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>>29616809
Video games are for little girls.

>>29616809
I fucking hate the american Nintendo commercials.

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What's with American commercials.

>4 Bowsers

What did xe mean by it?

>>29616809
MOAR BOWSER

>>29616809
these are so faked and cringy but I'd fuck the mom

>Redecorating? I know a guy
>TOM NOOK? HE IS AWESOME

Why is this so cringe

>>29616894
but anon, tom nook IS awesome

>>29616888
>not the dad
what are you, some sort of faggot?

Someone needs to fire all of NoA.

>>29616846
>>29616858
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>>29616933
It's not Nintendo's fault, it's America's fault. Americans literally cannot mentally comprehend without dumbed down casualized marketing that holds their hand like this.

Nice country, guys.

>>29616858
I KNOW.

>1950s family

I knew they were out of touch but holy shit

>>29616809
I want Reggie to die

>>29617009
>muh genderneutral transfriendly family composed of non-binary parents
Tumblr is that way

>>29617053
Not saying I like it one way or the other friendo.

>>29616809
>"have Pikachu use a Z move noob"
>"shut the fuck up Devin I'm fighting an Exeggutor I'm going to switch out to something else and not use your dumb plan bitch"

>>29617062
Then what exactly do you want, bud?
From all the things wrong with this trailer, you decided to single out the fact the family despicted is a suburban white middle-class family, which happens to be the majority of NA and the target audience of Nintendo.

>>29617108
Nothing I was just saying.
>mom with the apron

Good luck with that

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>>29616951
b-but muh freedom

>>29616951
Stay mad europoor, you are still getting the game 10 days later.

>>29616809
Americans being cringeworthy as usual

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>>29617185
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>>29616846
Name ONE (1) thing Europe has done for the improvement of the human race and hasn't been perfected by America

Pro-tip: you can't

Also you are still getting the game later than the rest of the world

>>29617171
cfw master race americuck, will be playing the game before you as soon as it gets leak. Prepare your anus for waiting 2 weeks for a game I've already beat :^)

>>29617108
""""""white""""""

>>29617262
see
>>29617273

Europe is superior in every aspect though

>>29617262
Jew removal

>>29617262
You don't have to be a Euro to hate how we make commercials you triple nigger drake poster.

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>>29617303
And you failed at that. Try again Krautz

>>29617273
>thinking it will the .cia will leak early
LMAO, keep dreaming europoor

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>>29617303

The family members in the second commercial are fucking assholes.

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>>29617324
>betraying your own countrymen
Let me guess, Shillary supporter?

>>29616809
these are kinda cute

>>29617262
Healthcare

>>29617262
hope you enjoy the 200 potions and your games filled with shitty memes :^)

>>29617329
You're mentally ill if you assume that there won't be a leak. tb h You sound like a nigger who just spotted van with chicken and melon soda on the dash.

Worst case scenario I'll play on 18th like the rest of the world but it won't happen. We're literally hours before leak. Enjoy being cucked for next 2 weeks because you're too dumb to do cfw

>>29617273
>.cia gets leaked
>thinks only europe can use it
Eurofags are this retarded

>>29617053
The daughter should be a sociopathic slut and the dad a divorced cuck. The mom a former drunk whore and the son either a dude bro or a cuck or adopted noglet.

>>29617367
>names other people Shillary supporter while avatarfagging with pictures of a self-claimed jew-nigga

Hmmmmmmmmm

>>29617284
What are you talking about?

>>29617525
Good for you, but you're not getting it earlier than any other nation. Just deal with it and STFU.

>>29616843
What, you're not?

Highest defense budget
Highest homicides by percentage of preventable death
Highest rate of obesity
Highest incarceration rate

And yet we put men on the moon. Image how great America would be if it wasn't run by the most retarded policy-makers on the planet.

>>29617682

>>Highest defense budget
>>Eurocuck whining about America being able to kick his entire continents ass

Doesnt make these commercials suck less though

Be glad that the president isn't sworn in until next year, otherwise we'd be having WWIII pretty soon. It's inevitable, yes, but not now.

*BLEEP* *BLEEP* *SUPER EFFECTIVE* *PIKAAAAAAAA*

>>29617009
Yeah, believe it or not, nuclear families used to be the norm before it was ruined by the liberals.
I know, it's a wild strange concept for you millennials.

>>29617565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzqcUK3dwWQ

>>29617775
I miss the Stadium commentator, I really do.

>another Pokémon thread taken over by /pol/tards
I'm not sure what I expected.

>>29616809
I hate that the principal selling feature of Pokémon SM are the Z moves.

>>29617329
>>29617329
>>29617262

You americans can laugh all you want, but you're the one stuck with Trump.

Dont mind me while I watch shitstorm rising in your country from the other side of the pond.

Good luck!

>>29617763
Nah Clinton wants a war with Russia due to her master being banned there.

Trump wants a economc war with china.

>>29617836
Mostly for casual appeal. Things like IV training are great for more serious fans, but they don't show those off because normies don't care

>>29617842
Don't forget how fucking pissed the Putin is

Satan 2 is going to fuck us up

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>>29617842
>Good lu-

>>29617842
There is one thing we have right in our government

We don't have communist liberals

>>29617842
i'm surprised no-one memed you about sandniggers yet
dead hours i guess

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>>29616809

>pkmn games being put beside frozen game or any other shit for child <6

IM FUCKING TRIGGERED

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Guys guys, I think we're missing the big point.
>FOUR
>BOWSERS

>>29617842
>implying that's a bad thing
Typical libcuck yuropoor.

Enjoy your rapefugees

Take it to /pol/, assholes.

Butthurt drakeposter go and stay go.

>>29616809
I want to fuck Tyler.

>>29617262
Actual democracy.

>>29617777
Quads speak truth boys.

>>29619436
>THE EU
>""""""""""DEMOCRACY""""""""""

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>>29619623
Implying that EU = UE

>>29619623
No one said anything about the EU though.

>>29616809
>Jap commercials emphasise on socialising
>Americans are antisocial spergs
Of course

>>29619686
Shit I meant Europe = EU

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>It's another "/vp/ thinks they are better than some meaningless bullshit while posting on a board for plush monsters that fart fire"

Ha

What's even wrong with this ad? God knows we've seen plenty worse. It shows a family with a vidya playing daughter. Pretty normal stuff.

>>29619928
I don't see what's wrong with the add either but you seem to be projecting pretty hard.

>>29620030

About which part? The posters above acting like they're better and "cringing" while being baited into EU vs America shitflinging? That part? That is directly above, readable to you?

>>29616951
>This whole post
Nice autism, anon

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Grandma is right.
DK's jab twice into up-smash is a true combo.

>>29619436
And then you fucked that up, thanks Merkel

>>29617262 Industrial Revolution... Theory of evolution. Mass production. Steam power. Are you retarded?

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>>29616809
>FOAR BOWSARS
There goes her diet.

>>29616809
I wish that smash bros grandma was my grandma.

>>29617262
power metal

>>29617324
Most of our commercials are just like the ones in the rest of the world though.

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>>29616809
anyone notice this?

>>29620784
All of them perfected by America. I know reading is hard for you Europoors, but damn, step up.

>>29620784
>>29620784
And yet no dental insurance

>>29616809
Imagine the same trailers, but the children are 15 years older.

This is me, and probably you, this holiday season.

>>29620784
gay

>>29621858
>retarded
>gay

Close enough.