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Pineapples can't afford the 3DS.

>>29622877
>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
And yet, here we are.

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>>29622877
>hacking 3DS' is illegal in hawaii
nice try

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>>29622877
>hacking is illegal in Hawaii

will he dump it in 5 hours

>>29622877
Yeah well, I have a dragon in my back yard. I'd post a picture but he's invisible.

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>>29622877
>hawaii is illegal in hawaii

>>29622939
>illegal in Hawaii
Oh, sure. I bet it's illegal to surf in Africa, too.

>>29622973
It is.

>>29622877
>YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
We do it every day

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>illegal hawaiian sandcastle hacking

>>29622877
If I take out the shovel, will he die?

>>29624288
But anon, the shovel is the Pokemon.

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>>29624288
>If you heedlessly grab a Sandygast’s shovel, you’ll fall under the Pokémon’s control. A Sandygast uses its power to manipulate children into gathering sand to increase the size of its body.
Sounds extremely painful. For you.

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>>29624421
it only manipulates children?

>>29624421
D-Do they at least let them free when they have enough sand to evolve?

>>29624373
best gen

>>29624446
They eat them, anon.

>>29624421
Does that mean they can get bigger than the size recorded in the dex? Or is that how they evolve naturally?

>>29624441
The site seems to imply that only Palossand have enough power to control adults. Either that, or that only kids would grab a random toy shovel out of the sand.

>>29624446
Let's just say that a few more Phantumps and Sandyghasts appear.