Type: Water/Dark-type
Classification: Rape Clown Pokémon
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 97.0lbs
Ability: Torrent
Primorino releases balloons of water into the area around itself, moving them using the sound waves from its screams. The sight of moonlight reflecting off its glittering balloons creates a creepy scene. Since Primorino controls its balloons using its voice, any injury to its throat can become a grave problem. Its greatest enemies are arid environments and the overuse of its voice during back-to-back battles. Among the balloons that Primorino releases, some explode when touched, while others do not. Primorino jump on the non-exploding balloons while they make sport of their opponents, and they use the exploding variety to trigger chained explosions! Primorino’s screams have many variations, and each one changes the motions of the balloons. It has been observed that howls are shared among Primorino living together, so different colonies end up knowing different screams.
This post makes Santa Claus look real.
>>29617794
8edgy9me
>>29617794
Broseidon
>>29617794
END
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>>29617794
That thing is more humanoid than Incineroar
>>29618097
I like it
>>29617794
Nope
>>29617794
>pinnister/ballio is not real
FUCKING NICE!
PRIMARINA > THAT SHITTY AS FAKEMON
>>29617794
I want him to be real...
Also: He is clown. They should probably be controlled with laughter not screams, that would be cooler
>>29617794
his names ballio
>>29617794
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU BALLIOFAGS WILL NEVER GET YOUR GAY LITTLE BALLIO HAHAHAHAHA
>>29617794
Would my mom's panther be Fire/Ghost and Eziowl be Grass/Fairy since you inverted the second type here?
That would be cool as fuck. Is there even a Fire/Ghost Pokémon yet?
>>29620594
I mean, besides Chandelure.
>>29620594
I really widh Gen VII would introduce a Fire/Ghost. Maybe, like. It wears a skull with a rough patch on it that it can use to strike a bone and light it? And then it could carry around that bone with fire on both ends and spin it like a demonic marcher...that would be really cool
>>29620594
alolan marowak
>>29620673
Besides alolan Marowak also.
It's a very unique typing if you rule those two.
>>29620693
>it's unique if you ignore all the mons that have it
>>29620693
Grass/Poison is pretty unique if you ignore Gen I to be honest
>>29617794
If only he was real
This is just the villain from Pebble and the Penguin
>>29622012
>he has just regular balloons
>NOT DRIFLOONS
fucking christ. shitty art. 0/10/game refund
i got triggered by this uncreative piece
>>29622630
Pretty sure penguins don't have teeth.
>>29620693
>Is there a single pokemon with this type combo?
>Oh, besides the two pokemon with this type combo.
>>29622664
It wouldn't be a Don Bluth villain without teeth and a cape anon.
>>29620693
>It's a very unique typing if you rule those two.
what flavor of autism is this?
>>29617794
literallynon-meme autistic
>>29617794
>water/dark
>not water/fighting
>rape clown
Giggled
>>29622650
Giving people a Drifloon is like slavery.
>>29622699
Funny. I always say Primarina looks like that one pink dog from All Dogs go to Heaven to trigger faggots.
>>29617794
Shitty bio, but nice try anyway OP.
I'm calling it now: the final releases will feature split evos for the starters, probably based on version but possibly on gender or something else. The demo only includes the data for one set of formes. OP's pic is Primarina's other incarnation.
Screencap this you chinks.
IT
STILL
HURTS
>>29619801
We did it /e621/! We got our tranny mermaid waifu! Balliofags fucking LOST!
>>29627095
>>29619801
Dat damage controll because your "Mermaid waifu" is 87,5% male
>>29627267
Settle down, now, you projecting little faggot.
>>29627374
someone is salty here.
>>29627388
Settle down.
>>29627430
salty
>>29627049
But why would it do that you butthurt autist?
>>29627066
>>29629859
Lawl, nice shop