a children's game after all.

male mosquitos still have probscis u fucking dummy

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>>29625876
He's referring to the fact that in bees and wasps, the stinger is a modified ovipositor. Thus, males of those species lack stingers.

>>29625925
Yeah, it's not like Absorption is engorged with blood or anything!

>>29625846
Because the energy requirements needed for developing the eggs are higher than those needed just to live, for which sap is enough at mosquito scale.

At near 10 feet tough?

Look at that thing. It either needs to suck blood to get by, or it is why Lurantis try to not appear as plants, because this thing would decimate whole forests just to live.

>>29625892
Too many memes at one time, chill cuz

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Why I don't expect anything good coming from UBs?

>>29625846
She can suck me a long as she wants

>>29625846
Irrelevant.
Not all Pokemon adopt the necessary traits of the animals they're based on, especially when it comes to gender differences

>>29625874
This

>>29625945
Well it's not like there's any proof it is engorged with blood, besides it being red.

>>29625974
Because you are bitter, and have been jaded by multiple let downs in life, making you unable to hope for a good game.

>>29625846

Strange, I've never seen a mosquito that looks like this..........

>>29625937
I wish more people knew about how eusocial insects function. The media tends to ignore the whole "gender" aspect of it, like how you see all those worker ants/termites/bees who are male. Oh well. It doesn't really matter all that much.

Also, naked mole rats are also eusocial.

Naked mole rats are just weird in general. They don't even act like mammals.

>>29625963
It's an alien from space tho, anon.

she can suck my blood

>>29625846
>implying Absorption needs to suck blood to beat your ass.

>>29626007
> They don't even act like mammals.
Explain?

>>29625984
Yeah, otherwise male Milotic would be the ones with the longer fins

>>29626015
yeah through your dick

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>>29625974
At least the porn will be good. I hope so at least, Pokemon needs more straight up monsters/ayylmaos.

>>29626013
I mean, if you are going the equate a punching alien with a proboscis harder than diamonds to a damn mosquito you have to do it right goddamnit!

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>>29626019
Well, the eusocial structure is the first dead giveaway, but also:
>body temperature is highly dependent on outside temperature as opposed to regular endotherms
>impervious to virtually all degrees of pain
>high resistance to cancer
>longest living of all rodents (oldest ever was 31 years)
Also, they're naked. Which doesn't really qualify, but it's still pretty weird.

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>>29625974
>I-I'm scared of change. Just give me a very lousy rehashed plot... p-please.

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>>29626040

>>29625846
I still prefer to call this thing Expansion

>>29626076
Mother of god

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>>29625915

Leech Life became a TM in SM.
Its Japanese name is literally Blood Sucker or something similar.
The description outright says the user sucks blood, even in English.
UB-02's code names are Expansion and Absorption.
It resembles a mosquito and has bulging muscles that practically glow red.
The site ominously questions if its harder than diamond mouth could be used to attack.

DO THE MATH NIGGA.

>>29625846
>Male Seadra do not lay eggs

>>29625846
>people finding every god damn excuse just so they don't have to think of a (probably genderless ingame) muscley monster as a beefy waifu
>not liking beefy waifus
some shit taste all up in here

And Beauty is male.

It's a trap that hypnotizes guys with its looks, while its masculine psychic waves enrapture girls.

>>29625846
Did you know that scientists are considering using CRISPR technology to make all future mosquitoes be born male?

Take that you big nosed freaks.

>>29626226
oh is that what they're doing now after they fucked up the "make all mosquitos born infertile" experiment

>>29626258
Yes, because female mosquitos can sniff out when the males have funny balls.

>>29626263
well I hope the new plan works because FUCK mosquitos

>>29626226
Wont this have insanely bad effects on ecosystems? Don't a fuck-ton of animals eat mosquitoes? Turning them all male seems like a terrible, terrible idea. Might as well exterminate them all instead of letting the population dwindle til death.

>>29626301
They also carry diseases so you got your good and your bad

>>29626301
Mosquitos also kill several dozen animals that other animals eat all the time.

>>29626301
Oh my god, are you suggesting the organized and systematic destruction of an entire species of blood sucking leaches?

Sign me up!

>>29626301
Culling mosquitoes in populated areas is fine.
Killing off a whole specie?
When has that worked out well?
>>29626329
So do humans, and dogs, and cats, and mongooses.
>>29626360
Leeches will be fine, we are trying to help them repopulate. The leech craze literally drove the medical leech to the edge of extincion.

>>29626301
Most of them could probably eat one of the many other tiny bugs flying around.

>>29626678
there are quite a few fish that rely on mosquito larvae - such as livebearers and bettas.

>>29625974
Because you can catch them meaning they won't be particularly meaningful bosses.

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>>29625874
Her muscles are not actually muscles, but bloodsacs.

>>29625974
Because between Solgaleo/Luanala, Team Aether, Team Skull AND UBs there's room for concern over the plot being a bloated railroaded mess.

>>29626070
>longest living of all rodents (oldest ever was 31 years)

Don't chinchillas have longer lifespans compared to other rodents as well? I remember reading somewhere that they can live for up to 20 years.

>>29625867
I have seen a lot of stupid on this board but this is a whole new level of stupid.

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>>29626954