>Tfw i i will never own my own Nintendo 3DS with the pokemon

>>29616183
is this le born of le new epic maymay?

>>29616183

How fucking old are you.

Get a fucking job. Good lord.

>>29616225
Its probably a 13 year acting like a '20' year old by saying the word 'job' and concerning himself over weight by his mom.

>>29616286
>>29616225
I'm 22 year old i have been working in couple of storage places, but i was fired because i was too quiet. I have been thinking about becoming poketuber and pokestreamer to make my living so i only need that 3DS with Sun and Moon to make my dream finally come true.....

>>29616384
I feel like this is b8 but if you were fired for being "too quiet" I doubt you will make it as a poketuber/pokestreamer.

>>29616384
>fired because I was too quiet
100% total bullshit. The only place that would fire you for being too quiet is being a sports announcer.

>>29616384
Yeah dude.

Only fat women suck imo.

>>29616440

That's kek worthy

>>29616420
>>29616440
The reason in the paper why i was fired was because, ''Anon is not suitable for this work.'' I know it was not real reason. The real reason is because they kept calling me always weird, or a creep, because i never talked to anyone, because i was never interested in their shitty sports or how many hookers they had sex with last weekend.
I think i would make a great streamer because i have so much experience with pokemon franchise.

>>29616183
i feel bad for u, i'm neet too because i've a social phobia (i got bullied my whole life because i'm skinny af and i had a chest malformation) i know how u feel

>>29616561
That didn't happen though. Besides, you could contact HR if you were fired for false/personal reasons.

>>29616183
You're also using the internet outside of your restricted hours.

We'll talk about this when I get home.

>>29616561
>i have so much experience with pokemon franchise.
>i have not been able own a single pokemon games
wait, wut

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>>29616183
>>29616183
>tfw you can just use emulators
Quit being pathetic OP You'll get no sympathy from /VP

>>29616587
Do you own 3DS?

>>29616665
>>29616745
I have already played all the emulators thousands of times. I'm also have very high rank in Showdown which encouraged me to the competitive pokemon and pokemon sreaming.

>>29616183
Quit being a such a self-deprecating fat shit, start hitting the gym (you can do runs during nightime and start eating decently if you're so afraid of public shit, that lone should drop you a few pounds) and get a job.

It's abolutely pathetic that you, a 22 year old are still dependent of your mom to buy games. And btw one big thing among Pokétubers is personality, no one wants to hear the commentary of a permavirgin neckbeard loser with no social skills, so start thinking on improving yourself mentally if you want any chance to suceed. This also means getting a job because you'll be needing a good microphone (and a cam, if you're planning on streaming yourself)

The 3DS has been out for years, Anon. Even if your fake story was even remotely true, you have no excuse for not owning one by now.

>>29616587

hi greg

>>29616183
You could post your telegram or some shit so at least you would make friends with someone in vp that can support you if that helps you to normalize your social skills idk

>>29616384
Dude, if you were fired for being too quiet, you could never make money as a Poketuber....
Get on welfare or suck a dick for a 3DS.

>>29616930
/ thread
Stop being a faggot op, and don't let life laugh at you.

>>29616873
What's your Showdown name and ELO?

>>29616384
Do you have a Youtube or Twitch channel?

>>29616873
Then you have no excuses, just play an emulated 3ds find the .Cia the whole game has literally been leaked.

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You don't need a 3DS or even any semblance of success in life! All you need is us!
Let's shitpost together, Anonymous!

>>29616183
This is obviously fake af.

And as someone who actually has social anxiety/phobia, you can still get a job being like this. Yeah, I pretty much want to kill myself every day because of it, but I think most people want to kill themselves for something these days

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>>29616183
wtf ur story made me cry ill buy 10 3DSs just for u now!!!

>>29616183
It only takes a couple months of answering surveys on the internet to get enough amazon giftcards to afford a 2ds

I'm quiet as fuck too, OP. Why don't you attend college? My life isn't as shitty as yours due to college, it's kinda fun to learn things and it makes my parents respect me because I'm usually studying.

>>29617205
And at least where I live, STEM majors are basically classes + tests so you don't really have to talk to other students.

>>29616183
Here's some bullet points that will change your life (assuming this is real)

>Being 22 and still having to ask mom for videogames and hardware is beyonf pathetic. But since you have someone paying the bills and supporting you, use the chance as a platform to better yourself;

>Get a job. Yes, you'll hate it, especially because I assume you have no degree lying around, so you'll have to settle for a non-skill job like McDonalds. However you get money out of it (and since your bills are covered you should be able to afford a 3DS + games on your first paycheck). It will also teach you how manage your free time better, so you'll be more focused on the things you want to do instead of browsing 4chan for 16 hours. It will also allow you to develop social skills. Step out of the comfort zone;
>The words of the bullies that called you fat are now your fuel. Go to /fit/ and read the sticky. Inform yourself on nutrition and exercise. If you don't know how to cook, start learning. A good diet, and simply replacing soda with water can cut a lot of weight (I lost 7 kg when I stopped drinking soda. Go figure);
>You should go the gym. By my own experience NO ONE will glance at you unless you're doing something stupid like using the chest press with your legs. You are not the center of the world. People have their workouts to worry about. Running is also nice for dat ottermode, but depending on your fatness I'd recommend swimming to not strain your joints;
>Making it on Youtube is hard. Get yourself gear to make good quality videos and work on video-editing. Social skills are also important, you'll notice most top youtubers are charismatic: not a coincidence;
>never give up

>Be me.
>19 Years Old.
>Want to play pokémon.
>Get box moving job at a supermarket.
>Keep studying.
>Save enough money to buy console, OR and preorder Sun.

Tell me not everyone of you can't function.
Please.

>>29617087
This, post you username OP, I want to battle you

>>29617191
>>29617205
>>29617428
I agree with these. If you join Bing and just search for random crap you can earn points for different prizes and gift cards are one of the things you can get. Do that and save up the gift cards to where you can get both a 3DS and whatever Pokemon game you want. And going to college will give you the chance to get out and actually do something with your life. It's a good way to build social skills, and getting a college degree will get you a better job plus you'll earn more money. As for Youtube, yeah it's hard. But take pointers from your favorite ones. It's also good to record your videos in an environment where there aren't a lot of distractions. If you want to change your life, you gotta motivate yourself to do so.

>>29616183
Get a job and go back to tumblr/reddit/whatever you fucking neckbeard

Someone tell this 13-year-old that he will have to wait until Christmas to get his 3ds.

>>29617815
>get back to 4chan!

>>29616561
ITT: Bored folks replying to cringeworthy bait

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>/vp/ is full of underages

>>29616183
Citra can emulate ORAS.

>>29617791
>Bing

Is this legit? I have a job I just can't afford to spend money on video games. I was just going to wait for the 3DS emulator to get up and running but based on this thread it's already running. Did I miss something?

>>29616183
>>>/mlp/

>>29618171
It certainly used to be legit. I haven't used it since they nerfed point/prize ratio and added caps to stuff so I don't know if anything has changed. Swagbucks was also legit but I stopped using it around the same time.

Right now Citra can emulate ORAS but from what I've read to get a hacked 3DS you need to buy games in order to pirate. Eg basehaxx. I've been up to date on the hacking scene since the 3DS was released and to pokefags I don't think it's worth dropping $200 on an about to die console with wifi being discontinued like mayflies.

With ORAS already emulatable to completion only XY cannot be played. SM's demo also works so one will just have to see.

>>29618344
Damn

I read some reviews saying that peoples accounts get shut down after so long with no response as to why. Too good to be true I guess.

>>29616617
>HR
>at a storage place

Are you retarded?

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http://www.emuparadise.me/

fuck the police, nigga.

>>29616183
>mom refuses to buy Nintendo 3ds
>fat ADULT neck beard
There's your problem

>>29622572
normie plz go

>>29616183
>Hit the gym
>Get fit
>Get a GF
>Force her to buy you a 3DS and all pokemon games
>Fuck her while you play
>Profit

>>29617506
>Save enough money to buy console, OR and preorder Sun.
lmao you should be able to buy that in one pay period you 16 hour a week 7.25 cuck

Get a job and chase your dream anon. Man up and do it.

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>>29616621
ohno Mom's in on this

it's horrible that your mom is doing this to you OP. Stay strong.

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>tfw I have also never legitimately played an actual Pokemon game

I know that feel, OP

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>>29616183
>Not going to the gym at least three times a week after work/school.

I bet you also supported Bernie, Snorlax.

>>29617134
I love it wen u guys shit all over me

>>29616384
Get a job doing food delivery. The constant exposure to other people will do wonders for your social skills.

>>29616183
Get. A. Job.

>>29623726
I didn't understand shit.

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>>29625953
>tfw You've legitimately played all pokemon games.

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>>29616183

>>29626121
Ok, that made me feel better, anon. Thanks.

>>29625953
That's okay. I've only played Emerald and BW. The rest I played on emulators, but before I got those three I had already played them on emulators so I had nothing to look forward to. The only shiny I've ever encountered was on an emulator.

>finally get ds and get bw
>oh shit now i can do all that internet connected stuff
>nope

I wasnt aware they had cut connections

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>>29625953
I will soon get my own 3DS so i can finally play with the rest of you guys.

>>29616384
Become a java programmer. Worked for me. I hate having a job though.

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>>29625953
>>29626121
>>29626406
>>29627898

>tfw when played gen 1-5 all throughout emulators but that's okay since gen 6 doesn't interest you and SM is looking alright
I do admit I wouldn't mind playing during the same hype as everyone, though.

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>>29616183
Either bait or sad child.
Either way, consider suicide.
>>29616873
>I have already played all the emulators
Literally kill yourself. That's all you're good for at this point, OP. I mean that sincerely. Livestream your suicide if you want to get popular.

ITT: Faggots who need to end themselves.

>OP attention whores
>it works
>OP touches himself furiously for the next hour

>>29628067
in this itt-thread

>>29628005
that tfw-feel when

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>>29628292
What are you, a retarded bot? Faggot.

>>29616183
Stop being a fat loser. Get a gf, get a job, go to the gym. Get over your stupid "I don't care for the normal world's social needs" bullshit; you're not a fucking snowflake, you're just pathetic.

Plenty of socially inept idiots manage to hold jobs. If you were fired for being a creep, stop being a creep.

Lastly, if you're a quiet creep, being a poketuber won't work. Besides, if you have never owned a single pokemon game, how the fuck is that going to work out?

In conclusion, you're a waste, op. Fix your shitty self. I'd say kys, but your mother has already had to pay for your fatass for 22 years, she shouldn't have to also pay to put it in a hole.

>>29628457
>he actually took the time to write this bullshit for OP who is clearly either baiting or dead to the world anyway

>>29628319
A homosexual gay-faggot.

>>29628457
>gf
Disgusting

>get a job
And live with depression?

>go to the gym
What am I, a gayfaggot?

How pathetic are you that you coukrnt save 240 dollars over the past year for a system and these games?

No, really. Even making minimum wage, assuming you save a quarter of your income for disposable things, it would have taken a month or two. And that's being generous.

What do you have to live for? If you can't hold a job long enough to make 250 bucks you need to seriously look at yourself and question what you offer to this world.

>>29616384
>I have been thinking about becoming poketuber and pokestreamer
these fucking /vp/ faggots not focusing on and getting the real deets like detectives should
Post fave

>>29628664
*face

>>29628615
Well, close enough. I'm glad you admitted it.

>>29628630
>not wanting a girlfriend
>not already living with depression
>not admitting his obvious niggerfaggotry
Fuck off, OP.

>>29629274
Me no op. I'm actually worse.
26 y.o. basement dwelling neckbeard virgin, quit my job because I hate working and talking to people irl.

>>29616183
find a game shop and work there, you twit, or be a janitor

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>>29616183

>>29616183
>>29616384
if this is true, you are really pathetic

>>29628005
Well I got to play BW during all the hype because it was on the DS. The first time I played it was the fan translation before the English one was out. I still call some of them by their Japanese names sometimes.

But yeah not XY or ORAS because of the issues with the 3DS emulator. I mostly just enjoyed seeing the designs that came out.